A gal and a boy chatting on the internet.
Boy: Hi
Gal: Sorry i dont chat with strangers
Boy: I am Rich
Gal: I am Odunni, 20yrs and i am,
Boy: No, i mean my name is Rich
Gal: Just like i said, i dont chat with strangers. Bye.

A lady misplaces her pant and accuses the househelp of stealing them. The househelp in a bid to plead her case runs to the hushand and said 'oga u know i dont wear pant o' you are my only witness!

A girl asks a guy, ''Why is it that if a girl has sex with more than one(1) guy she's a slut. But if a guy has it with more than one(1) girl he's a legend?'' The guy replies, ''If a lock can be opened by more than one(1) key it's a useless lock, but if a key can open many doors it's a 'master key' do you agreed?'' NL gals do u agree?

NO!

I'm feeling d jokes especially d second one, so keep'em coming. Lol.

U need a trophy man

Keep em coming

jokingmary:

U need a trophy man

Trophy? Except that trophy gonna be a fine gal then i would be kool with it.

Naughty boy draws a Joystick.S on a black board. Lady teacher rubs it off. Next day he draws a bigger one and writes ''REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!''
GOOD DAY PEEPS.

Three friends shared D
same hotel room & are
going 2 D hotel room on
D 100th floor. The lift was
not working so they
decided 2 take D stairs. To
make it easier 4
themselves, they decided
2 tell a story each, along
the way. Emeka told an
action story up to the 50th
floor. Henry was the 2nd,
he told a funny story up
to the 99th floor. They
were still laughing when
Akpos told his own story
that made all of them
breakdown in tears! D
story was so short & so
touching! D story goes like
this "I forgot the room key
in the car",

A plane was transporting
madmen from 9ja 2 a well
facilitated psychiatry in
south africa n day are
making so much noise.
1 of da madmen enterz da
Pilots cabin, MADMAN:
Teach me how 2 fly a
plane.
PILOT: I wld but under 1
condition. MADMAN: Wat?
PILOT: I wld teach u only
if u can get ur friends 2 kip
quiet.
MADMAN: OK. (5mins
later da plane z very quiet)
.
PILOT; Wow, how did u
get them 2 kip quiet?
MADMAN: I opened d
door n told DEM 2 go play
outside.

Ekpoma1:

Three friends shared D
same hotel room & are
going 2 D hotel room on
D 100th floor. The lift was
not working so they
decided 2 take D stairs. To
make it easier 4
themselves, they decided
2 tell a story each, along
the way. Emeka told an
action story up to the 50th
floor. Henry was the 2nd,
he told a funny story up
to the 99th floor. They
were still laughing when
Akpos told his own story
that made all of them
breakdown in tears! D
story was so short & so
touching! D story goes like
this "I forgot the room key
in the car",

Akpos deserves the beating of his life!!!

Jokes or (Y)okes

Three friends shared D
same hotel room & are
going 2 D hotel room on
D 100th floor. The lift was
not working so they
decided 2 take D stairs. To
make it easier 4
themselves, they decided
2 tell a story each, along
the way. Emeka told an
action story up to the 50th
floor. Henry was the 2nd,
he told a funny story up
to the 99th floor. They
were still laughing when
Akpos told his own story
that made all of them
breakdown in tears! D
story was so short & so
touching! D story goes like
this "I forgot the room key
in the car",



Akpos go go down for the key.meanwhile Henry and Emeka go sleep for there till tomorrow.



Abeg permission to distribute. pls

nice

A sheep told Ram "I love
you" the Ram hissed and
replied " what's the point?
When sallah is on
Sunday,

Ekpoma1: A lady misplaces her pant and accuses the househelp of stealing them. The househelp in a bid to plead her case runs to the hushand and said 'oga u know i dont wear pant o' you are my only witness!

*Alacoba househelp

ARareGem:

Akpos deserves the beating of his life!!!

no wahala naw na only Akpors go go back abi