Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you advertise for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

Odetokun3:
1. I am here because you told me to come.

2. Because you advertise for vacancy position(s)

3. This is me in front of you. Ask me whatever you care to know about me plus you have my Resume before now sir.

4. Boss, how much you dey collect per month? Comot 2k there. , offer me something around that region. You first me reach here.

5. Where the work make we start abeg. No time

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?

chatinent:

You mean you didn't know there was a vacancy outside?


Is it not vacancy you people put outside? Abi have they changed it?


Ha, oga, even idiot go know say my bio is on my cv na. CV is on your hand and you are asking me.


You will pay what I say or you just want to test me? I don't want to be greedy, let's start with ₦2m. I'll manage.


I am hearing this allegation for the first time. Me that leave my house and came here have started work already na.

Commentor:
Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?

Commentor:
Why are you here?

To preach the gospel to you.

Why should we hire you?

For the same reason they hired you.

Tell us about yourself.

Why? Is this what you called me for?

What is your expected salary?

Sir, any amount is OK . A beggar has no choice.

How soon would you start work?

After you sack that stupid receptionist. She was very rude.
Does she know who I am?

ChiefSosa:

Lol. Charlie, aden?

Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?


DUMB and FUNNY REPLIES ONLY

Preciousgirl:
You are at an interview and the Panel ask you:

1. Why Are You Here?

2. Why Should we Hire You?

3. Tell us about yourself?

4. What is your expected salary?

5. How soon will u start work?

Magnoliaa:

*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want


You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.


I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.


2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.


Why, this night, if possible!

nymphomaniac:
don’t mention me again

lilvicky68:
1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

nymphomaniac:
don’t mention me again

Magnoliaa:

*winks* Here to use what I have to get what I want


You wouldn't need to worry about your orgasmic issues anymore, as I'm capable of catering to them.


I'm a nymphomaniac. That's all you need to know.


2k... depending on the customers' base and duration of service... to #500,000k.


Why, this night, if possible!

lilvicky68:
1) Do you think if I have something doing I will be here?? Mtchewww..

2)It's like you don't know that I've worked as a mad man before.. don't hire me first and see..

3)I can be unpredictable..

4)how much is your company worth?? Give me 5% of it..

5)I've already started like this...

Emotionalbeing:

chatinent:


Honey..

Emotionalbeing:
Sweetie

chatinent:



In my mind, you are very welcome to stay here for three months, four times yearly.

Emotionalbeing:
Lol.. That's for the whole year nar