I decided to give my fiancee a surprise
With roasted corn
She wept and left angry
Now she has blocked all my numbers
Where did I go wrong?

In showing my love for her she rather vexed

Nothing, she simply fail the test, na test abi?

U na werey o

What happened to shawarma

Pass me the corn

Later when she dumps your ass, then you'll run back here to Nairaland and start to cry,wail and play the victim.

Expensive Joke

Damn Niggar!!!!!

The surprise should have been a huge cucumber instead of this roasted corn

Beckysexy:
Later when she dumps your ass, then you'll run back here to Nairaland and start to cry,wail and play the victim.

she has dumped him already
Op na akagon

Bring the corn for me, I will eat. Then you can go and settle her, maybe she will prefer boiled corn...that one no consign me.

Forgive her, for she doesn't know what she is doing. Corn that is rich in fibre and vitamin B, loaded with essential minerals such as zinc, magnesium, copper, iron and manganese. And it's even the roasted one, which reduce the risk of disease from dirty water.

If you bought her pizza now that is filled with refined sugar, and makes person fat, will she appreciate it? Na wa o. I hope you didn't throw away the corn sha. See as she deny her body from this important nutritional benefits, chai. She no sabi better thing at all. Many are schooled, but few are educated

EFULEFU1:
I decided to give my fiancee a surprise
With roasted corn
She wept and left angry
Now she has blocked all my numbers
Where did I go wrong?

In showing my love for her she rather vexed

the handwriting is on the wall!any lady that cant appreciate little favours doesnt worth ur love at all!MOVE ON WITH UR LIFE!!

Beckysexy:
Later when she dumps your ass, then you'll run back here to Nairaland and start to cry,wail and play the victim.

Well i think she should be grateful. Its the thought that counts aint it?!
Greedy girls want everything handed to them while they sit on their ass n do nothing yet are never grateful for anything

Roasted maize...my favorite thing in the world. My body never rejects it, no matter how much I eat it.

That bae deserve to be an ex-

pansophist:
Forgive her, for she doesn't know what she is doing. Corn that is rich in fibre and vitamin B, loaded with essential minerals such as zinc, magnesium, copper, iron and manganese. And it's even the roasted one, which reduce the risk of disease from dirty water.

If you bought her pizza now that is filled with refined sugar, and makes person fat, will she appreciate it? Na wa o. I hope you didn't throw away the corn sha. See as she deny her body from this important nutritional benefits, chai. She no sabi better thing at all. Many are schooled, but few are educated

overdrive:
What happened to shawarma

Must it be shawarma?

EFULEFU1:
I decided to give my fiancee a surprise
With roasted corn
She wept and left angry
Now she has blocked all my numbers
Where did I go wrong?

In showing my love for her she rather vexed

Abeg hold am for me make I buy pear outside sharp sharp.

Hustle up dude, u can do better
Is that what she worth?.

Hustle up dude, u can do better
Is that what she worth?..
You for use d money buy chilled Pepsi sef

Mrscarter:


Well i think she should be grateful. Its the thought that counts aint it?!
Greedy girls want everything handed to them while they sit on their ass n do nothing yet are never grateful for anything

Your dp sha

U even try, na okpa I go buy give am.. make constipation hold her small....these women matter don tire person...

Beckysexy:
Later when she dumps your ass, then you'll run back here to Nairaland and start to cry,wail and play the victim.

You people are really a disgrace , so buying a corn for your girlfriend as a surprise is a reason to dump him?

Roasted corn for what...


What I look like fowl ....


If I were to be the one na better slap for follow your cheek

milky3:
Hustle up dude, u can do better
Is that what she worth?.

Big men sef dey eat roasted corn.....
Talk more about a poor girl whose father is nothing to write home about..... Ogbeni eat ur corn or make u pass am 4 me..... Oooshe

She simply failed the corn test.

Kyngfarabale1:

Big men sef dey eat roasted corn.....
Talk more about a poor girl whose father is nothing to write home about..... Ogbeni eat ur corn or make u pass am 4 me..... Oooshe

A big man will select a soft and succulent corn, not this thick and burnt corn that can destroy someone's teeth...

You for add am pear

tarantino1:


Your dp sha

Lmao i thought it fitting for a place like nl

milky3:

A big man will select a soft and succulent corn, not this thick and burnt corn that can destroy someone's teeth...

Ur view thou.... I no get power to argue abeg