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Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:41am On Jul 12, 2021
So, yesterday, I was watching football and this female friend of mine came in with a short dress, but no panties or bra.

Since she's a troublemaker and doesn't like football, she started operating her phone. Two minutes into the game, England scored and I confidently told her England will win.

She looked up and asked, "England and which country is playing?" And I replied, "Italy."

She smiled and told me Italy will win at the end. We started debating it, but finally settled with a challenge.

If Italy wins, I'll take her out, buy her sharwama, ice cream, and co. If England wins, she'll do this and that.

Unfortunately, Italy won and I'm not happy. As someone who hates to fail promises, I just have to do it, but I don't want to use my money.

Who will dash me 10k to take her out? God will replenish your pocket. England is a sh!thole country.

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:48am On Jul 12, 2021
Or, do you guys suggest I sell our Lasticle book that costs 10k at a 50% discount to just two people to raise 10k?

Here is a link to read the free version of the book. It's on how to cure PE permanently and naturally last hours in bed without drugs https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Candidlady: 10:49am On Jul 12, 2021
Do all these ladies know you take their pictures to post it on here ?
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:52am On Jul 12, 2021
Candidlady:
Do all these ladies know you take their pictures to post it on here ?

Yes

Consent is key.

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Candidlady: 10:53am On Jul 12, 2021
iLegendd:


Yes

Consent is key.


Then a legend you are truly


Stay blessed

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by OhMyGodWtf: 10:53am On Jul 12, 2021
Candidlady:
Do all these ladies know you take their pictures to post it on here ?

Lol shut up, was her face showing.? People just come here and open mouth like whales

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by JOACHINpedro: 10:54am On Jul 12, 2021
Thought you were gay? undecided
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Candidlady: 10:55am On Jul 12, 2021
OhMyGodWtf:


Lol shut up, was her face showing.? People just come here and open mouth like whales

Did her face show?


Really young man? Really


Moroever who I asked with enough sense answered me politely


You see where maturity sets in bah

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 10:55am On Jul 12, 2021
JOACHINpedro:
Thought you were gay? undecided

Gays have more female friends, but no sex involved.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by JOACHINpedro: 11:00am On Jul 12, 2021
iLegendd:


Gays have more female friends, but no sex involved.

So because she's your friend, you would have banged her if england won?
Which kind low budget gay you be? undecided
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by longetivity(m): 11:02am On Jul 12, 2021
Ode ni ilegendd yi sha

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:03am On Jul 12, 2021
JOACHINpedro:


So because she's your friend, you would have banged her if england won?
Which kind low budget gay you be? undecided

I can't recall saying sex is part of the challenge. Please, correct me if I'm wrong. Point out where I said she'll give me sex.

Sex is free so why should I get it through a challenge? That's too much stress.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Promiseibritam: 11:04am On Jul 12, 2021
This OP Sef...

but as I was reading haven't come across anythng like hard or slow.
so wia did u gad it from
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by chatinent: 11:04am On Jul 12, 2021
World Best Advertiser!

G.O.A.T!

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:04am On Jul 12, 2021
longetivity:
Ode ni ilegendd yi sha

You're welcome, Sir.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by JOACHINpedro: 11:09am On Jul 12, 2021
iLegendd:


I can't recall saying sex is part of the challenge. Please, correct me if I'm wrong. Point out where I said she'll give me sex.
You're right.
Don't blame me, the title of the thread made me assume.
Sex is free so why should I get it through a challenge? That's too much stress
So that means you're not gay.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:13am On Jul 12, 2021
Promiseibritam:
This OP Sef...


but as I was reading haven't come across anythng like hard or slow.

so wia did u gad it from

What I meant is: should I fulfil the promise instantly (hard) or buy her ice cream today, sharwama tomorrow, meatpie next, and "slowly" fulfil the promise?

You know, when you don't have money, you do things slowly. When you have, you do it hard.

Dirty minds always misinterpret my titles and posts. grin

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by ford101: 11:24am On Jul 12, 2021
Who even hangs a television as high as that in his room.just to stress your neck.

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:25am On Jul 12, 2021
JOACHINpedro:

You're right.
Don't blame me, the title of the thread made me assume.

So that means you're not gay.

That's a mystery I'd love to keep. Three girls visited me yesterday at 3 PM to come learn Cry.pto. One of them just celebrated her birthday that same day.

When the one I know (out of the three) called me to come open the gate for her, I thought she was the only one, so I wore this tight boxer and was shirtless.

When three of them got in, they became shy and stammered to greet me. When we got in, I decided to wear clothes to make them refocus their minds to something good.

I playfully told them I was gay and their mood changed. The lecture started, but network was really terrible.

We canceled the class. If they were to go home to do soapy while imagining the bulge they saw, they'll be discouraged from doing it because I told them I was gay.

So, I'm gay.

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:27am On Jul 12, 2021
chatinent:
World Best Advertiser!

G.O.A.T!

Lol

Did I advertise? I thought I only told a story.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Promiseibritam: 11:39am On Jul 12, 2021
iLegendd:


What I meant is: should I fulfil the promise instantly (hard) or buy her ice cream today, sharwama tomorrow, meatpie next, and "slowly" fulfil the promise?

You know, when you don't have money, you do things slowly. When you have, you do it hard.

Dirty minds always misinterpret my titles and posts. grin



U No well!
Who b dirty mind?

when you didn't explain ur Article well.

And beside,
Dnt you knw that "Hard" and "Slow" is a porn langage?
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by JOACHINpedro: 11:42am On Jul 12, 2021
iLegendd:


That's a mystery I'd love to keep. Three girls visited me yesterday at 3 PM to come learn Cry.pto. One of them just celebrated her birthday that same day.

When the one I know (out of the three) called me to come open the gate for her, I thought she was the only one, so I wore this tight boxer and was shirtless.

When three of them got in, they became shy and stammered to greet me. When we got in, I decided to wear clothes to make them refocus their minds to something good.

I playfully told them I was gay and their mood changed. The lecture started, but network was really terrible.

We canceled the class. If they were to go home to do soapy while imagining the bulge they saw, they'll be discouraged from doing it because I told them I was gay.

So, I'm gay.
Lol.
You're punishing our ladies o.
Though I like the scope, will adopt it when I'm fully established.
Enjoy the rest of your day Sire

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:42am On Jul 12, 2021
Promiseibritam:



U No well!
Who b dirty mind?

when you didn't explain ur Article well.

And beside,
Dnt you knw that "Hard" and "Slow" is a porn langage?

I well sha.

I guess I'm just naive of those words "hard and slow."

Porn language? I never knew. We learn every day.

How is it used in porn? I want to broaden my horizon. No knowledge is a waste.

A few examples won't be a bad idea.

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 11:53am On Jul 12, 2021
JOACHINpedro:

Lol.
You're punishing our ladies o.
Though I like the scope, will adopt it when I'm fully established.
Enjoy the rest of your day Sire

Yeah, I just like teasing, punishing, and depriving them sex. Those of us that run away from sex are always the ones girls love to chase until we submit.

The day they'll finally get it from you, they'll feel accomplished and happy as if they've finally climbed the toughest and highest mountain.

If you want someone to know the value of what they got or will get, don't make it too easy for them to get it.

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Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Promiseibritam: 11:56am On Jul 12, 2021
iLegendd:

I well sha.
I guess I'm just naive of those words "hard and slow."
Porn language? I never knew. We learn every day.
How is it used in porn? I want to broaden my horizon. No knowledge is a waste.
A few examples won't be a bad idea.
Okay...... Fine. You have to go on a Practical.
Get a gal or u go to where u have Pay and Bleep (Sex Workers)
Pick one of them
Have sex with her. U Will engage with those words.
Not thanks me now! But Letter.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by BobbyZrealist(m): 1:40pm On Jul 12, 2021
iLegendd:


I can't recall saying sex is part of the challenge. Please, correct me if I'm wrong. Point out where I said she'll give me sex.

Sex is free so why should I get it through a challenge? That's too much stress.

If sex isn't part?
What is the meaning of hard or slow on the headline?
That makes no!! Sense.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by iLegendd(m): 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2021
BobbyZrealist:


If sex isn't part?
What is the meaning of hard or slow on the headline?
That makes no!! Sense.

Okay, Sir.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Nobody: 2:51pm On Jul 12, 2021
@op �you gat da whooole world in your hands �

abeg make you remember me in your paradise
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Nobody: 3:45pm On Jul 12, 2021
Candidlady:


Did her face show?


Really young man? Really


Moroever who I asked with enough sense answered me politely
They would credit his account with 200 naira .. Normal thing


You see where maturity sets in bah
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Olas121: 5:10pm On Jul 12, 2021
Hello! How may I get my book back? I lost my Gmail account to hacker and I have like 5books that I have buy from you there.

But don't Know how to get it back. You know as Good bad boy, you much not loose guild.
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by Olas121: 5:11pm On Jul 12, 2021
Keep on push and pull #Pp
Re: Should I Give It to Her Hard or Slow? To Be Deleted Soon [Picture] by wumi2017(f): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2021
Ilegend sad

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