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| If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Nobody: 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
You started watching porn from SS1... a naughty friend of urs came to class with a porn VCD and u had to borrow it from him/her  Home alone, and watching the porn on VCD, power goes of, and u had to pray that NEPA shouldnt disappoint and bring back power as usual so u can eject the plate before dad gets back from work. NEPA disappoints and u had to use a screwdriver to loose the VCD and remove the plate, or take the VCD to a friends who has a generator. The very first nude film u watched was "I spit on your grave" ... then Pirates 1 & 2While watching a movie and then there's a romantic movie scene, u pretend to be asleep because dad and mum is watching too but later rewind to see that part when you are home alone. You wrote several love letters that you were shy to present yourself. For the guys: It took you a while to find the pussy when u had your first sex... and u didnt last for 5 seconds 37 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Davash222(m): 12:48pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Then, we'll buy blue film, remove the erotic paper inside the pack, or even break the pack, disguise the plate inside one old VCD pack. 15 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by WonderManly(m): 1:27pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
BadRadio: 6 Likes 1 Share
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| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by FreeSpirited: 1:53pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Idiot boy. 33 years and above man should not be posting this. 13 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Israeldan1(m): 2:06pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
This guy really had the experience I swr 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Nobody: 2:14pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
FreeSpirited:if I tear u slap 12 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Nobody: 2:23pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
I was watching a porn movie alone in my family home when NEPA cut the power off.I unscrew my DVD to remove the disk only to find out the DVD plastic cover inside was sealed without screw.If I want to remove the disc I have to unscrew the whole DVD compactment inside which can be technical to fix back.I had to disconnect the plug that was connected to the power circuit board inside. When NEPA restored power my younger sister wanted to watch movies.The DVD player didn't turn on.She knew I had done something sinister when I fixed it back in her present. 40 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by abuuzy(m): 2:24pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
You be witch 1 Like |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Dickson3(m): 2:33pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
So true. The first time I had a porn material, I was in Jss 3 or SS1. It was a magazine, a popular one but can't remember the name. It use to be filled with erotic stories and some semi-nude images. I bought and kept it in my bag at home. I didn't know what my mum was looking for and she say it and confronted me. That was when I respected my lieing skills. Thinking how not to be caught, I quickly told her it belonged to a friend/seatmate of mine called Christopher. Prior, I had already painted a picture to my mum that Christopher was a bad boy, so the narrative fitted. I believe she actually believed me cause I was the good guy. She warned me to return it to him the next day. I just simply hide it in a better location and for many years I kept it. Must have read it like a thousand times. � 10 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by SeaTrade(m): 2:47pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
All of us dey guilty of this. Yes,the first nude film I watched was "I spit on your grave".Never saw pirates. Then,I didn't use VCD to watch porn cos everyone used it,rather I used my Pentium 2 abi 3 desktop to play it that year cos they don't go there. The day I got caught was when I was watching my brother's Lothario girls Dude dey bang gate,I dey delay to open am cos I be dey run helter-skelter looking for how to go replace his porn before he finds out I watched it. Long story short,dude went straight to his storage to check his mono because somehow he figured that could be the only reason why I'd be delaying to open the gates for him. I collect better beating that day sha,upon say I be dey deny oo ,swearing like a mad man. But dude was adamant cos his storage be like qetin person don ransack.Anyways,I moved on from that,I later got a supplier called Paul ,he supplied me weekly from his brother's stash and I think I was spending like 1500 on it weekly or so. My stash grew astronomically and I want use soapy wound myself then. What we later moved into was taking porn to school,then dodge school in a group to go and watch at a friend's. We invited the prettiest mulatto in our class then to join us,she first accepted but later reneged. Na God save am because the way men be dey konjified that year,we for peel her toto that day if she be come. We reach like 6 virgins inside that place then 34 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Szilard: 2:52pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
SeaTrade: Thank God you joined the No Fap thread Omo,you na legend o 7 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by skywalker240(m): 2:52pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Was guilty of this 2 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Lilsameey: 2:55pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Lmaooo 2 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Dickson3(m): 3:00pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
It was around same time Jss 3/Ss1 that I came across a porn video. I and my younger brother were strolling at our backyard which we shared with another compound when I came across a nylon with something suspiciously interesting in it. I quickly inspected it and noticed three CD's inside. On a close inspection, I saw a naked woman on two of the disc, disc A and B. I sharply carried it and kept it inside our house and went back outside. My brother was asking what it was but I shunned him though I suspect he knew what it was. While we were still outside, two brothers whose father was a pastor in Deeperlife church ran outside to the spot it was and were looking for it frantically. They asked us if we saw anyone pick anything there, we said no. The next day when I was the only one at home, I sloted in the dics and behold, a porn movie... As I was watching and engrossed in it, NEPA struck. Mehn, I confuse. If I leave it there and power is restored when everyone is at home or I am not around, that will be some deep sh|t problem. After so many thoughts, I decided to loosen the disc player. It was a newly bought Samsung three-loader disc. Omo, I loose am o, remove the CD and coupled it back. 21 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by ashawopikin(m): 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
My own na VHS cassette I still remember the name 3 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Vulcanheph(m): 3:20pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Lol.... The first Indecency movie I watched was called "ebony hot" and had Janet Jackson's picture on the cover..... Me and my cousin usually watched it codedly while no one is around and I remember one day during sanitation, my cousin's younger sister saw the CD and thought it was a Music video CD (since Janet Jackson's picture was on the cover) and she almost played in the presence of my uncle and Aunt but God intervened when my aunt told her to leave the VCD player alone... We quickly his the CD when no one was looking. And of course "pirates 1 & 2" was the next one I watched and it was so erotic.... I never watched " I spot in your Grave" until I have written my WAEC and by then I had already lost my Virginity. 7 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Rickmann: 3:49pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
BadRadio: You be bad guy Pirates 1&2 was mad. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Telegram234(m): 4:10pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
The first porn I watched was in my ss1. I was hearing about it and was very eager to watch it. Not when partner in crime brought his Nokia button phone to school and we started watching it everyday. From toilet, to after class teaching to break time.. Omo back to back. 2 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by DoggoneDogg: 4:12pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
I never did this. I was a big boy. I always chased my parents & siblings out of the house whenever I wanted to watch porn back then. 1 Like |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by ruggedtimi(m): 6:16pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Me I dey use knive eject am 3 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by MufasaLion: 6:24pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
I have nothing to say. |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by VlamesIffect(f): 6:28pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
BadRadio:Stagnettis revenge.... You are a bad man. 2 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Queenslander(f): 6:31pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Funny!! 1 Like |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Bbqekpa: 6:38pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
Ok, I was about 8 when I watched my first porn. Somehow my neighbors ( aged 9 and 11) would call me to their house after school and we would watch till 5pm when both our moms return from work. Surprisingly there was steady light back then and it was a Vcd one loader. I can never forget the very first porn video they played. It starred snoop doggy dogg banging 2 ladies. I knew him as a IndecentStar before realizing he his into music. Those sisters damaged me with sex and I wondered how come no one ever suspected. We where doing it in plain site. You know how at night then, people will bring mat outside to get fresh breeze? Yeah, that's our go time. Adults would be talking just a few yards around us but they could never catch us in the act. Lol! Nawa! E don tey man spoil o. Funny enough, after I realised what sex really is I somehow stopped getting it until I was in 200l. As a kid I was terribly violated by older ladies all of whom are all married now but I can never forget  7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by rex444(m): 6:52pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
I spit on your grave na yesterday film na .... We watch monsoleum , and Godiva girls BadRadio: 2 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by muller101(m): 7:10pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
For vcd just remove all the screws in case of such occurrence grab a screwdriver loosen the lense support mechanism. Take the CD off. Tracks covered. 3 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Jazzman01: 7:12pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
All these guys talking about VCDs and computers are still young. If you are truly 33 and above, then you must have been exposed to pórn via VHS. VCDs and Computers were relatively scarce in those days. For me, my first exposure to nudity was in the late 90s. And it was through a magazine brought to the school by one of the big and mature guys we had back then. There were many big and mature boys and girls in primary and secondary schools in those days. I was never exposed to pôrnographic videos until early 2000 through DSTV. I remember Movie Magic (MM), Action X and MNET used to show soft porn rated "R18" at midnight anytime from 12am to 4am. There was a particular day I was watching a lagbaja music video clip dubbed on VHS and when the video finished playing I removed it and noticed the tape was still very thick so out of curiosity I inserted it again to see what's left. After the cast finished scrolling, it went blank for a while then suddenly another video started playing and it was a hardcore porn. I was shocked but luckily my younger ones were outside playing Also dad and mum were not around so nobody saw it. Then during the early days of Camera phones like sagem MY-X5, Alot of guys had short pórn clips on their phones then. I remember some were even gif format size. 5 Likes |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by DanteSilva(m): 7:39pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
As much as I'm not proud of this I came across my first porn video at the age of 8. God forgive me... but I remember using knife to remove the disc from the DVD when NEPA off light. |
| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by TheWolfen(m): 8:01pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
And it get worse with time. Nowadays kids of bout 7,8,9 had access to internet and if they don't their school friends do |
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| Re: If U Were Born In The 1980's, Then U Are Most Likely Guilty Of This Naughtiness by Obaxxx(m): 8:42pm On Oct 06, 2021 |
 I started watching porn when I was in JJS2......In fact,na me be contractor of transferring porn movies among my fellow classmates..But just like the op said,we got bursted the day I gave one of my classmates a copy,na when the nigha dey watch am for night,nepa take light... Unfortunately,nepa didn't bring light that night....Not until the following day when the Nigha was already in school..Na when wor play cassette wey dey inside her DVD,na then she see the greatest styles of her life . She immediately called the nigha's elder bro and reported him..Later that night,they brought the nigha to my house...Back home,no one would ever believe I would do such a thing because I was the gentle type... mennnnnnnn,na once I deny the Nigha ASAP . I know you? 3 Likes |
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