You just dey congratulate everybody, when we sef go congratulate you. Evening newspaper

Queenserah26:
Absolutely, congratulations.

Met my love online.

ESANMEA:
Lol.. I met one via Facebook way back in in Benin in 2009. He came to see me in school and brought some apples for me. I found a quiet spot for both of us but then I wasn't feeling the guy at all and I couldn't pretend, I was still a teenager though.. He tried to touch me and I made it obvious that I was irritated.. After our petty talk that day, I went back to my hostel and he also left without giving me the apples..

lies

Queenplum:
This one is funny

Something wey pain me…

What’s funny about it?

����� Dued in his sleep ���

safarigirl:
It's only two people I've ever met from online, and two of them na from Nairaland.

One, we just hung out once, and then, when I would see him in school, we dey greet. Cool fellow.

The second one ghosted me, so, I assume he died in his sleep or something.

Lol. Chai u get bad mouth o

safarigirl:
It's only two people I've ever met from online, and two of them na from Nairaland.

One, we just hung out once, and then, when I would see him in school, we dey greet. Cool fellow.

The second one ghosted me, so, I assume he died in his sleep or something.

Its the last line for me bro.

arthurwillia:


Lol cause my place beats any other places, just come, watch Netflix and chills, we eat take out, what else are we going to do at a restaurant, I don’t just invite every girl I meet on tinder, there will be rapport and so on! If things go well we smash
No time

Why na

Just pressing of phone discussion at all?

No remote?

This one wicked

BRATISLAVA:
Another thread in which boys badmouth girls, as if they are perfect human beings loaded with cash till high heavens and so very handsome.

If you ask the girls they met, the story will be different.

From the way some of these boys have posted their pics in the past and called themselves handsome, you will know they're egotistic and empty. Yet you will never see the females come online with such slow threads. That pettiness is reserved for the usual empty males.

The way boys on the forum and beyond spend ages talking about and judging girls is proof that the black man has nothing to offer his world. Except sex. And judging females endlessly.

Another boring misogynist thread.

getat

Hotguy27:
Back then, I met one girl on badoo. That was when badoo was new. So cute and fresh. We got chatting. I discovered she was in her first year in the university. It wasn't long before she asked for money. That was N3k. Due to her beauty, I did not even asked her why asking for money when we had not gotten to know ourselves that much. I just felt as a student she needed the money.

We kept chatting till one day, she uploaded new pictures but they were private and I couldn't view them. I had to request for access but she denied. I became curious and kept on asking her why she was denying me access until she agreed to permit me to view them. I was shocked when I opened them. Lo and behold! They were her nude pictures with fresh b**bs!

As normal, I started imagining alot of things. I had to invite her over after much persuasion. I waited at the airport to pick her up. I had to claim that I had arranged a taxi driver to pick her up in case I noticed anything funny. To my surprise, she was prettier than I saw on the pictures - so fresh! Everything in perfect shapes and figures. Very jovial and open also.

Well, the rest was history. We have been friends till date.

but if a fellow guy asks for money, u no give am . Abeg gimme 3k too o

Interesting

Yes, I traveled from Abuja to Ilorin and we've been together since then. Married for 18months and counting...

“Opportunity is missed by most people because it
is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” —
Thomas Edison

MasonKendall:
I go choke you.

Restrict him airflow there!!!

Kindfund:
lies

You don't have to believe it

I am not a product of my circumstances. I am a
product of my decisions. -- Stephen Covey

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centoke30:
about the first page you are referring to, did you see any female comment there? Guys rushed to the thread to narrate their ordeal and what's wrong with that? Is their any clause that stops women from commenting too? Let's be logical and matured here please

Guys are always rushing to badmouth girls.

Even when girls have much worse things to say about them. But girls aren't as slow-minded, petty and full of lies.

Which girl would want to comment when she can clearly see it's another female bashing thread concocted by young incels and misogynists? Let's be mature. Girls are seeing things without coming online to pretend to be perfect beings.

arthurwillia:


Lol cause my place beats any other places, just come, watch Netflix and chills, we eat take out, what else are we going to do at a restaurant, I don’t just invite every girl I meet on tinder, there will be rapport and so on! If things go well we smash
No time

you be baba wey sabi

slevan:
She dey thank me for taking good care of her. Her family and friends testified. Na repeat mode we dey discuss now.

ok unto say na you be her saviour, the moses wey divide the red sea and jesus christ wey she dey wait for! Isoryt

doggedfighter:

I just don't understand him.

my sister the thing tire me o

nnennachiji:
I met my husband online in 2015
We got married in 2016 and have a 2 year old son.
I relocated to USA in 2019 to join him with my son who is already a citizen through CRBA
A lot of people I know got married to people the met online
It’s very common now

You can link me up with any single friend of yours from the State

Omoluabi16:
Apparently nobody wanted to meet for just friendship, hangout or future connect. Everybody wanted to date that online Cr7 or Beyonce.
No one's even shared the experience of meeting a fellow gender.

That's because most times the basis of their conversation prior to when they meet is romance.

Cool

EmekaBlue:
I tried to meet a beautiful girl on facebook 2years ago at a neutral fast food joint. I got there first and stayed outside at a phone booth tryna observe her first. When she arrived i suspected she was the one but doubted again because she was nowhere near the beautiful pics she usually post. I didn't like what i saw and her type of lady

It's when she brought out her phone to call me and inform me of her arrival i confirmed she was the one. I walked away fast but she noticed me... She called out my name then i started running fast. I got home and transferred her 5k for the inconvenience

I felt sorry for what i did. May God forgive me

This story is very funny.

So bros, why you come dey run na?

...quote author=BRATISLAVA post=104305660]

Guys are always rushing to badmouth girls.

Even when girls have much worse things to say about them. But girls aren't as slow-minded, petty and full of lies.

Which girl would want to comment when she can see it's another female bashing thread concocted by young incels and misogynists? Let's be mature. Girls are seeing things without coming online to pretend to be perfect beings. [/quote]

BRATISLAVA:


What a basic way for men to reason. It's always about an imaginary relationship and its sexual "benefits", to men.

Do you people have anything else you think of? Or is that all you think about? If it's not about sex, Nigerian males can't reason anything else out. Yet they talk about wanting intelligent women, when above quote is their best.

All Nigerian men think about is sex, dextre.

Sista rest abeg
All dis small small pikin talk
Las Las jux talk say d guys way u dey meet online no fu*k u well or u no fyn so Dem no dey cum ur Syd
Stop acting like a bit*h and fucking say wat is upsetting u
Hypocrite jux dey everywhere

Nawa o

arthurwillia:


Lol Dey there na!

Michelle55:
Let me park my kabukabu for here, this thread go make sense... Please keep the bobo coming. Amu enjoying every bit of it

Michelle, how na? It's been a long time. I miss you sha

Humanoid01:

Have some respect for N'golo kante. That man can buy YOU.

can he buy me too? Abegi. I'm well behaved and have good character in my record.

ibinaboonline:
Nawa o

Met more than 6 girls from tinder
It’s very popular sef

BRATISLAVA:
Another thread in which boys badmouth girls, as if they are perfect human beings loaded with cash till high heavens and so very handsome.

If you ask the girls they met, the story will be different.

From the way some of these boys have posted their pics in the past and called themselves handsome, you will know they're egotistic and empty. Yet you will never see the females come online with such slow threads. That pettiness is reserved for the usual empty males.

The way boys on the forum and beyond spend ages talking about and judging girls is proof that the black man has nothing to offer his world. Except sex. And judging females endlessly.

Another boring misogynist thread.

You have been gyrating all over the thread!

For you to aggregate all men as one, that is fallacy of hasty generalization and if by fate, you end up getting married to a Nigerian man cum black man, then, it would be such a shame...

safarigirl:
It's only two people I've ever met from online, and two of them na from Nairaland.

One, we just hung out once, and then, when I would see him in school, we dey greet. Cool fellow.

The second one ghosted me, so, I assume he died in his sleep or something.

Lol