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The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 11:51am On Jul 25, 2021
Can you think of any?

Be it in a relationship, life experiences, family, weird, funny, horrible, happiness etc you know. Lets share and learn.

Me: I will never forget the day Fulani headsmen beat the hell out of me. 2015 I was traveling to adamawa and they attack ourvehicle about 6 of them. Our driver is their target. The guy saw them, parked and picked race. So those among them with matchete and Cutlass pursue the driver and those that stay behind were holding sticks (sonda) and as a passenger dem beat shege comot for my body before de Rob me. Thank God say I nor die that day.

2nd experience was when blackberry bold 5 de reign. I was holding it while walking for oshodi when I hear sudden GBOAAAA)))))) from back. For 2 minutes I couldn't see or hear anything again. The guy just stretched out his hand and I submit the phone to him. I just de massage all my head codedly till I reach house.


I still have many and i'll them later.

Let's hear yours if you have any experience.

Happy Sunday
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Idamond: 11:56am On Jul 25, 2021
when I mess a little girl close to me went into coma

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 12:02pm On Jul 25, 2021
Idamond:
when I mess a little girl close to me went into coma


I'm not understanding. Are you kidney me
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by thatsleepboy1: 12:10pm On Jul 25, 2021
When I drove trailer and almost hit another trailer.

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Bola146(f): 12:17pm On Jul 25, 2021
grin cheesy
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by VlamesIffect(f): 12:47pm On Jul 25, 2021
When i was traveling from delta to lagos & shit catch me inside bus.

Oh God... See sweat. Any pothole that the driver enters I had to strong yansh.

Fine girl I wanted to talk to...i didn't send her again.

What a day.

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Kayberg: 12:48pm On Jul 25, 2021
Mine still hurts till date whenever I remember, and I don't know when it will clear off my mind.
But I ain't going to share it here.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by peppermint7(m): 12:58pm On Jul 25, 2021
VlamesIffect:
When i was traveling from delta to lagos & shit catch me inside bus.

Oh God... See sweat. Any pothole that the driver enters I had to strong yansh.

Fine girl I wanted to talk to...i didn't send her again.

What a day.
Guygrin
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 1:12pm On Jul 25, 2021
VlamesIffect:
When i was traveling from delta to lagos & shit catch me inside bus.

Oh God... See sweat. Any pothole that the driver enters I had to strong yansh.

Fine girl I wanted to talk to...i didn't send her again.

What a day.

I can relate
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Opemiposii(f): 3:08pm On Jul 25, 2021
cheesy grin cheesy
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Introvertmemer(m): 4:04pm On Jul 25, 2021
The day i was chased by a madman
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 4:15pm On Jul 25, 2021
Introvertmemer:
The day i was chased by a madman



LMAO. Bro share make we laff abeg. The race go pass usain bolt I can imagine
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by halogate: 5:45pm On Jul 25, 2021
TeamLeader:




LMAO. Bro share mak e we laff abeg. The race go pass usain bolt I can imagine
grin ;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me undecided

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Introvertmemer(m): 6:06pm On Jul 25, 2021
TeamLeader:




LMAO. Bro share make we laff abeg. The race go pass usain bolt I can imagine
I still dey Secondary school that time,we dey break, Success a friend of mine and i were bored and he talk say make we stroll out ,we sight the area madmen Kaka dey standing for roadside,my paddi carry stone,throw am ,e meet am for belle,the guy look us troway face me too carry stone i no knw d kain Le'Brone James spirit wey enter me as i throw am, e meet am for him preek head, the tin pain am die, na so e con dey chase us,if u see how i pick race, my friend fall for ground dey beg me say make i hep am,i no mind am troway face, naso me and guy enter im papa house lock door dey pray,d weyrey just dey bang door anyhow,i swear i shit my pant,if no be passerbys na only God fit imagine wetin go happen

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Sonnobax15(m): 6:10pm On Jul 25, 2021
angry
That was the day I lost my mom...That was way back in 2005....Just got admission into jss1..My first week at school for that matter...I got home from school,and the next thing I heard was my mom was no more...

Rip mom.....

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Queenserah26(f): 6:47pm On Jul 25, 2021
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VlamesIffect:
When i was traveling from delta to lagos & shit catch me inside bus.

Oh God... See sweat. Any pothole that the driver enters I had to strong yansh.

Fine girl I wanted to talk to...i didn't send her again.

What a day.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Bashnigga(m): 6:50pm On Jul 25, 2021
VlamesIffect:
When i was traveling from delta to lagos & shit catch me inside bus.

Oh God... See sweat. Any pothole that the driver enters I had to strong yansh.

Fine girl I wanted to talk to...i didn't send her again.

What a day.

Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 8:56pm On Jul 25, 2021
halogate:

grin ;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me undecided


Jesus Christ!!!
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by VlamesIffect(f): 9:03pm On Jul 25, 2021
halogate:

grin ;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me undecided

What? grin

Omo you didn't go drink dettol or something
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by Rossy12(f): 10:40pm On Jul 25, 2021
halogate:

grin ;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me undecided
. Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by oluseyiforjesus(m): 10:44pm On Jul 25, 2021
Ok
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by arthorjnr(m): 10:46pm On Jul 25, 2021
halogate:

grin ;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me undecided


Lmao
I think my younger bro almost ate one when he was a toddler. Our neighbour had to rush in and save the terrified roach.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by arthorjnr(m): 10:51pm On Jul 25, 2021
Sonnobax15:
angry
That was the day I lost my mom...That was way back in 2005....Just got admission into jss1..My first week at school for that matter...I got home from school,and the next thing I heard was my mom was no more...

Rip mom.....

Rip to her. My greatest ever fear right now is losing mine before she reaps ALL the fruits of her labour. Reason why i always call to check up and make sure she keeps up with her meds.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by arthorjnr(m): 10:53pm On Jul 25, 2021
VlamesIffect:

What? grin
Omo you didn't go drink dettol or something

That dettol will prolly wreck more havoc than that roach ever could.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 10:57pm On Jul 25, 2021
arthorjnr:


Rip to her. My greatest ever fear right now is losing mine before she reaps ALL the fruits of her labour. Reason why i always call to check up and make sure she keeps up with her meds.


She will be fine by His grace.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 10:59pm On Jul 25, 2021
halogate:

grin ;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me undecided


O boy! E still de shock me. Really! I go almost vomit my intestines if na me
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by arthorjnr(m): 11:03pm On Jul 25, 2021
TeamLeader:


She will be fine by His grace.
A big amen to that. Thank you, what a way to start the week. Thank you again.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by ItsTutsi(m): 11:06pm On Jul 25, 2021
Chai!!! I normally use to remove all my clothes before defecating in the toilet(I was tot by mom since I was a kid as not to spoil my clothes).. as wan heavy shit come dey worry me for school! I ran enter toilet quick forgetting to lock it, I stood on the seat(like pit latrine type).. only for my crush to open the door ajar, I was butt naked staring at each other in an awkward silence!! Only for her to bust into laughter

I avoided her since that day, thank God it didn't take long her parents change her school

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Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by halogate: 11:10pm On Jul 25, 2021
TeamLeader:



O boy! E still de shock me. Really! I go almost vomit my intestines if na me
Lol..mehn I mentally refused to acknowledge what I had so joyously eaten oh.
..That was the only way I could continue eating the remaining.
..Sapa and hunger no allow me troway am.. wink
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 11:11pm On Jul 25, 2021
ItsTutsi:
Chai!!! I normally use to remove all my clothes before defecating in the toilet(I was tot by mom since I was a kid as not to spoil my clothes).. as wan heavy shit come dey worry me for school! I ran enter toilet quick forgetting to lock it, I stood on the seat(like pit latrine type).. only for my crush to open the door ajar, I was butt naked staring at each other in an awkward silence!! Only for her to bust into laughter

I avoided her since that day, thank God it didn't take long her parents change her school



LMAOOOOOOOO.
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by TeamLeader(m): 11:14pm On Jul 25, 2021
halogate:

Lol..mehn I mentally refused to acknowledge what I had so joyously eaten oh.
..That was the only way I could continue eating the remaining.
..Sapa and hunger no allow me troway am.. wink


My guy I can relate. Because of the hunger sef you might not really know how the bread taste . Chai
Re: The Day You Will Never Forget by BabbanBura(m): 11:59pm On Jul 25, 2021
halogate:

grin ;DTemple Run..

Well, plenty "days I will never forget"
.. bought bread on my way home after lectures. Took a huge bite, chewed and swallowed.
Looked down at the remaining loaf only to see the other half of a medium sized cockroach staring at me undecided

O boy yeeee!

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