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Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:39am On Jun 14, 2021
BECAUSE I NO GET MONEY
A THREAD
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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:40am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
Lecturer ask the past tense of Break you come point me.
Cynthia why embarassed

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:41am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
I use firewood/kerosene stove to cook and said Gas is too risky for me

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:42am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
I come borrow salt you add maggie, pepper, onions, rice, bean and even water undecided

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:42am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
Them give me fanta say malt na for special guest cry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:42am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You tell your sister wey I dey crush on say I be cultist angry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:43am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
Tailor no put pocket for my cloth lipsrsealed

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:49am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
Grace has started using my ATM Card as ruller

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:49am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
Efcc come carry my neighbor come leave only me

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:50am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
I toast you, you say I be small pekin

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:50am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You see me inside Benz you go dey tell my mama say dey don kidnapped me abi grin grin

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:51am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
I wear designer, you come say who borrow me undecided God go judge you embarassed

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 7:51am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
We snap pix you come use emoji cover my face wink

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:04am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
If they call my number E go always tell dem say "The number you are trying to call can not be RICH shocked cry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:05am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
I use my ITEL snap you, you no request for your pictures...
No be so life be na angry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:06am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You buy Suya, chop the meat com give me the Onion to eat shocked

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:08am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money for account, Polaris Bank no send me Birthday massage embarassed embarassed

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:09am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You see me for restaurant dey ask who bring me tongue

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:09am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You see me dey come your house you go off generator undecided

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:10am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You hug every body come dey tell me Hi

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:11am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You read my comments and you no react grin cheesy

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:11am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You dey tell me goodnight by 4pm angry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:14am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
We Break Up you no cry cry cry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:15am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
Usher no bring offering basket come my side embarassed cry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:15am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You dey use my cloth clean your shoe angry

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:16am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You call me longer throat instead of foodie

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:16am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You see me with your girlfriend you no panic

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:50am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
Na once in a month I dey receive call

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:51am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
I buy you something you check weda e expire

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:51am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
You visit me once and you no come again

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by MANCHESTERunited: 8:51am On Jun 14, 2021
Because I no get Money
I buy new cloth come visit you. You ask who give me d cloth shocked

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Re: Because I No Get Money (a Thread) by Smallwinner(m): 6:56pm On Jun 14, 2021
Because I get money

I come visit you, you dey comot

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