dapsoneh:
I saw more than cake wallahi

Menh I had to scroll up again to check the picture �

AlexB300:
i see what you did there

I'm innocent

aboyaji:
My respect for that family increased in geometric progression. Whenever I set my eyes on her, I see a different person.

The good part of it all was that guests who lodged in the hotel came out to pray for us. The staff all came to give us words of encouragement and thanked my woman for her show of affection. It was gathered that no experience of such had been recorded in the hotel before. One of the guests in the hotel volunteered to help with his car when they heard that some of our invitees were ready to go home. People I never knew volunteered to be of help to us that said night.

We went home on foot. She is a blessing to me in all ramifications, not limited to this celebration though.

In choosing a partner, just choose the one you can handle her misdemeanor. No woman is better than the other.

Because u don get the good one naah.
Soo many are better than others

It's because you are good to them

[quote author=aboyaji post=103473667]My respect for that family increased in geometric progression. Whenever I set my eyes on her, I see a different person.

The good part of it all was that guests who lodged in the hotel came out to pray for us. The staff all came to give us words of encouragement and thanked my woman for her show of affection. It was gathered that no experience of such had been recorded in the hotel before. One of the guests in the hotel volunteered to help with his car when they heard that some of our invitees were ready to go home. People I never knew volunteered to be of help to us that said night.

We went home on foot. She is a blessing to me in all ramifications, not limited to this celebration though.

In choosing a partner, just choose the one you can handle her misdemeanor. No woman is better than the other.[/ a good woman, date a girl for 2years , never received a present from her kn my birthday, even when I remind her we do quarrel over it, and she work in a big foreign multinational drug company here in Nigeria]

jammyneutron007:


The relationship is still too early for you to become a motivational speaker. Congrats

You dey mind the guy, leave am....time dey come when kasala go burst, no be women again, the celebrant is obviously emotional and in love, reality will set in soon...let him enjoy the moment anyway

In flavors voice

Ebidosia onato darling darling

Akuruoulo:


Because u don get the good one naah.
Soo many are better than others

What i meant in the write-up is that everyone should choose wisely wlthe type of problem they can bear or tolerate.

LEGALSER:


Truth.

How's your baby?

Too lovely hun. Thank you very much...

Lamanii22:


Too lovely hun. Thank you very much...

You are welcome dear.

aboyaji:


What i meant in the write-up is that everyone should choose wisely wlthe type of problem they can bear or tolerate.

Great then

Good luck in your adventure

lilvicky68:

Ok oh.. but did you take her permission before bringing her to the public?

whatever I do, she knows.

aboyaji:
I didn't need to reply you particularly. But let me clear some air. Her birthday fell on December last year. We celebrated it very well. I invited her sister and friends. She was really happy that day.

Secondly, That girl you see up there is a queen. She doesn't demand anything from me. She's my peace of mind. He sister loves me like a girlfriend would her boyfriend. Thanks.

Lol. Sha be careful.. don’t be swayed .. wish u the best

Akuruoulo:


Don't let her go bro

Thanks nwanne

aboyaji:
My respect for that family increased in geometric progression. Whenever I set my eyes on her, I see a different person.

The good part of it all was that guests who lodged in the hotel came out to pray for us. The staff all came to give us words of encouragement and thanked my woman for her show of affection. It was gathered that no experience of such had been recorded in the hotel before. One of the guests in the hotel volunteered to help with his car when they heard that some of our invitees were ready to go home. People I never knew volunteered to be of help to us that said night.

We went home on foot. She is a blessing to me in all ramifications, not limited to this celebration though.

In choosing a partner, just choose the one you can handle her misdemeanor. No woman is better than the other.

Congrat bro � Never had a girlfriend

aboyaji:


Please, kindly get a very good life.

reason beyond just the statement.

seanwilliam:
Love Dey shack this one

It's not about love d shack me. It's my good experience that I'm sharing. God's kind of love is best.

dapsoneh:
I saw more than cake wallahi

Are you talking about the “V” shape?

You want eat it like the birthday cake?

GeneralPula:
Nah wetin people dey see be this..

Naija, I hail us oo

You ma you see am shey? Na the main birthday cake dey there!

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aboyaji:
Hello Nairalanders!

I'd like to write on the surprise birthday I got from the people (my girlfriend and her sister) that love me dearly.


On the 2nd of July, I got a call from my engineer friend who lives in my former place of residence. He had informed me in the morning of a real estate deal ( I am into real estate too). He stressed that he visited my new place the penultimate day which was on the first of July and he'd like me to come over to his place in the evening for more information. I replied in the affirmative and dropped the call.

Fast forward to the evening, I came back then dropped off at a friend's shop who sells footwears by 4 through 6pm. Shortly after, my girlfriend and her sister strolled passed the vicinity where I was. They told me they were on their way home to prepare rice and that this time there's little funds and high cost of food stuffs in the market that the rice would be a red oil rice and they were inviting me over for a RED OIL RICE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION in their home. I smiled and bade them bye.

That was when I remembered my business meeting with my engineer friend. I strolled to his place in a long sleeve shirt and shorts with bathroom flipflops.

Arrive this friend's apartment, we talked over the deal with inclusion of another friend of his before he asked me to follow him to SOMEWHERE.

I told them that my birthday was that same day and I wasn't celebrating anything. He laughed at me and his girlfriend chased me down with pure water.

I came back and wore my flipflops and offer we left for the SOMEWHERE. We strolled through some streets and gardens and towards Dunamis Church. I thought we were going to pray since he wasn't precise about the place we were headed. Suddenly, we passed the church. In all the walkabouts, we were engaged in serious unending gists. From Nigeria problems to Donald Trump wahala and all before we found ourselves inside a hotel.

He asked me to wait for him that he was looking for someone and in my mind, that should be the client for the real estate business. He checked and came back and suggested we had a seat for a while and wait.

We patiently waited and had our phones charged. I wrote some stories while we waited and he read it and shared his insights too. Then I saw my girlfriend walk past us and into somewhere I didn't know. I became uneasy. Shortly, I rose and confirmed what my eyes saw but met her sister there too. A little while, his own fiancé came and met us and sat patiently too.

Then I told my friend that I saw my girlfriend in this hotel and said maybe they came to see a family friend. But on a normal, she would tell where and who was taking them out beforehand. But this time, NOTHING OF SUCH.

My friend said maybe she has explanation to make later. Maybe, it came as emergency and no airtime. I said Yes, it could be the fact.

8:00pm my friend received a call and asked for us to go home that the person wasn't coming anymore. I unplugged my phone and off we made out. Then, he said he'd like to check something around the pool side in the hotel. I followed him....


Immediately I advanced into the arena... There was a chorused scream and shout of HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Guys, my head literally BURST into bits. All the friends I have were in attendance. All... Men and female alike.

So, he knew all along... Something I never envisaged... Something I hadn't experienced... Something I least expected from my girlfriend and her sister because they are barely managing their low income.

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You talk too much...

Guys like you seriously irritates me...

In real life, there are higher tendency that you're below average...

aboyaji:


Please, kindly get a very good life.

Please kindly concentrate your energy on something productive.

timilehin007:
she's everything opposite to Funmilola...i pray by God's grace she will never turn to be like Funmilola....mehnn she left me shattered, she totally derailed my entire life...this wasnt what i wanted to be...
by God's grace if u reading this may u never meet or settle down with someone like this particular Funmilola o..was so terrible that i attempted suicide 3times...

thats my ex wife’s name ooo. I know for sure you ain’t referring to her cos she isn’t that bad of a person. In fact she had so many good things about her

dapsoneh:
I saw more than cake wallahi

Camel toe and over-padded small breasts in mattress bra

Good luck to you sha. But noting from any woman can freak me sha. Abi no be Naija women again ? Sometimes I'll remember some things and just feel like screaming


This one wey organise this fit chop another pénis the day b4 all the show

@ OP enjoy the moment....e de sweet oo ...but never trust any female...anything can happen..and them brain no be as ur own brain be bro...anyway enjoy the gal oo....but also be careful...una never marry o ..dem no sure oo

aboyaji:


I'll still prove you wrong with fact and figures. I've known this woman for one year and seven months now. What ever I gave her, she took. I have been out of official white collar job since December. For the past six months now, I haven't spent on her and she's ok with it. She wears her natural hair when there's no money. She's working and not a lazy woman.

She has given me more this year than I have given her this year alone.

Each salary she earned, she made plan for it and abide by it. She's a very disciplined woman.

You must not comprehend, judge or be cynical about others due to the type of people you are or have surrounded yourself with.

Change your cycle for growth.

Na you disvirgin her?

The moment she secured the Ring then you’ll see her true colours… make sure you screenshot my words down

Nomiyesupersaint:
It's because you are good to them

Yes. Thank you.

Bad Belle people full nairaland o!! Why y'all wishing him bad luck?? Is it his fault that you can't find a girl like his girlfriend? Why the hate ?? Someone was even stupid enough to say his best friend is sleeping with her!! How do you know?? Do you know that girl before?? Did you catch them in the act?? This is very bad. Nairaland is filled with really foolish and bluntly stupid people!!!

aboyaji:


What i meant in the write-up is that everyone should choose wisely wlthe type of problem they can bear or tolerate.

...in the write-up WAS that!
Over Sabi

That ur girl look like a player. Take it or leave it. Never expect much from a girl. They can leave u when you need them most. Anyway what did I know. Make I smoke my weed first

Mustiboy:
Average-looking girls are usually sensible. Your girlfriend is a perfect example.


May God bless your relationship. Happy birthday to You.

I really understand your assertion on the "average looking ladies".

I don't do too beautiful ladies. I always turn a blind eye towards them. I like them homely and lowly.

If they're too much, I withdraw.

Heterodox:
It'll end in tears.

op u for no put your personal life here o,see them saddist,them don dey cUrse you

Give her pile driver