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O boy! You professional hustler ooo. Loading your socks with fried chicken? The bag of cement got me

You're a good storyteller and will do well in it. Horn the skills and work on your grammatic errors. Good job.

DeLight360:
Friday vibes�

I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......

It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**

The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.

About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...

Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..

Young man i have told you severally not to provoke my laugh
This is the last warning

If you could thief chicken at your tender age, you must be related to thiefunubu. The only difference is that he thief in billion van while you thief in poultry.

Lol! This guy don craze I swear

FalseProphet1:
I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.

This I have seen.

Instead of you to tell your family that you want to start your own poultry famring instead you resulted to stealing it stylishly, tomorrow now you will come back to motive the rest of us how you started your poultry farm with just one Chicken but you won't mention the source of the chicken.
Oga well-done oooo.

Recent picture of Op at FMC Asaba

The summary of the story is that OP has very abusive woman for a mother.

Abuse is part of Nigerian culture. I don't know about other African countries tho.

It's not funny. This is a major problem in our culture. Parents mete out their frustrations and incompetence on their children.

2ndchildhood:

Even me sef no laugh..

All Thanks to him below

it's just a story of an ajebo.

DeLight360:
Friday vibes�

Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..

...LWKMD4H

I love nairaland i swear gad..
Ops gat me laughing hard

Sonnobax15:

Werey...

This op just dey make me dey laugh this morning

MODIFIED:::: op, honestly you made my day... Thanks man.....one free packet of condom for you.

One of the reasons ilove this platform! With all the hardship for country we al nid time out to laugh!

DeLight360:
Friday vibes�

I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......

It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**

The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.

About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...

Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..

The ending though... This is hilarious!

Newboss:
The summary of the story is that OP has very abusive woman for a mother.

Abuse is part of Nigerian culture. I don't know about other African countries tho.

It's not funny. This is a major problem in our culture. Parents mete out their frustrations and incompetence on their children.

na wa o! Chief be calmin down! Enjoy the CRUISE
stay happy

FalseProphet1:
I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.

This I have seen.

You should be a comedian. That's your calling

FalseProphet1:
I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.

This I have seen.

This one chock ohhh but wallahi o no understand the whole stealing thing and why him de collect slap from him Mama. Bro you never talk true for this story aswear

DeLight360:
Friday vibes�

I can still remember the christmas party i celebrated in my uncle's house **the events can never leave my head**.......

It was a cold harmattan morning. Me and my whole family were preparing to visit my uncles house to celebrate christmas. I was so happy because their fridge is always loaded with different types of meat ** I remember secretly loading my socks with chicken during one christmas when i was little**

The journey started and i placed my earpiece and increased the volume to max... I didn't know when my mom was talking to me until my siblings were looking at me in the car and smiling...i was like what happened. I did not even complete it before i felt something like bag of cement on my face but it was my mothers hand. I off my phone and remove the earpiece sharp sharp before she seize it with hot tears in my eyes.

About 30 mins later we were at our uncles place. He and his wife welcomed us warmly but i could not hear properly due to the slap.... We were served refreshments before they would Prepare food in the evening. I retired to the guest room and used my phone until when the cooking started. I helped out in the kitchen and received approximately 8 slaps and 2 murder attempts from my mother (story for another day)...

Finally the food was ready and served-rice and chicken stew. "Time to eat the fruit of my labour" I said to myself. I kept my chicken lap in the centre and ate the rice while stealing constant glances at the meat. I cleard my rice in less than 20 mins and smiled to myself thinking of how i would devour the chicken... and then boom my uncle's 2 year old child grabbed my chicken and ran away... Yeeee my spirit screamed from inside *after everything i went through in my mother's hand, the worse thing was that only the legs of the chicken were left in the pot* i just watched as the child devoured the meat while my family and my uncle with his wife laughed expecting me to behave mature... But no no no no I just walked to their poultry farm, carried one fowl and ran away..

i forget to laugh

Shikena Justice for justice

Boss13:
You're a good storyteller and will do well in it. Horn the skills and work on your grammatic errors. Good job.

"Hone"

FalseProphet1:
I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.

This I have seen.

Legend of the SEER

8 slaps and two murder attempts

Sonnobax15:

Werey...

This op just dey make me dey laugh this morning

MODIFIED:::: op, honestly you made my day... Thanks man.....one free packet of condom for you.

You're a bad boy

FalseProphet1:
I see you becoming a petty thief and pick pocket, I see a mob chasing you to lynch you after snatching the empty purse of a broke slay queen, I see you running faster than usain bolt for your life only to find nothing inside the purse, I see you surrendering your life to Jesus after hunger must have dealt terribly with you, I see you preaching in parks and collecting offerings, I see you opening a church and impregnating 14 female members of your choir.

This I have seen.

Baba Agbaalagba

Nice story ... very interesting too

Naybahood:



False prophet never disappoints ….LOL

FalseProphet1 na clown. I dey always look forward to him comment!