awwwh now u can stop bleeding now u finally got wot u wanted but permit me to derail 20pages of this thread bcus u can forgive but not forget watch out peshaaaaaaaaawunnn , u go take , u don jam witchcraft b dat o ,nextime u no go open mouth target Badosky anofia , multicoloured ogunfe

u dont have to reply me bebe i call d shots , so u see how it feels , next time u go use bandage close wound instead of ankara
lets go u go take

**thinking**
this gorgeously dressed young pastor carrying a bible and demanding for an alcohol. . .congregations, do as i say but not as i do
*pauses thinking*

ermm. . Oga Phate, welcome

*goes over to the fridge, opens it and collects two bottles, serves him*

oga phate, welcome. take ya drink. See opener sef

gorgeous dressed ke , oh boi stop looking @pastors yansh oo, hes not gay , wey bright na dat blokos fit u pass

**driving in my Escalade $ using my GPRS to locate the new one in town offtopic bar, WoW wat a nice location and a magnificent building, Jack must have spent a lot of hard currency on this place, are u pondering wat I am pondering?, this is an era of a new beginning,

**highlights from his car and hears some shouting inside the bar##wondering which gurl is making this hell of a noise#Hope its not idowu dats shouting as if she sat on something bigger than her something.

^^Lol, cousin.

what a new day!

At last, one can eat and pop champagne in a bar!

Dusts the whole bar getting ready for today's business. . .business so promising

Brings over a bottle of kai-kai dry-gin, pours a couple o' shots & takes a sip. . .aaah

rolls over my merry-go-round chair sits down and looks outside as passers-by passes by _{nice rhymes}

Idowuogbo:

gorgeous dressed ke , oh boi stop looking @pastors yansh oo, hes not gay , wey bright na dat blokos fit u pass

jacky,u know i am not familiar wif this place, pls hire somebody like idowu as an usher to show vip like us around.u know dis place is very big and has got too many facilities,

She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO

**thinking about asking my precious sister to help out**
but i no trust guys like El G's

bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some guys go come loose d side-mirror

She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO

**thinking about asking my precious sister to help out**
but i no trust guys like El G's

bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some guys go come loose d side-mirror

She is still sad about the demise of her battle-field thread. Not a perfect candidate IMO

**thinking about asking my precious sister to help out**
but i no trust guys like El G's

bright, hope say you park your escalade at the garage well before some area boyz go come loose d side-mirror

^{snooping around, hmmm, i hope say my fellow choristers no go catch me if i order 1 bottle of gulder, anyway, i no fear, i carry my scarf and bible inside bag, so if them show i go just tie head begin preach,}

Barman, jor give me 1 bottle of chilled gulder!  

^^Lol, welcome o gal, chilled Gulder dey na.

**serves her a bottle of chilled gulder as she looks left & right b4 guzzling it down**

lol

^^eerrrm. .bros,

**looks at his mouth lips and observes dat it is brownish in color and guesses dat he is a typical cigarette smoker**

Studio, make i bring you Donchester cigarettes?

Price is one for 5 naira lol

*will this business last 100 years like previous businesses in this locashun? Babu strategy, c cobwebs everywhere #heavy sigh#, dusts seat as he sits*
Erhm. . bar-t, serve me a bottle of chilled heineken that my Dr recommends 4 me, u know I dont drink

jackpot:

^^eerrrm. .bros,

**looks at his mouth lips and observes dat it is brownish in color and guesses dat he is a typical cigarette smoker**

Studio, make i bring you Donchester cigarettes?

Price is one for 5 naira lol

is it everybody with brown lips like u said smokes ciggarate?

Shows how daft your are.

I dont know what u would gain from bringing your fellow man down to get to the top.


BUT HOW CAN U GO TOP WITH THAT UGLINESS?    

veyi veyi UGLY

Abaaah!!!jackpot can't u see that studio's lips aren't brown but black $ wif red spots showing he smokes pawpaw leaves.so pls cousin jacky obey his thirst

u and your UGLY cousin dey madt.

Confused souls.

Mtcheww

^{gulping d last of my chilled gulder, shey make i buy another one pour am inside kpali, as i dey sing for church i go dey drink am small small, person no go know sef, them go think say na laca sera, that our church sef, u gatz high make d spirit move u!}

oh boy, abeg take this kpali make u pour another chilled gulder inside, no let anybody see am o. you are blessed.

nobody go carry u home by the time u don drink gulder finish and your head don full.

Good samarathan who tell u say she need ur help? Aba nigger like u wey go like to kidnap the drunk gurl for cheap

Small Stout Please

Driving my escalade towards the new $ one in town bar joint!!!

**parks my escalade @ d vip garage***walks into spa and**eeeeemmmm,bar man I need fried osama's head wif igbo soaked in fermented gulder.

bright007:

**parks my escalade @ d vip garage***walks into spa and**eeeeemmmm,bar man I need fried osama's head wif igbo soaked in fermented gulder.