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The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by shadia(f): 3:55pm On Feb 13, 2006
ok. im sure ya'll hav heared alot of insults or yabs in your life. so tell me which is the greatest?

make it good. the best will get somting from me.what ever u want but [b]guys[/b]dont go too far.
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by hotangel2(f): 3:38am On Feb 14, 2006
Chei, Gift included? shocked shocked Oya, lemme start my research. Wait oo, WhATEVER I WANT?? Chineke, *starts research*

Before i leave ermm, What abt:

See ur face like octoupus.
Im fat, you are ugly, I can diet, you are hopeless. cheesy
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by shadia(f): 12:06pm On Feb 14, 2006
lets see what about

abbeg abbeg cary nyash de yan nonsense! or abbeg abbeg cary nyash de go dat side!
if anyone is disturbing u just say this to him. kiss
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 4:51pm On Feb 14, 2006
This is hopeless, you girls don't know bad words embarassed
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Aggie(f): 5:31pm On Feb 14, 2006
this was 4rm my sis: see her bombom like two fufu

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Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 5:37pm On Feb 14, 2006
cry cry cry its getting worse <runs off crying>
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Skidoc(m): 9:22pm On Feb 14, 2006
Your mouth stinks so much, were you a toilet in your former life?
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Skidoc(m): 9:23pm On Feb 14, 2006
See how your teeth are scattered, did they fight Biafran war inside your mouth abi bomb exploded inside your mouth?
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by luridguy(m): 10:02pm On Feb 14, 2006
insults i have so many


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.

She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!


Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

tongue tongue
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by nicetohave(m): 11:47pm On Feb 15, 2006
She's got head full of wool

she thinks with her groin

undecided
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by hotangel2(f): 11:50pm On Feb 15, 2006
LURIDGUY!!!

Cheiiiiiii, Chineke meii ooooo. Tufiaaa. See as you dey curse people like say you get free pass to curse. lol

Ohh wat abt this one?
See ur tutu bele like alleluyah band. lol
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 1:13am On Feb 16, 2006
How about this.
You must have a very large brain to hold such a vast amount of sheer ignorance.
Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
You are so dumb, you stand on a chair to raise your IQ.
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
Yo momma's so big they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo momma's so slow she is still back in 1999.
Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma's so old I looked in her year book and saw jesus.
Yo momma's feet so fat her sneakers need license plates.
Had enough
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by hotangel2(f): 1:15am On Feb 16, 2006
Ouch!!! cry cry cry All that for me?? cry cry cry
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 1:17am On Feb 16, 2006
No. You know i can't do that to you. wink
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by hotangel2(f): 1:21am On Feb 16, 2006
Awww thanks. smiley I was kidding anyways. cheesy
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 1:23am On Feb 16, 2006
So was i. tongue
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Seun(m): 1:25am On Feb 16, 2006
No. Apparently it's for "your momma". lipsrsealed
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by shadia(f): 10:50am On Feb 16, 2006
u r so dumb u saw hell and thanked God
you just de soo formal that ur tongue de wear tie
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by micklplus(m): 2:17pm On Feb 16, 2006
Na joke o !

Hun dirty ! i am even getting the odour through the net. dont even try to get into the ocean cos you are gonna kill all creature therein.
Gbam
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 10:50pm On Feb 16, 2006
Is it me, or was that lame? wink cheesy
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by hotangel2(f): 11:20pm On Feb 16, 2006
micklplus:

Na joke o !

Hun dirty ! i am even getting the odour through the net. don't even try to get into the ocean because you are going to kill all creature therein.
Gbam

that was too formal. lets try it this way

Shuuuu, hanhan, see as you dirty reach. abeg no go inside river niger ooo, because u go just kill all the fish wey dey inside am.
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Rhodalyn(f): 11:29pm On Feb 16, 2006
hi dere am a human being, wht re u
sure av seen people like u bt i hd 2 pay an admission
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by chy(f): 4:55pm On Mar 27, 2006
what of this see as you spread for bed like bad disease
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Badman888(m): 3:27am On Mar 28, 2006
"you are a product of a leaking condom"

yo momma so old her breast milk has turned powder
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Badman888(m): 3:33am On Mar 28, 2006
see the way her nyash flat like okada back seat
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by shadia(f): 10:07am On Mar 28, 2006
Badman888:

see the way her nyash flat like okada back seat

Badman888 link=topic=6820.msg257612#msg257612 date=1143512844:

"you are a product of a leaking condom"

yo momma so old her breast milk has turned powder
this one enta well well oh! cry cry
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by nicetohave(m): 3:04pm On Mar 28, 2006
someone just called me a nerd and a scum bag  embarassed

cheesy
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 3:12pm On Mar 28, 2006
Just call him a donkey rapping sh*t eater! wink
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Badman888(m): 3:14pm On Mar 28, 2006
wtf is the meanin of that, the guy might not even get it.
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by Maxflame(m): 3:16pm On Mar 28, 2006
It means someone who rapes donkeys and eat sh*t.
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by nicetohave(m): 3:28pm On Mar 28, 2006
Thanks Max  cheesy but its a she what do i call her  embarassed undecided
Re: The Greatest Insult Ever!!!! by 2cantango(f): 3:34pm On Mar 28, 2006
your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory grin

@n2h: i'll sort her out for ya angry

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