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Monkey And Chimpanzee by Nobody: 4:22pm On Jun 06, 2021
One day, Monkey and Chimpanzee were fighting, then people ran to seperate.. They asked ''what happened''
Chimpanzee replied saying ''Monkey said i resemble am"



Second joke..
Monkey was crying and a woman approached it and asked it "why are you crying?''

Monkey replied "" people say i am ugly"

The woman replied "no you are very beautiful trust me''

Monkey smiled and asked the woman " is it true i look like you?''

The woman shouted in anger "i reject the curse!!"

"But you talk say i fine, why you no wan resemble me?"
Re: Monkey And Chimpanzee by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jun 06, 2021
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Re: Monkey And Chimpanzee by bada007(m): 12:28am On Jun 10, 2021
IntersexSherry:
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hi cherry missed placed ur number when i lost my phone can you please drop it or dm on 08137800244
Re: Monkey And Chimpanzee by Nobody: 4:58am On Jun 10, 2021
bada007:
hi cherry missed placed ur number when i lost my phone can you please drop it or dm on 08137800244
cool.
Re: Monkey And Chimpanzee by bada007(m): 12:51pm On Jun 10, 2021
IntersexSherry:
cool.
still expecting ur call
Re: Monkey And Chimpanzee by Nobody: 1:49pm On Jun 10, 2021
bada007:
still expecting ur call
will call tonight
Re: Monkey And Chimpanzee by bolutife27r: 12:01am On Jun 11, 2021
cheesy

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