Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,150,167 members, 7,807,540 topics. Date: Wednesday, 24 April 2024 at 03:01 PM

Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law - Foreign Affairs - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Politics / Foreign Affairs / Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law (533 Views)

Biden Signs Same-sex Marriage Into Law amid funfare (Video, Photos) / Israel Finally Bows To Pressure And Agree A Ceasefire With Palestine / Iran Vs USA: House Votes And Passes Measure To Limit Trump's War Powers (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by AntiBalaka: 12:44pm On Aug 29, 2021
Caving from the ever screeching sound of yelling feminists from around the globe and with the old hag, Nancy Pelosi constantly breathing down their necks with heavy whiskey breath, the Taliban has finally agreed and passed a bill of rights for women and females.

Here is what they passed:

1. A woman is defined as anything with a vagina.

2. All women are guaranteed the right to work alongside other women in the kitchen.

3. All women are guaranteed the best veterinary care that is available to all livestock to meet their medical needs.

4. All women have a right to accept the hand of a Muhajadeen who demands their hand in marriage

5. All women can refuse to milk the goat that her husband is having an affair with.

6. Women are allowed the freedom to choose between black and dark black the colors of their burqa

7. All women are entitled to education as long as it is limited to studying the Koran and how to raise and keep sheep.

8. A woman can request divorce as long as the man permits. Leaving a moustache. not bathing or keeping good hygiene or deliberately messing dinner to encourage divorce from the husband will lead to lashings.
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by epondudu: 12:47pm On Aug 29, 2021
Op is maaaaaaaad

1 Like

Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by tempest01(m): 12:48pm On Aug 29, 2021
Dumb terrorist posting nonsense
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by incogni2o: 12:49pm On Aug 29, 2021
grin grin grin grin grin grin

Did this come out of your Head? OP

1 Like

Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by Northernblood3: 12:51pm On Aug 29, 2021
Lol op, Islam is cancerous to human existence.
They must enjoy their Islam in full, pigs
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by khadaffi(m): 12:56pm On Aug 29, 2021
Please this news should be taken to the jokes section. For a moment I thought it was real.
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by Xscape1993(m): 1:17pm On Aug 29, 2021
I need an interpreter please.
Re: Taliban Finally Caves To Pressure And Passes Female Rights Bill Into Law by MufasaLion: 2:26pm On Aug 29, 2021
Watch how the gullible ones will consume a fabricated story.

(1) (Reply)

FBI Releases First 9/11 Document After Biden Order / Russia Central Bank Urges Calm Amid Cash Run Fears / China Admits that their Relationship with Russia have Limit

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 13
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.