Good morning ladies and mentlegen please forgive my typo error oh (I'm.not feeling alright )

It was one cool after in Abuja WhatsApp notification enter with a strange USA number first I been think say maybe God don send helper come my side oh
After replying I found out it was one of my boy I helped in Abuja between 2014 to 2016 when he was struggling in Abuja, after lots of greetings and all that, I asked baba where you dey he say he dey Gh oh, wow bro I'm happy for you at least you no follow us de suffer for this APC and PDP wahala
He asked me what am I into now I told him bro na Uber I de drive now dude burst laugh and say bro haba na you no suppose to de do this na, how much you de make for Uber every day (I tell am like 20k minus expenses maybe 10k) he burst laugh again say I de Bleep up oh and he asked shey I no go like come GH make we put head together and hustle
Note: he is a G guy.
Immediately I hear GH I reason buhari frustrating regime, I thought about leaving naija and away from everyone to go far and relax, thought of going to meet someone I helped before that I will be comfortable there
Mhen I reasoned a lot of positive things oh after all motivational speakers say make we de stay positive, think positive and say positive things, so I didn't bother to reason the negative side of it all
I agree with my guy that yes I will like to come over to GH make we put head together and hustle after all I been don go Ghana before in 2027 and learn street and made money from am well self just that I stopped and choose to do legit hustle since 2019 so as things no easy I agree to return back to street
So i asked my guy how do I come because I know say them close border and I no get flight money

More........ Coming

Lalasticala

So my guy give me one niqqa number for Lagos say na him go cross me for all the borders till I reach Ghana,. I called the bros and explained the bros say na 60k to carry me from lag to Accra, after pleading and all that he reduced it to 55k I tell my guy say bro I no get money oh na only 40k dey my hand and from here to Lagos na 10 then Lagos to GH 55k that's 65k
My guy say don't worry he sent me 30k making it 70k omo I went to utako book Ekeson night bus to Lagos 10k, when I get to Maza Maza by 5am I called this dude he come pick me up keep me somewhere he was looking for another passenger going to Ghana too I waited till 10am no passenger the guy carry me go water side oh
Begining of my fears
I met about 60 other boys and girls going to Ghana, Abijan, Togo too mostly girls (you already know what they're going for) so we are to board the local boat from there to badagry I became afraid, like when I been go Ghana before na land border we passed with company motor no stress at all, how I wan take seat for the boat on top this black scary looking water chaiiii wahala, but then as plenty ladies dey I don't need to fumble I had to comport myself and be a man
After my man paid for the ride he then burst my head that he won't be following me oh that he can't take only me to Ghana the money no go reach am come back, he shared the money and make contacts of who go pick me from badagry border he took my picture and sent to him omo
Then we set out for boat cruise/cry between where we took off to where we dropped we encountered 3 check points of (Navy, costom and immigration? At a spot in 2 different places and they all collected certain amount from the boat sailor
Then there's where we encountered navy alone they don't take money their own was to ask who's crossing you especially the girls they asked 2 young girls to drop from out boat, I doubt if the 2 girls are up to 20 the navy questioned them and it goes like this
Navy::;; where are you 2 going
The girls :::; Abijan sir
Navy ::::;; to do what in Abijan
The girls :::; to see our senior sister
Navy ::::;;; are your parents aware that you're travelling
The girls ::::: yes sir they are!
Navy :::;;; give me your parents number I will confirm from them, I swear if they say them no know una own don finish, walks inside his navy boat to bring phone

Well we asked the girls to be truthful sha
Navy officers came out collect number called and the person that picked that he wasn't aware they hold the 2 girls and asked us to leave
We left them and zoom
The navy officers are more concerned about ages if you appear younger as a girl you might have hitches trying to cross though
Finally we got to where we are dropping the Francis is the man to pick me he was waiting for me already with his bike
Naso I enter bike them carry me de fly like say I carry exhibit de cross border chaii no be wetin I asked for be this honestly...........

Mynd44

Why you de do us totori na, where is the damn story?

H

You ran back?

Isn't better to die and than coming back to this zoo?

MadamVanessa:
You ran back?

Isn't better to die and than coming back to this zoo?

Lol e depend oh
Sometimes naija better than some places

Oxb90:
Why you de do us totori na, where is the damn story?

Tori de come boss

Unruly7:


Tori de come boss

mad man.....after i bin say make i sidon laugh wella na u come de jump step like frog
look me wella na me dey frustrate u?

Followin'

Francis the bike guy dropped me off in a motor park on benin republic where I will enter enter going to Togo border someone else will pick me there his name is Peter my picture was sent to him too, when I got there peter boi picked me he crossed me through the immigration and customs, and each was giving a certain amount of money when I got in Togo we head to the park and I entered another car going to Aflao border the most popular border and strict border another guy picked me also and crossed me and put me inside motor going to Accra then time was already 9pm at night then we zoom I got to Accra mall bus stop by 1am, I called kobo no dey my hand again, I called my guy he say make I take taxi de come him side taxi guys say na 50 cedis that's about 4k plus I tell my guy nothing dey with me again oh
OmO my guy start para oh the first Red flag after plenty para he fellow them talk them reduce am to 35 cedis we got there he pay
Everything was good all night then in the morning na to start bombing immediately no delaying oh (if you no understand wetin bombing mean e don be for you oh)
I already have my working details everything all I need is just subscription niqqa buy me 1k card I use start hustling oh things was going normal everywhere good until one day him babe visit am, he go buy indomie come call me say make I cook the indomie for the girl
As cool guy wey I be I no argue I run am because I like cooking though the thing pain me Wella, after first week wey I don get like 4 mayee wey I de follow talk 2 for hangout 2 for WhatsApp I just de follow up de make them love up and trust me well, my guy come collect my hangout login put for em phone run bill 2 guys wey I get there them run I tell am no be so him say no time say pressure dey for Accra oh no time to de do love story with mayee
I no talk oh second week another babe visit am same scenario played out again I was asked to go cook for the girl again, next day he asked me to wash em cloth and clean shoes lollll
I ignore am me I know say no be HK I come and I no come your house to come turn slave because I follow de contribute wetin we de chop, after the day I got to his place next day I asked a friend of mine to forward me 20k make I use de sub and chop and na my guy received the money and hold it so I don't know where the boy boy thing was coming from

Then on Friday of the second week dude just came out and say make I unlock my phone for am I did he went through my foreign WhatsApp check some chats and asked me why I no tell am say I get mayee wey we don talk reach this level

He went to my private WhatsApp see some chats with my guys for naija and asked me why am I talking to some in Nigeria that I'm not supposed to talk to anyone outside GH . Lol I looked the guy and asked abeg wetin I come do for your house ? Boi boi, servant, junior brother or what, the guy talk plenty plenty say he know say I be him boss before, he know say I don help am, but that was then things have changed that I need to to do things with his consent lol
He is not someone I should be afraid of I shouted at him and clear my mind to him and told I can't do so, I'm not supposed to be a servant in your house while I'm contributing for the upkeeps like I'm even the one telling how to run this dating thing self, after telling him my mind he went out then come come back changed totally, started acting Mr nice guy then apologize we started talking normal again but then I've already made up my mind to go back Naija I no fit I sent 70k to his account asked him to give me cedis he gave me next day I tell my guy that I'm leaving he was surprised � and asked me why I told him we can't stay together
He brought the talk of I no de go anywhere say I hold some client for phone I no suppose go I tell shey make I give you he no talk las las I left oh luckily for the guy that crossed me was in Accra

Picture below na the guy telling me he miss after I left his crib
Lalasticala come oo

wahala

Unruly7:
So my guy give me one niqqa number for Lagos say na him go cross me for all the borders till I reach Ghana,. I called the bros and explained the bros say na 60k to carry me from lag to Accra, after pleading and all that he reduced it to 55k I tell my guy say bro I no get money oh na only 40k dey my hand and from here to Lagos na 10 then Lagos to GH 55k that's 65k
My guy say don't worry he sent me 30k making it 70k omo I went to utako book Ekeson night bus to Lagos 10k, when I get to Maza Maza by 5am I called this dude he come pick me up keep me somewhere he was looking for another passenger going to Ghana too I waited till 10am no passenger the guy carry me go water side oh
Begining of my fears
I met about 60 other boys and girls going to Ghana, Abijan, Togo too mostly girls (you already know what they're going for) so we are to board the local boat from there to badagry I became afraid, like when I been go Ghana before na land border we passed with company motor no stress at all, how I wan take seat for the boat on top this black scary looking water chaiiii wahala, but then as plenty ladies dey I don't need to fumble I had to comport myself and be a man
After my man paid for the ride he then burst my head that he won't be following me oh that he can't take only me to Ghana the money no go reach am come back, he shared the money and make contacts of who go pick me from badagry border he took my picture and sent to him omo
Then we set out for boat cruise/cry between where we took off to where we dropped we encountered 3 check points of (Navy, costom and immigration? At a spot in 2 different places and they all collected certain amount from the boat sailor
Then there's where we encountered navy alone they don't take money their own was to ask who's crossing you especially the girls they asked 2 young girls to drop from out boat, I doubt if the 2 girls are up to 20 the navy questioned them and it goes like this
Navy::;; where are you 2 going
The girls :::; Abijan sir
Navy ::::;; to do what in Abijan
The girls :::; to see our senior sister
Navy ::::;;; are your parents aware that you're travelling
The girls ::::: yes sir they are!
Navy :::;;; give me your parents number I will confirm from them, I swear if they say them no know una own don finish, walks inside his navy boat to bring phone

Well we asked the girls to be truthful sha
Navy officers came out collect number called and the person that picked that he wasn't aware they hold the 2 girls and asked us to leave
We left them and zoom
The navy officers are more concerned about ages if you appear younger as a girl you might have hitches trying to cross though
Finally we got to where we are dropping the Francis is the man to pick me he was waiting for me already with his bike
Naso I enter bike them carry me de fly like say I carry exhibit de cross border chaii no be wetin I I asked for me this honestly...........

guy come complete this story ooooo

onomeabuja:

mad man.....after i bin say make i sidon laugh wella na u come de jump step like frog
look me wella na me dey frustrate u?

Yes na you

PermSec01:
guy come complete this story ooooo

Baba Tori many jare I never reach half self

Unruly7:


Yes na you

i beg no be my face de that motor ooooo...,( i no wicked like this man o ah ) i.am very lovely....
see my real face here jarè baby love

Unruly7:


Baba Tori many jare I never reach half self

we dey wait

My coming back .....

Unruly7:
My coming back .....

Following

This guy ehh

Nawa o

Lmao... Sorry oOo

Lmaoo... Guy come complete this journey

Make e enter fp na

Unruly7:
My coming back .....

Wo, I had the same issue, but I never had to travel, I left my house to a friend who lives alone, he paid for my tfare to come to him cause I had no time as I was very broke, we started pretty well, everything goes smothly, He's just a bit bossy sometimes, funny thing is, the moment I started making money, this guy started misbehaving, getting angry at everything I do even when I didn't change in doing the house chores, spending in foods, Las Las my guy say him dey travel say him senior brother wan come stay the house, he collect key from me, stylishly telling me to leave his house, I kan imagine am say if I no kan get my own house nko? THIS na person wey don stay with me for many years before oo, and he never did anything in my house while he was with me. Life can funny I swear.

Olumighty123:


Wo, I had the same issue, but I never had to travel, I left my house to a friend who lives alone, he paid for my tfare to come to him cause I had no time as I was very broke, we started pretty well, everything goes smothly, He's just a bit bossy sometimes, funny thing is, the moment I started making money, this guy started misbehaving, getting angry at everything I do even when I didn't change in doing the house chores, spending in foods, Las Las my guy say him dey travel say him senior brother wan come stay the house, he collect key from me, stylishly telling me to leave his house, I kan imagine am say if I no kan get my own house nko? THIS na person wey don stay with me for many years before oo, and he never did anything in my house while he was with me. Life can funny I swear.

Always try to have a back up plan when travelling abroad ,this is the lesson to be learnt bro, also never trust in any Nigerian when you're abroad, remember that you came there for a purpose, people change a lot ,so always always plan yourself when travelling abroad bro...always

Good day, Oga qtguru. I wish you safe trip this weekend as you make your trip to malta. Just want to make it known that if you have any available item you're willing to give out at reasonable price I'd be willing to take them. Once again, congrats and I wish you safe trip sir.

Olumighty123:
Good day, Oga qtguru. I wish you safe trip this weekend as you make your trip to malta. Just want to make it known that if you have any available item you're willing to give out at reasonable price I'd be willing to take them. Once again, congrats and I wish you safe trip sir.

Thanks, sold everything unfortunately needed cash

qtguru:


Thanks, sold everything unfortunately needed cash

Nigerians keep trooping out. Congratulations

qtguru:


Thanks, sold everything unfortunately needed cash

Understandable, I wish you well 🙏🙏

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