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Witches Deploy 500 Members To Abuja For Jonathan’s Inauguration by NnamdiN: 9:47am On May 27, 2011
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Witches deploy 500 members to Abuja for Jonathan’s inauguration
Friday, May 27, 2011

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The Witches and Wizards Association of Nigeria (WITZAN), has deployed 500 witches to Abuja and other parts of Ahead of Nigeria to prevent any tragic occurrence and ensure peaceful inauguration on May 29.

According to its national co-ordinator, Dr Okhue Iboi, the decision was taken after an emergency meeting at Zuma rock, Niger State. WITZAN also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to take adequate security as bad  people and disgruntled politicians are planning to cause problems.

Iboi, however, disclosed that the nation would soon have a respite from the people currently throwing bombs all over the places as they would be exposed: “We are going to expose those sponsoring bomb blasts in the country after May 29.  They have been caged already. We are going to use our power to cause them to come out and confess their misdeeds. Nigerians would be surprised at how the saboteurs would be exposed.”

He said it was revealed to the witches as far back as last year that no other candidate except Jonathan would rule the nation. The association which also predicted the failure of both former military president Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida and vice president Atiku Abubakar in their presidential quests also disclosed that Jonathan would serve his four-year tenure at the end of which Nigerians would be begging him to go for another term because he has been chosen by God to lead the nation.

Iboi, however, warned Jonathan to beware of sycophants, while warning the incoming ministers and advisers to co-operate with the president and discharge their duties with dedication. The witches warned former Head of State, Major-General Muhammadu Buhari (retd) to stop wasting his time pursuing the presidency:

[size=8pt][size=8pt] “Buhari should stop wasting his time because his time is past. He can never rule the nation again.  His time is gone.” The incoming National Assembly will deliver.  This is the time Nigerians will know that they have real legislators.[/size][/size]
“Some people look at us as if we are evil minded people.  Not all witches are bad.  Our own type of witchcraft is progressive. We are willing to intervene in the affairs of the country anytime the government decides to seek our counsel.  We have the solutions to bring lasting peace to the country.  [size=8pt][size=8pt]Witches and wizards in the country are ready to help restore Nigeria’s lost glory.
“We saw June 12 crisis long before it happened and we warned the late Chief M.K.O. Abiola but he ignored us.  Abiola would have been Nigeria’s president but some of us decided to punish him over the role he played in scuttling the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo presidential ambition.  We warned him not to waste his time and life.  This was reported in some national dailies.  We also dealt with the late General Sani Abacha for the execution of the late Ken Saro-Wiwa.”

Re: Witches Deploy 500 Members To Abuja For Jonathan’s Inauguration by Bluetooth2: 9:55am On May 27, 2011
Where they not invited during the independence day celebration yet the bomb went off ? Abeg these witches and wizards should just stay in their coven where they belong cuz they are not supposed to be with normal humans.
Re: Witches Deploy 500 Members To Abuja For Jonathan’s Inauguration by Mcleo007(m): 10:02am On May 27, 2011
;DAyamatangah! Kpooof.
Re: Witches Deploy 500 Members To Abuja For Jonathan’s Inauguration by playmode(m): 10:13am On May 27, 2011
Why can't they use their witchcraft to generate electricty for Nigerians. HOLYGHOST fire consume them angry
Re: Witches Deploy 500 Members To Abuja For Jonathan’s Inauguration by ezeagu(m): 10:19am On May 27, 2011
So with all their powers, do these witches suffer the same as all Nigerians? Why? I would have flown out of Nigeria since. undecided

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