The fight was between my beautiful identical female friends back then in Uni.
I was in my hostel room when Taiwo came visiting. She left with two packs of indomie noodles to be cooked. On reaching her hostel as everyone don reach 'ado igbeyin' (a term used by Eksuites to describe being broke). I later went to her room, met her eating while Kenny was dressing up to go to church. Na me go find trouble o cos I asked why Kenny wasn't eating. She said 'don't mind Taiwo, she's stingy' Taiwo replied her 'shey you dey ok, no be you nor dey chop small indomie? Which one be I stingy............'
Na so the fight take start o, I enter middle as a good friend, wanting to separate the duo, that was how I was getting hit front, left, right and center. My head started aching me. I just kuku siddon for chair dey look the babes display their commando skills. Their neighbors had to break in and separate them o, I cannor coman die.
They gave me PCM and advised I lay on the bed for a while. At this point, they were still throwing jabs at each other o. I was drifting to sleep when I heard Kenny, 'this my skirt don tear wetin I go wear go church laidis?' Taiwo stood up, went to their cloth rack, brought out her own skirt and replied ' wear my own na'. I just jejely stood up and went to my room cos I was shocked. This two almost rendered me handicapped.
Ever since then, if you dey fight, I go dey front dey separate. I cannor coman die on top being 'olulaja'

Share your experience,let's have a good laugh.

Now, this is really hilarious.
After giving you your dosage of the beating, from a fight you tactically initiated, they didn't even see you lying down.
Lucky you weren't KIA of SAF.

But those twins too are not nice o…
This is why peacemakers are reducing globally.

Kayberg:
Now, this is really hilarious.
After giving you your dosage of the beating, from a fight you tactically initiated, they didn't even see you lying down.
Lucky you weren't KIA of SAF.

But those twins too are not nice o…
This is why peacemakers are reducing globally.

They should have at least pitied me small na. The initiation wasn't intentional.
Shebi I was only being a good fwend ni.

Peacemakers are reducing o especially with the tactics of robbers using fighting to rob peacemakers.

Smile, I'm fond of d habit of separating fight not until I heard of a man dat died while separating a fight between couples n the couples still continue their marital relationship, my own is minding my business bcoz I can't hurt myself by myself.

Make I no talk sha

Klass99, shey you don experience am before? It'll be crazily funny to read from you if you have, with the way you narrate.

Oh. Lilvicky68. How carnai forrgret you? You don chop beating when trying to separate fight?

Magnoliaa:
Klass9..9, shey you don experience am before? It'll be crazily funny to read from you if you have, with the way you narrate.

Oh. Lilvicky..68. How carnai forrgret you? You don chop beating when trying to separate fight?

No oh.. I no dey separate fights..
Someone went to separate his landlord and landlady fighting..the woman bit his lips off..
Maybe them plan the man self.. they had to attach it back with stitches..

lilvicky68:

No oh.. I no dey separate fights..

Fear fear.

Someone went to separate his landlord and landlady fighting..the woman bit his lips off..
Maybe them plan the man self.. they had to attach it back with stitches..

Omooo. Ewww. Jeeez. I can't imagine this. Omg. Ha!

@Toeyean1507

You actually attempted to separate fighting twins?

You get mind

@OP:

I have never separated a fight; in fact I have fought only once in my life.

I run away from physical combat like kilode

bukatyne:
@Toeyean1507

You actually attempted to separate fighting twins?

You get mind

@OP:

I have never separated a fight; in fact I have fought only once in my life.

I run away from physical combat like kilode

I was only being a good friend o. I learnt the lesson of my life Sha.

One thing about those two is that they are weird. When they fight, they beat themselves like contestants in WWE. The next minute, they are gisting like they've never had an argument their entire life.

Hahahaha sorry o.. I no dey separate fight o, mek dem transfer all their aggressions on me, no please Primary & secondary sch fight dah year, if you put head, you go collect oo I no send anybody lol inu deh maa n bi mi gan nigba yen.

Toeyean1507:

I was only being a good friend o. I learnt the lesson of my life Sha.

One thing about those two is that they are weird. When they fight, they beat themselves like contestants in WWE. The next minute, they are gisting like they've never had an argument their entire life.

@bold:

Coming from someone who attended boarding house with about six pairs of twins and university with some more, they are not strange.

And there is always one instigating or pushing the other into trickery i.e. one is naughtier than the other.

I don't interfere in other people's fights. Such interferences have a way of harming the peacemaker.

The best I can do is beg them not to fight from afar, and if their activity is coming too close my location I move away to give them room to express their dissatisfaction with each other.

I'm not a UFC ref.

I went to separate a fight btw a guy beating his wife (i didn't know she was his wife) omo the guy descended on me and I retaliated and it wasn't funny as blood was gushing from our bodies and the lady told me to treat her husband cos she didn't send me message o. Las las it was pple that separated us cos I was ready to die that day and he knew it. They later begged me and till today, fight no be my own.

I don't separate fight no matter how brutal it is. I'd rather watch you beat each other, or one another till you get satisfied.