chatinent:


My lord, may I?
May I beg the court’s indulgence for a moment? If I may, may I, my Lord?

The postulation of the accused above should face an arraignment where he can prove beyond all reasonable doubts his repentance is crystal per se.

My lord, if I may? Could I have a brief voir dire?
All honour to you my lord.

I posit that the accused face the adamology tomorrow. May I, my lord, rest unto yonder my natural upholstery and if his counsel has contradicting views, my lord, may we, I and his counsel, my learned colleague, see at sidebar and fight, your Honor?

Hits hammer on table ...
Case adjourned till 5th may 2034

Shellsploit:


Hits hammer on table ...
Case adjourned till 5th may 2034

ʍʏ աɨʄɛ as tɦɛ ʝʊɖɢɛ...

ʍɛ: օɮʝɛċtɨօռ ʍʏ ʟօʋɛ!

hahn:


Now imagine you caught a thief, in Nigeria, and for some reason you still allow him to put on his phone, put on his internet and create a thread on nairaland and while you are at it he will be replying to comments on the thread.

In Nigerian o

he's not with the police yet... He was dumped in the community cell... It's possible his phone is still with him

I pray for mercy of God for you to come out of this and I pray for God's blessings on you to live a better life.

Let's know how it goes so we can get you out of the police custody on bail.

Ezemust:
Hunger is not an escuse to steal,but it was still hunger that lead me to this petiness.2maro will probably be the worst day of my life...i only wanted to get like 5 thousand to survive for some days but fate thinks other wise.

my life could probably ruin from here.i just wish i can get some poison and leave this life right now than face this shame.

suicide? Please dont even try it! Na steal u steal u no kil pesin pikin!

i think iwud rada swalow my pride and beg than steal!

Ezemust:
now this is another issue.i am a respected person around here.the security guys are hausas and i understand hausa quite well.we are close.they feel bad detaining me but they are doing their work i understand...they let me in with my phone.

Okay.

When you get out of this make sure you don't repeat such a thing again

Igbo Amaka, stealing, killing and pushing drugs everywhere they go

May you receive divine mercy to release you now in Jesus name.

Thanks,everyone.my odeal is over.i thank GOD allmithy for his cares even in time of turbulence.

this morning the police came 4 me.after the interogation,the police woman then wait 4 the complainant to come and table what they want to do with me.

elier, in the midnight,i had prayed and asked GOD for forgiveness and mercy cus i know the magnitud of my case.after my prayers,i felt better,hoped for the best and expect the worst.

in the afternoon,the estate management came with their lawyer.the woman said they will make an example of me as a warning to others.the WORST as expected.

after the questioning they ask for the tiles that i stole as evidence.furtunately for me the store keeper had returned the tiles the night before.the lawyer said that starting a case against me in this scenario could bounce back on them since the tiles has been returned to the store.THANK YOU JESUS...they consulted outside,came back in and call their boss to explain the issue.the boss said they should let me go since the issue

Plz guy.. wen ur very very down.. come down here and ask us.. we will yab u, mock u.. but will help u.. don't steal again.. you are simply lucky....

Plz focus on urself more, reduce ur assistance of ur family and leave women alone.. u will thrive better.. again, live in a house u can afford nomater it's condition... Don't sow clothes often and expensive.. live a miser life till u begin to get balance.. save more and most importantly, don't dwell on any poor paying jobs.. use the little paying ones as yardstick t get to bigger ones

Swearugawd op,
you remind me of a book i read back in primary school. Title was "eze must die"

Ah! Bro, u don shit for church. Na big wahala u just enter so. Don't be surprised when u are told to pay for all the things that has been stolen there.

Ezemust:
Thanks,everyone.my odeal is over.i thank GOD allmithy for his cares even in time of turbulence.

this morning the police came 4 me.after the interogation,the police woman then wait 4 the complainant to come and table what they want to do with me.

elier, in the midnight,i had prayed and asked GOD for forgiveness and mercy cus i know the magnitud of my case.after my prayers,i felt better,hoped for the best and expect the worst.

in the afternoon,the estate management came with their lawyer.the woman said they will make an example of me as a warning to others.the WORST as expected.

after the questioning they ask for the tiles that i stole as evidence.furtunately for me the store keeper had returned the tiles the night before.the lawyer said that starting a case against me in this scenario could bounce back on them since the tiles has been returned to the store.THANK YOU JESUS...they consulted outside,came back in and call their boss to explain the issue.the boss said they should let me go since the issue

You did something bad but I just love your spirit! I love the fact that you came here to share your story and you are remorseful and repentant! Really, I respect your courage and I admire you. I'm sure you have learnt your lesson and I pray fortune smiles on you soon.

Well long story short,they let me go,give me 1500 naira for transport and ask me not to do it again.

i thank all the good people of nairaland who wish me well.GOD no go shame una.and to every huzler out dia,stay clean.dont stain ur name no matter what.back hand no de pay.

lass lass man pikin don come street con fin work.GOD give us wetin we go chop in JESUS name amen.

please any legit huzle wey fit put food for my table go sweet me biko my people.make hunger no kill man pikin.thanks

houseontherock:

You did something bad but I just love your spirit! I love the fact that you came here to share your story and you are remorseful and repentant! Really, I respect your courage and I admire you. I'm sure you have learnt your lesson and I pray fortune smiles on you soon.

thank u.GOD bless

bigpicture001:
Plz guy.. wen ur very very down.. come down here and ask us.. we will yab u, mock u.. but will help u.. don't steal again.. you are simply lucky....

Plz focus on urself more, reduce ur assistance of ur family and leave women alone.. u will thrive better.. again, live in a house u can afford nomater it's condition... Don't sow clothes often and expensive.. live a miser life till u begin to get balance.. save more and most importantly, don't dwell on any poor paying jobs.. use the little paying ones as yardstick t get to bigger ones

GOD Bless

interesting thread, OP stay clean oh, everybody may be doing it and going Scot-free, then the day you try it, you become the scapegoat for the offences of others.

Mercychen:
Hmmm....

Now that you've realized your mistake, Please go and sin no more.

May you find favor to be released with only serious warning tomorrow morning.

It is well with you.

GOD bless u 4ever.GOD anserwed ur prayer 4 me.am gratefull

Ezemust:
GOD bless u 4ever.GOD anserwed ur prayer 4 me.am gratefull

Amen.

Praise the Lord.

Please don't do it again o.

Bless you.

Naijaolosho2:
I pray for mercy of God for you to come out of this and I pray for God's blessings on you to live a better life.

Let's know how it goes so we can get you out of the police custody on bail.

GOD bless u everyday of ur life.am out and kicking

cybersoldiers:
May you receive divine mercy to release you now in Jesus name.

U WILL NEVER LACK IN JESUS NAME

bigpicture001:
Plz guy.. wen ur very very down.. come down here and ask us.. we will yab u, mock u.. but will help u.. don't steal again.. you are simply lucky....

Plz focus on urself more, reduce ur assistance of ur family and leave women alone.. u will thrive better.. again, live in a house u can afford nomater it's condition... Don't sow clothes often and expensive.. live a miser life till u begin to get balance.. save more and most importantly, don't dwell on any poor paying jobs.. use the little paying ones as yardstick t get to bigger ones

when ever i want to give some one advise,i will show that person this post

And you wanted to give the money to a vagina creature.

muller101:
And you wanted to give the money to a vagina creature.

Was that his notion .

Differentiate:

Was that his notion .

That was his confession

Congratulations for being free. I hope you took lessons from what happened, hopefully you won't do it again.

U do the crime ,u do the time

Ezemust:
Well long story short,they let me go,give me 1500 naira for transport and ask me not to do it again.

i thank all the good people of nairaland who wish me well.GOD no go shame una.and to every huzler out dia,stay clean.dont stain ur name no matter what.back hand no de pay.

lass lass man pikin don come street con fin work.GOD give us wetin we go chop in JESUS name amen.

please any legit huzle wey fit put food for my table go sweet me biko my people.make hunger no kill man pikin.thanks

Have you turned to a multivational speaker? Lol... Go and sin no more.

Oharina:

Have you turned to a multivational speaker? Lol... Go and sin no more.

to be label a thief is the worst title in the world

Ezemust:
GOD bless u everyday of ur life.am out and kicking

Thank God you're out. Please kindly learn from it.

Ezemust:
to be label a thief is the worst title in the world

Hahaha u are funny oh! But it is good u show remorse, so no one will label u a thief, cos no one is a saint.

Ezemust:
I went to the estate that i am working with this evening and decided to move two pkts of wall tiles and got caught.the security men just drop me in the estate cell for the police to come and take me 2maro....yes i am in truoble,my first big disgrace in life.2maro i gonna be one hell of a big day 4 me...please abuse me but still pray 4 me.

Wetin we no go hear for this jungle forum. Give your life to Jesus Christ immediately! So that after you finished receiving koboko; you will live never to steal again. Devil knows how to deceive and shame and disgrace people. Learn to disgrace and shame devil back by given your everything to Jesus Christ and repent and start praying..