This one na to dey shit in batches...

Nuce

I am going to South Korea as I defecate two times a day. So much money.

Humanoid01:
Essentially, faeces is not a waste lol.
People get paid to use the toilet? This kind thing, na to dey chop two plates of beans before person comot for house o.

While naija has been looking for cow grazing routes

And we re still looking for grazing route in 21st Century, it shall never be well with Lord lugard

Ma ya gbe gan...olohun!!!

Na wao! So everything na money?

shopnimini:
Wow

Just imagine how much can be made after mogbomobranching at a Yoruba party and eating 5 plates of rice

No be juju be dat

When someone said "there is light at the end of the toilet" Nigerians did not understand him.

God bless the innovator. In 9ja ours is to innovate many different ways by which the fulani invaders can deceptively grab lands from indigenous people without them knowing.. RUGA, Inland water ways, Livestock Transformation programme, Grazing Routes and Nigerian Military Land Acquisition for Cattle ranching.. The list is endless. Buhari, I hail thee.

So the Nigerian politician was right. Indeed, there is light at the end of the toilet

Just don't try this nonsense in Lagos sha...

That company will go bankrupt paying "Shitters" in less than a week...

Don't ask me how!!!

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-9771229/South-Korean-toilet-turns-excrement-power-digital-currency.html

In Felas words: "expensive shit"

Wow over to our science students to do something with our shit it should not waste

Scam

Woooow, that's great

ChiefSosa:
If rapture happens, then it must not meet me in Nigeria.

As the world capital of open defecation, I can confidently assure you that Nigeria will do more than expected.
Rather than the FG wasting billions of electricity money on that clueless, camera-thieving monkey with 3 nipples called fashola, let them just buy these toilets for us. I just pray some boys won't start walking around with bread, looking for feces.

Na wa for some guys o!

Angelfrost:
Just don't try this nonsense in Lagos sha...

That company will go bankrupt paying "Shitters" in less than a week...

Don't ask me how!!!

Omo, d queue of agberos, agege and island boys that will be ready to shit, will be longer than 3rd mainland bridge. Meanwhile, d project will fail like NIN because I trust govt to open only one toilet for d purpose.

Meanwhile, d legislator that built public toilet for constituency project, will be d consultant

Me wa dey eat like mumu,Na den go tire.

Only if it can turn it to cow.....

I'm not surprised... Thats why they use feaces for ritual in Nigeria.

lexy2014:


Omo, d queue of agberos, agege and island boys that will be ready to shit, will be longer than 3rd mainland bridge. Meanwhile, d project will fail like NIN because I trust govt to open only one toilet for d purpose.

Meanwhile, d legislator that built public toilet for constituency project, will be d consultant

You know the Naija way na!!!

Ipob will earn more especially after eating the meat of the virgin girls

CharisEleos:
Lol..

That is when some people will turn the toilet to their bedroom in order to generate more money. .

Abi o

E GO MAKE SENSE

Here we chose the head of cow herders and we are expecting miracles.

these ones have leaned to use their brain productively
not to create problems

Drabeey:
I'll be back...

Modified:

If they want to make Naija better, they'll educate us to think for ourselves...

They should see how small things can help the world...

If i don't pay for a cup of coffee once in a year just by shaitting my shait in a place that doesn't mind i shait 10 times a day, why won't i shait?

If you get my point, you'll see how Africans lack thinking for ourselves. This can help a company in your area... "But what if dem dey use your shait? " as par Naija mentality

Hi, Drabeey was Here

Planting trees
Building bridges
Roads and the likes which has not affect ordinary Nigerian is no use not that is wrong.

If you want to build a nation, invest and build its people which Nigerian govt has no interest in.

Classphobia is the cause and may God help us.

This is what we call achievement.
And backward-thinking cow is claiming bridge construction to be an "achievement" "