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Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by DropsMic(m): 7:59pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
Valhalaog: And you know this how? |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by malikombi(m): 8:08pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
godfrey02:It was a better offer and I was told to resume immediately |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by clems88(m): 8:21pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
1 day. It was an hotel work and I happened to resume on Sunday. Went to work as early as 5am and closed 11pm . That was how I never returned. Them call me Taya . |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by AutoChick4U(f): 8:27pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
Cesclxg:What kinda skill can a novice like me acquire to land such? I aint science inclined |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by derbykol(f): 8:37pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
2 months |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Iwantpeace: 8:45pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
Parrie:No CFHI in fct |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Beninwitch: 8:57pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
2 days. I just gained admission to Uniben then, and there was ASUU strike. I didn't really want to sit at home so I told a friend to help me get a job. He got me one at a big house where this rich woman runs a restaurant at one of this high brow office environment. Although the woman was rich, she was terrible and the work super strenuous. Attending to clients and serving. The next day I reported for work in jeans trousers and she said I must never wear trousers to her shop. I didn't bother to return the 3rd day. After all, I was already a student just looking for what to keep me busy. After that day, I got another job at wrangler boutique. Work was stressful standing all day but the daily tip made it fun and worthwhile. |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by smugsnazzy: 8:57pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
Ahhhhh!...� Teaching job, I only worked for a day.... The rest na story o, principal just dey beg me Mr. Steve please come and continue - I laughed handsomely. Imagine talking, writing and standing from 7:00am to 4:00pm "Me never reach to crash" For 16k only 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by luizpippo(m): 9:00pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
jericco1: People go to work for #15 or 25k Monday to Saturday, expending 5h for transport daily. |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by jericco1(m): 9:02pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
luizpippo: Omo.. well I don't know how they do it. Especially in this present time that inflation has taken over the economy. |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by luizpippo(m): 9:06pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
A day, during one long strike, i went to apply to teach in a school. I was employed straight away for the post of a class teacher in primary six and to also teach mathematics in JS 1 and 2. I am to dress corporate on Mondays to Wednesdays, use the sports vest to be given to me with a jeans and canvas on Thursdays, native on Friday. My salary was to be the sum of #8,000. Note, i can be sent on any other errands like going to get fuel, maybe wash car or shine the principal's shoe, i didn't wait to know. I came back to resign the next morning. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Rexymania(m): 9:37pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
Are you male or female? Elsueno: |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by chival(f): 9:55pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
I left an ad agency after a week of working there. My daughter was a toddler and I was told I would need to work round the clock, Saturdays and Sundays inclusive. The pay was tempting but it would have wrecked my young marriage at the time. |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by RIDOO: 9:59pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
Elsueno: LOL...Na so one nasty boss told me she will give me a dirty slap then years back after a heated argument.She is somebody l used to have regard for but ha!her own is too much.Naso l reply her that if she gives me a slap l go return 3slaps na so she looked my face n disappear.l later resigned to have my peace. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Handsnigga: 10:14pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
honourablelumis:If you're on Instagram, check Ibadanjobconnect page and find a job that fits you and send your CV with that job title. Jobs are available in Ibadan. |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Iphran6: 10:25pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
1 month in my uncle's company but his wife who was the MD was the most toxic person on earth, I japa o for the sake of my mental health |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by GetMeRight: 10:31pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
20 days. 1 day. 5 hours. Then, I knew that working for people not gonna work for me. |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Gfskw: 11:07pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
1 month |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by seunny4lif(m): 11:55pm On Oct 08, 2021 |
bjdon: |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by seunny4lif(m): 12:13am On Oct 09, 2021 |
I just remembered some time around 2006 and I got a job through a friend in Ikotun market. Sales boy but I no come the second day I no fit kill myself Oblongata: 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by vikgreen01(m): 12:26am On Oct 09, 2021 |
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Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by vikgreen01(m): 12:31am On Oct 09, 2021 |
Not even up to 30min. It was a pure/bottle water company. I was hired as a loader so the guy(my friend) tricky left the position Nd took a sales role and slot me in thou he warned me that the work is strongly rugged but I laughed him and reminded him how he was so lazy in our previous employment that he is fond of coming to work at lengthy intervals. Fast forward to the day I resume work I started proofing to b King Kong. I didn’t even go four round before I started jerking and I stylishly told the head of operation that I want to go Nd eat naso I escape ooo. My friend call me tire na curse I use end am for him. In the evening that we eventually see he laughed me Nd told our other friends the gist and they also laughed me too. I was later told that muscular guy has also took to their heel Nd when they see an average looking guy like me they tot I fit proof wonder. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by bennyflipy(m): 12:54am On Oct 09, 2021 |
6 hours o, after my secondary in 2007, people that are working in a pure water factory are really trying. My back nearly break, i couldn't wake up in the morning because of pains. My mum was like you no dey go your new job, I say which work. Mtchwww 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Emma1Oj(m): 6:04am On Oct 09, 2021 |
NewSoul:I did dis immediately after lockdown was suspended.. posted to one big pharmacy and mini super store at Ikeja. Was the only one in my unit.. the staff treated me with super respect, care, love and great affection. More reason y I stay 2months. But those security operation pple + the ones that work in control room from the office, training manager etc. I show dem serious wahala.. I dem refused to obey any of their instructions.. I bone them black out I don't greet if they patrol to my beat.. infact I let dem know that I'm the owner of myself.. they wanted to change me to another beat but the MD of the supermarket refused.. las las I collect my pay month end, called dem that I'm no longer available.. the supermarket staff + their MD begged me, I still refused to show up 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by teacherbim(f): 6:27am On Oct 09, 2021 |
jericco1:Thanks❤ |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by princewarri1985: 6:27am On Oct 09, 2021 |
jericco1:2 YEARS |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by ecomalchemist(m): 6:28am On Oct 09, 2021 |
Michealeni: Search Engine Optimization (SEO) as it's not too complicated like programming. Though you need knowledge on WordPress Dev... It involves ranking websites on Google's first page and so many other techniques like local SEO, link building and content marketing. Let's say you rank a plumbing company website in US on Google's first page...you can confidently charge $500 - $1000 as opposed to what Americans charge ($3000 - $5000). You'd have an edge as a Nigerian because they'd hire you at a cheaper rate than higher a Canadian who'd charge exorbitant fees for that same job. If you have 3 jobs a month that pay $500, that's cool $1500 (approximately 600k)... My brother you are chilling o !! That's someone's salary a year in Lagos ! 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by jackyraw09: 6:35am On Oct 09, 2021 |
Sometimes after I finished secondary school, I was working as an after-school for this dumb ass rich kid. According to the contract I was suppose to go through his school works with him on a daily and also teach him Arabic all for around 5k. I started this only for his mum to chip in the house-help who is a complete illiterate without no increase in salary - so I was tutoring the two. I think I Quitted after 2-3 weeks, couldn’t wait for the first month to complete - talk about extreme fickleness, looking back I could’ve waited for the month to end before bailing OR just let the woman know I’m not comfortable with tutoring both her son and house-help for that amount Employees should learn the art of negotiation - it could mean the difference between a job u enjoy and pure slavery 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by tonyson010(m): 7:15am On Oct 09, 2021 |
jericco1: Two months cos I had something else necessitating it. Don't like giving up on jobs no matter how tough. I also don't take jobs anyhow without going through the T&C very well. |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Elsueno: 7:30am On Oct 09, 2021 |
Rexymania:Macho! 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Enskynelson(m): 7:34am On Oct 09, 2021 |
In 2015, I was called to begin work with a Chinese Ceramic Company after submitting my CV as an Engineering graduate. I resumed work and I was introduced to what I was supposed to do. It was more of a manual labour of packing and arranging end products. There was so much dust in the environment and no nose masks, no safety boots and clothings... I managed and did the work that day. We closed by 6pm. All I saw that day was enough for me to run for my life. I fired myself after just a day at work! 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by makaveli902: 8:59am On Oct 09, 2021 |
Enskynelson: If you are in Lagos, then I guess it is WEMPCO. |
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