So tey I rush go where Dem say it's public toilet in our market only to be told that there is no water,meeehhhnnn..... Jesus Christ!!!!
Why is my own different
And where I can locate bush from that our market is not so close,Gosh.


I beg the lady who's in charge of the place to allow me use one of the toilet rooms,and use God beg her,she no gree,until I told her I will give her #500 and still drop my phone with her,and go in search of water with pales, I'll never go until I make sure that the toilet is neatly flushed,she agreed.

Dbarrzx:
Growing up...people see me as a tough/strong but quiet guy (becuase i dey beat my senior sef)and i always carry myself in that manner But got beaten by a guy i wrote off in the full glare of my friends. Menhhh that fight did not end that day. I took a revenge.

at your age you still dey fight.
Such a shame

Theoarhics:
I was caught fingering my colleague on camera while on night duty while working as a receptionist at one hotel. She lured me into it sha

nairalanders sabi lie sha

iamyemiakins:
I see truth and lies on this thread.

This I have seen

Are you false prophet's brother lol?

Did you read (Growing up) you are such a spoilt brat.

NewDawn2O21:
at your age you still dey fight.
Such a shame

There was this deeper life babe I was crushing on and I didn't have the moral to front her, although I heard rumors that she's dating a fellow deeper life brother. I had to meet my deeper life friend that was close to the girl to help me talk to her on my behalf after he gave me the assurance that she wasn't dating the other brother. I promised to love-vendor his symbian phone for free which I did. My guy always comes to meet me with positive news that the girl loves me. He even had to save the girls number in my phone and that I shouldn't call her until we've met. Lover boy went to rename the number from Patience to My love. After much pressure from him, I decided to meet her one faithful night I saw her walking home. It was during there Easter retreat, her family goes from the house while my guys family stays in camp. I walked up to her with full confidence, her approach was nice until I told her I'm the guy and she asked what guy? I had to asked her if Kelechi didn't tell her anything and she said No. Long story cut short, I turned and ran away.. I kept running until we moved out from the estate....

Omik1:
A lady sat on my legs while a facilitator was showing us one graph on his system to explain a particular topic. Shortly after the lady got up, I noticed my cream colour trouser was stained with red.

I was looking for the injury spot until someone said "Rose, is like you're on"

Omo e no funny dat day

Not work place though

so wetin you do na

diplomat058:
Years ago when I did casual works to survive - had to practically carry out errand instructions for people, some of whom that I was mates with or older than in age.

Recently, spoiling the chair of a senior colleague at work and having to carry it out myself for repair

So doing your job is embarrassing? That's a bad attitude and it will be apparent. Age is not an important factor in an official environment, don't let this primitive mindset limit you.

I fart anyhow anytime I eat my crayfish soaked beans, silent ones but the stench oozing from such farts could make you puke! I no send again...dem go don give me name but they are yet to challenge me Sha.

zed7:
Almost getting caught having sex in the file cabinet by office security who have high regards for me. Very shameful act albeit adventurous. That was many many years ago.

Very shameful indeed

Xilsbridalhouse:
I fart anyhow anytime I eat my crayfish soaked beans, silent ones but the stench oozing from such farts could make you puke! I no send again...dem go don give me name but they are yet to challenge me Sha.

I will report you to UN for releasing nuke to people

HRSweetness:


Very shameful indeed

you'll do worse

Because say I nor get money, I go my village them nor gree poison my food

Good day N'landers, I'm sorry to bother you guys, but please I just need your help.

I'm in dire need of help, life has been hell for me since last year. I lost everything I had last year to an investment firm called (wales kingdom capital), over N15M which wasn't even my money but belongs to family and friends that trusted me when I went to them with the investment plan last year. I have disappointed all of them as it stands . My life has been a living hell ever since, death threats here and there. I no longer have peace of mind, I can't remember the last time I felt true happiness. Wkc ruined my life and also ruined my chances of getting help from those who can help me as most of them had investments with me.

Ever since then I have been miserable, not even a single dime was I able to recover.

I'll be 30 by August, and I have nothing. There is no menial job I haven't done just to be able to survive daily.

I served in rivers state in 2019 but due to some debt I owed a loan company- creditdirect limited, my certificate was withheld by NYSC which makes it difficult for me to get a good paying job which was why I had to resort to surviving on menial jobs for many months now ever since the incident with Wkc happened.

I'm in dire need of financial assistance please, my siblings have all had to drop out of school at the moment as I could no longer be the bread winner I once was.

Being the first born has exposed me to tremendous pressure from my family, even the little I get from the menial jobs I get goes to their feeding as both parents are very old.

Please anything you can help me with, will be greatly appreciated, I just want to keep living. I'm messed up beyond what I can explain.

Please help me in anyway you can, I will forever be indebted to you... Please.

I walked into my boss lashing the secretary on top of his office desk pants down. They actually forgot to lock the door. It was really embarrassing. The secretary was always all churchy, pastor, over righteous stuff. Tufia!! I had to quit the job. My boss called and begged, even took me out but, I refused to go back to the office. He then paid me off with a full year salary. Huge money! I had to start a business with the cash, never expected such. Even the secretary call me tire, even wanted to come and apologize in my house but, I refused. She was a married young lady.

Motivational speaker...lol

SmartPolician:
I remember working at an oil and gas training company in Lagos. So, as the instructor and specialist in the E&P sector, I would always tell my trainees how they could be earning not less than #400k as a roustabout in Nigeria (which is true). Meanwhile, my salary was #70k.

At each training session, I would tell lies of how we helped our previous trainees secure oil and gas jobs in UAE and Saudi Arabia. Later, I will still go to the bus stop to jump into Lagos danfo with them. The funny thing is that they would always greet me whenever we see in the bus... probably to let me know that they saw me in the yellow bus. It was very embarrassing.

Working for some people is just difficult because you will have to do away with all your values and keep lying just to keep the job. I have, however, quit the job to become self-employed.

zed7:
Almost getting caught having sex in the file cabinet by office security who have high regards for me. Very shameful act albeit adventurous. That was many many years ago.

Na female dey do security for una office abi kontinew u done Bleep una office cleaner tire for office and u come they lie here

So how did u get d pen from him?

Mindlog:
First week at work in a mental health facility, was having a session with a patient in one of the wards, he mentioned some substances he abused and I didn't get it well because he wasn't that audible and he then requested I give him the pen so he can write it down and out of a dangerous lapse of judgement, I gave him the pen......a violation of the rule as a I have given him a weapon! Should my then supervisor seen him with the pen...I would have been in big trouble.

I was sweating, the guy was smiling!

truthsayer009:
I was caught playing video games in the company's Game section during work hours because I was running a bash command on a server that would take about an hour to complete, so I decided to do something with the time since I was bored.

CEO walked in and greeted me, I greeted him back trying to hide the game controller.

At the end of the month, I no see salary. I just knew something had happened.

Na so my one month salary take vamoos!

That's harsh!

JBoss25:
you'll do worse

Hahaha. The only thing I could ever be caught doing at the file cabinet section is, retrieving and returning files.

Lol

CaptainStephen:
2012 I can't forget
Still a 2nd lieutenant then, so the OIC ordered I file the men up for a briefing, I passed down order to Sgt who filed men up awaiting our OIC to brief us.

A Colonel was passing by as i turned smartly academy style to put the men on attention to pay him compliment na pràaaaaaaaah I hear

My trouser don tear

Senior officer just burst laugh but of course my men dared not laugh, I am sure they gave me a nickname

SmartPolician:
I remember working at an oil and gas training company in Lagos. So, as the instructor and specialist in the E&P sector, I would always tell my trainees how they could be earning not less than #400k as a roustabout in Nigeria (which is true). Meanwhile, my salary was #70k.

At each training session, I would tell lies of how we helped our previous trainees secure oil and gas jobs in UAE and Saudi Arabia. Later, I will still go to the bus stop to jump into Lagos danfo with them. The funny thing is that they would always greet me whenever we see in the bus... probably to let me know that they saw me in the yellow bus. It was very embarrassing.

Working for some people is just difficult because you will have to do away with all your values and keep lying just to keep the job. I have, however, quit the job to become self-employed.

Hahahaha. At least you were not lapped in a Keke.

Mindlog:
First week at work in a mental health facility, was having a session with a patient in one of the wards, he mentioned some substances he abused and I didn't get it well because he wasn't that audible and he then requested I give him the pen so he can write it down and out of a dangerous lapse of judgement, I gave him the pen......a violation of the rule as a I have given him a weapon! Should my then supervisor seen him with the pen...I would have been in big trouble.

I was sweating, the guy was smiling!

So, what happened afterwards? You were still a rookie then.

They said work life not school life abeg!

SmartPolician:
I remember working at an oil and gas training company in Lagos. So, as the instructor and specialist in the E&P sector, I would always tell my trainees how they could be earning not less than #400k as a roustabout in Nigeria (which is true). Meanwhile, my salary was #70k.

At each training session, I would tell lies of how we helped our previous trainees secure oil and gas jobs in UAE and Saudi Arabia. Later, I will still go to the bus stop to jump into Lagos danfo with them. The funny thing is that they would always greet me whenever we see in the bus... probably to let me know that they saw me in the yellow bus. It was very embarrassing.

Working for some people is just difficult because you will have to do away with all your values and keep lying just to keep the job. I have, however, quit the job to become self-employed.

This made me laugh I swear... LOL!!

Theoarhics:
I was caught fingering my colleague on camera while on night duty while working as a receptionist at one hotel. She lured me into it sha

Irresponsible youths every where

professore:
It was in school. I went to read somewhere. Beautiful, posh and serious students (including myself) were on ground. I wanted to fart silently and I was so sure it would be silent. Bhet, immediately it sounded loud I lost concentration. All the beautiful and handsome faces knew exactly where it came from. To stand up and go for class became a herculean task. I just wanted to disappear by all means.

Hahaha. You're a policeman

truthsayer009:
I was caught playing video games in the company's Game section during work hours because I was running a bash command on a server that would take about an hour to complete, so I decided to do something with the time since I was bored.

CEO walked in and greeted me, I greeted him back trying to hide the game controller.

At the end of the month, I no see salary. I just knew something had happened.

Na so my one month salary take vamoos!

LOL. CEO Is a man of action

Nikes:


Abi na you cpl fatai dey call bomber mess dah year?
Just kidding.
But fr that's embarrassing .
That's how one Rsm addressed troops on the parade ground with his fly wide open. As baba go to pay adjutant compliment, adjutant come tell am whatsup. Turned out he had carried on his business right from the start of the morning with his zipper in that condition. Baba punish those soldiers for parade ground that day

lol I know many fatai oo

CaptainStephen:
2012 I can't forget
Still a 2nd lieutenant then, so the OIC ordered I file the men up for a briefing, I passed down order to Sgt who filed men up awaiting our OIC to brief us.

A Colonel was passing by as i turned smartly academy style to put the men on attention to pay him compliment na pràaaaaaaaah I hear

My trouser don tear

Senior officer just burst laugh but of course my men dared not laugh, I am sure they gave me a nickname

LMAO
I sure know say na wind go carry u go ur closet go change...

Those who got caught farting or sexually misbehaving are part of the major problem we have in this country.

How can a sane individual smoke weed at work?

wunmi590:


Almost everybody are guilty of using office wifi to watch and downlaod porn

Right!!! Especially when boredom sets in.
Now, I must add that if you must engage in the act, endeavor to make use of Incognito tabs! Clear your browsing history too

I recall a certain supervisor of ours who got fired on the spot after our boss checked his browser history