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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by GreaterFuture(m): 9:21pm On Jul 11, 2021
Plenty
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by yuping(m): 11:54am On Jul 12, 2021
Igbojihadist:
i was kidnapped i excaped and i was arrested and detain by NPF i spend one month in detention with bail out of almost 1 million i was charged with murder and kidnapping
Why must you escape (joking)
But are you serious about this?

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Igbojihadist: 3:00pm On Jul 12, 2021
yuping:

Why must you escape (joking)
But are you serious about this?
yeah that was last year NOV 26 when a first class monarch was shot dead in ondo state i was kidnapped at the scene my brother it was a terrible experience is better to be robb 5 times than being kidnapped

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by EdoFirstBorn(m): 3:30pm On Jul 31, 2021
Who brings this sort of nonsense to front page

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by iheartellah(m): 3:31pm On Jul 31, 2021
Obakashdee:
I go comment when e reach front page
e yaff reach sir

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by sylve11: 3:33pm On Jul 31, 2021
elpochas:
Mine was when i was dating my Ex GF.She was both Wahala plus Mess raise to Power 2.My heart always skips when she bangs my Gate.

She get muscle for teeth? grin cool
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by bluefilm: 3:33pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
[s]This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.That actually kick started my self control habit.What about you?Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together[/s].

This is bullshit_

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Promiseibritam: 3:33pm On Jul 31, 2021
Obakashdee:
I go comment when e reach front page
It has
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by omoadeleye(m): 3:34pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.



After shooking her for staircase, na so her aunt just show begin call her name...

Just ordinary 2 secs remain make she catch us.


Konji na bad thing.

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by lkillbrokehoes: 3:35pm On Jul 31, 2021
angry angry angry
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by macdammy(m): 3:35pm On Jul 31, 2021
fati2001:



having a moniker.

Please why did you quote what OP has already written?
Can't you just reply like every other normal person and leave?

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by twilliamx(m): 3:36pm On Jul 31, 2021
Airwavez:
shocked

Arrested for what crime

Indecent exposure...its a minor crime. Or Indecent in public space...either of the 2

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by duduade: 3:36pm On Jul 31, 2021
Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office. cheesy


What s a penetration tester please

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Maxwell4404(m): 3:37pm On Jul 31, 2021
U dey rush u won cum quick quick,
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by AgentGoat: 3:37pm On Jul 31, 2021
Shellsploit:
Was enroute Lagos to enugu with one popular transport company. Vehicle got to Delta state, na so NDLEA stop us .. After searching the bus, their was this particular guy that has been staring at me. He asked me to alight from the vehicle, then asked my source of income, told him am a penetration tester...

The next thing i heard was " Na him we dey find" Tried explaining to them what a penetration tester is but all fell to deaf ears. Passengers started begging... Them say i be suspect! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Last last, naso bus leave me commot...
The rest was history after we reach office. cheesy


Lies

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by AmeLonRo(m): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2021
Just know what you are doing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAPTnzHkOMk
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Taiwojon(m): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2021
Nonsense.

Engaging in fornication and premarital sex.

Bros
You need JESUS.

Repent now before it is too late

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by fati2001(m): 3:38pm On Jul 31, 2021
macdammy:


Please why did you quote what OP has already written?
Can't you just reply like every other normal person and leave?




since Jul 03 u no see am, nah now you what para for the the matter .

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Nobody: 3:39pm On Jul 31, 2021
Was picked up by sars officials at 2am in the morning
When they came to arrest my friend I visited that same day cry

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Awoleesu(m): 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:

Don't mind NPF o, it was years later that I asked myself, what is even our crime?

Is our act against the law?
Indecent association and public display of immortality cool





Your Old man should have challenged that..
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by neonly: 3:41pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:

Don't mind NPF o, it was years later that I asked myself, what is even our crime?

Is our act against the law?


Yes bro's it was
It actually a against the law to have sex in a forbidden area it called indecent act punishable by law
Mine own experience was I also like having a quicky inside my car Benz until ak come hold read my offence since then na gbagada general hospital in Lagos I dey use jeje if d needs arise

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Erulog(m): 3:43pm On Jul 31, 2021
duduade:



What s a penetration tester please


An ethical hacker, tests websites to see if there are loopholes/penetration point and possible ways to protect it from dark heart hackers.

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by advanceDNA: 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:

Don't mind NPF o, it was years later that I asked myself, what is even our crime?

Is our act against the law?

Jeez!! You don’t know sex in public places is wrong under the law of every country??

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Lamanii22(f): 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2021
BabaIbo:
This is my own, It happened I came home from school due to break that evening and my people were at home. My babe will be travelling the next day and Konji won't let me hold on till another break, there was little or no time and finance to start making arrangements for a better/comfortable place.

So, I told her we should make use of the sport complex since it will be lonely by that time(around 8pm), as I was about to get serious with business I saw a light ray shining towards us, the next thing I heard was NPF's popular question "who be that?"... I couldn't run because of the babe, if not I would have made use of the next available exist(fence).

That was how I and my ex were arrested, and I was forced to call my dad, he met us at the station and processed our bail, but the shame no be here o.

That actually kick started my self control habit.

What about you?
Do you have messier situation? If yes, share it and let's laugh together.


grin grin grin omooor....
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by MiamiePizza(m): 3:47pm On Jul 31, 2021
Mine was in JSS3. I and some other bad boys in class went into the school garden, harvested corns and roasted it inside the jungle. We kept doing this for weeks before our cloud bust. We where asked to pay for every crop that has been illegally harvested in the garden else we won't be writing our JSSCE exam. We paid sha... Mama hear and mehnnn I won't talk what happened further sha but las las we're alright

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Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by Lamanii22(f): 3:48pm On Jul 31, 2021
Obakashdee:
I go comment when e reach front page


It's on front page now ..
Re: What Is The Biggest Mess (a.k.a Wahala) You Have Been Into? by yoged(m): 3:49pm On Jul 31, 2021
bluefilm:


This is bullshit_
you're suffering from mental illness.. But you can't know...smh

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