Na so pastors dey run matter for one of my sister in-law hand.

ahnie:
Before that visitation,I visited last two years when I needed mothers comfort,just little headache,my mother said it was the enemies trying to harm me.

That let's go to church so her pastor could pray for me.i reluctantly followed her to church and due to the pastors flows and yarnings,we spent like 6 hours at that particular church.

In all fairness,the pastor get flows...he ended up dashing me one bottle of holy Communion,but let's not kid ourselves,I know say na zobo he dash me.

Time for praises came,we danced,time for deliverance came,those that were swirling were swirling in the spirit that was controlling them.

Mother just cudnt let me be...instead of her to concentrate on her own deliverance,let me concentrate on mine.

I cud hear my mum breaking inside the circle, whispering in my ear....Ejiro fall nau,you nor wan fall?

;Don top odinari headache?

ahnie:
I was wondering wetin concern my mum and me falling on the floor of the church?
We were placed as a group and instructed to form a circle.

Pastor hope started moving from one person to another praying and casting out imaginary demons.

My mom came back again and I cud hear her pleading with the pastor...
The things I don see for my mama hands eeh.

Thank God say,I'm married,if not my mum would have taken me to all the pastors in abraka.

I for be like...haa! aye mi,temi ba mi.

You too shu fall nah . Why u sef stubborn laidis?

cho25bc:

You too shu fall nah . Why u sef stubborn laidis?

Fall wetin,wey nothing dey do me

ahnie:
Pastor this na my daughter wey I tell you about,my first daughter she dey stay for ASABA with her husband.

Pastor enemies wan kill my pikin for me, pastor Dem wan killam, pastor abeg pray for her.

I let out a chuckle coz it was kinda funny how enemies want take kill me .
I started laughing.....for my mama mind....I'm possessed by laughing out loud....the kind eyes she gave me eeh,I comported my self.

The pastor laid his hands on me,prayed and prophesied,after the prophecy,I turned to go away,my mum pushed me....oya go meetam make he pray for you so when una dey go back ASABA,make nothing do una for road.


Who am I to say no?I went back again to the pastor, obviously he was shocked seeing me appearing before him again.i relayed my mum's instructions to him.

Pastor hope,had to call my mum....mama leavam I don pray for ram(her)
Pastor instructed me to get empty can of 75cl of ragolis can and fill it to the brim with his church sand.

Oshey,I did as instructed,we exchanged numbers and my mum,my nephew and my kids we all headed home.

When I got to ASABA,I kept in touch with the pastor and after sometime I got bored and stopped calling the pastor.

Of a truth....I don't seat in a church more than 1hr no matter what as I easily lost interest in things.but I stayed long in pastor Hope's church because not only were his preaching funny,he was also an interesting person.
To me I wasn't really inside a church,I was in a comedy gig Cox the pastor was a funny entity.

I fell ill some weeks ago that I ended up bn admitted.i deliberately refused informing my mum because if I had earlier informed her,she would have asked me to come to her house,so that she can take me to her NEW PASTOR.

NOTE THE WORD NEW....she has changed or should I say she has ran away again from pastor Hope's church,she's now attending pastor marvellous church.


Pastor marvellous is a very young pastor with swaggs and pink lips,a student of Delta State University whose swaggs is tighter than buhari's loins.

O sheeey, pastor wey sabi. Your mama sef sabi better things o

ahnie:

Fall wetin,wey nothing dey do me

Bhet Mama Ahnie no sabi that wan oooo

ahnie:
Mothers are sweet with their little troubles.
My mum is a handful.i think I inherited my drama from her.

Gift her units,she would never use it to call you,but would flash the hell outta of life.she prefer using the units to call her various pastors holding her on a kentro level.

I could recollect vividly during the last holidays when I took my kids to visit her, Immediately she entered inside the house with her hair scattered like someone that narrowly escaped being electrocuted.

The first thing that came out from her mouth was...ehen Ejiro welcome,oya stand up make we go see my new pastor .
Imagine someone that just came from a journey.

I told her,I was tired,but the truth was...I wasnt tired,I just detest her dragging me round her ring of pastors.
I found out that,they ve opened account on my mother,from monies to foodstuffs...it's even a miracle she haven't used my lil nephew ogaga as seed offering.

women are the reason fake churches still thrive in Nigeria.

Very gullible gender.

I pity any man who marries and don't take control.

lezz:
women are the reason fake churches still thrive in Nigeria.

Very gullible gender.

I pity any man who marries and don't take control.

Not all women.

ahnie:
Saying I was flabbergasted was an understatement....Cox I find the prophecy pretty awkward and silly.

I figured my mum must have promised pastor marvellous a bountiful seed.

I had to vibes with my demons to stay calmed
Because I cannot parayarn where my mum is....I rang her back and calmly told her to go back to pastor marvellous and tell him to check his vision very well, because his vision is not visioning with my vision.


Since then,I ve had my peace like a river,the latest now whenever she calls thus.

Mum.....Ejiro,how's your body?
Me...maa'le I dey fyne,I don dey well small small Sha.
Mum....oya go front of your compound go pluck moringa leaf boil ham drink,edey work well well.
Me....okay maa'le

I'm still on the road towards recovery,but I'm glad that,I have successfully put an end to my mum's invasion of her pastors in my life for the time being.



Cc : Lalasticlala.

Ope ooo! Congratulations ooo Yorubas woll say "ku ibori" (meaning; congratulations on your escape)

Your mum is a drama queen for real. She's a real sweet African mother with undeniable love for her baby.

However, please dont just free yourself from the shackles of pastorism, try to free her too by praying for her and dont stop scolding her in love. Going from one pastor to another for spiritual security is not only immature but dangerous even to her life. Most pastors today are not only scammers but diabolic and randy. They can do and undo and we women are their most vulnerable targets because we are too fragile. Most times, we find it hard to stand on our feet except pastors hold our hands.

That is why many women and young girls have fallen victims to the evil deeds of these satanic entities lying with the name of God.
When one is not stable in one church or does not believe in himself or herself that she or he can pray on his own and hear from God directly, then such a person is on the way to the lion's den.
I like your mum already from all these things that you have written about her, and i wont want her to harm herself in her desperate search for miracles and deliverance from enemies that dont exist.

Please talk to her seriously about it. She should stop it and give herself peace of mind. She should stick to one church and one pastor, then discipline herself to also pray and fast on her own to receive revelations directly from God without the interference of any pastor. Doesnt she believe in the Holy Ghost, the Comforter? The Holy Ghost/Spirit in her will guard her and give her rest. That way, she wont need to fear that one devil or enemy is chasing her and her family when no such thing is happening. She wont have to go from one pastor to another to pray because she doesnt believe in her own strength to be her own pastor.

These pastors may not only siphon money from her, but also do other unthinkable things to her that can even harm her family members, including you. A word is enough for the wise. She's too young to lose her life or destiny to any pastor.
Ever since we joined my church many years ago as a family, mum has stopped moving from one pastor to another and we have had our peace. God is answering our prayers without any disturbances from any pastor, real or fake. Not that all is well with us but at least, pastors problems are not added to our issues.

I love your story and it's very hilarious. Keep it up.

Righteousness2:

I'm so glad you can take a joke. Life can be fun sometimes if we can just relax.

Righteousness2:

See that your 28T you're shining...

ahnie:
To be continued

Mah rest,I have not fully recovered tho,still on the process.

Fables or imaginary cooked up stories, whichever, don't play with the Church organs- Deliverance is a serious matter!
Be careful,God is not to be mocked for your entertainment viewers!

Same thing with my mom.

Avoid over religious people like the plague.

ahnie:
Before that visitation,I visited last two years when I needed mothers comfort,just little headache,my mother said it was the enemies trying to harm me.

That let's go to church so her pastor could pray for me.i reluctantly followed her to church and due to the pastors flows and yarnings,we spent like 6 hours at that particular church.

In all fairness,the pastor get flows...he ended up dashing me one bottle of holy Communion,but let's not kid ourselves,I know say na zobo he dash me.

Time for praises came,we danced,time for deliverance came,those that were swirling were swirling in the spirit that was controlling them.

Mother just cudnt let me be...instead of her to concentrate on her own deliverance,let me concentrate on mine.

I cud hear my mum breaking inside the circle, whispering in my ear....Ejiro fall nau,you nor wan fall?

Lolz. Na by force to fall.

Thank your heavens. Buhari's cows most often don't know the value of their tails until it's cut off.

ahnie:
My mum cannot just let pastors rest...her house is filled with posters of pastor Chris okafor,Papa tb joshau of blessed memory,pastor hope,and the latest pastor marvellous plus other power charging pastors she has told me of on the phone.

Interestingly enough,whilst she was vibrant she no do all this pastor thangs o,but now in her early 50's why the rush,why the jwee?

Anyways whilst on admission she was calling my lines and I refused picking her calls countless times.
I rather receive my drips at the hospital than to be taken to see a pink lips pastor.

She became worried and rang my husband who told her that I was at the hospital.
According to my husband,he said my mum was shouting...kweke!!ogheneme my enemies again.

Na Real kweke


Ozoro, ughelli Kweke oOoOO, wa dhe ze ooo. Omome gwolor kpo mei no.

Lolz... Abeg allow her to take you to the pink lips pastor Jor.

airsaylongcome:


Standard Urhobo/Isoko names o

I love it
It's cute and funny to hear

That's what the Bible call Babe Christian

vastolord4:
That was how one pastor would text my wife and other congregation (confirmed) about church activities. That was how I scolded my wife about such cos as per guy we I be, I know wetin that pastor fit do... my wife told him what I told her and ever since then, once he sees me, he would feel like melting.. which show's that he had a bad motive

Bros take, e remain pepper soup

Mama na mama.

ahnie:
Pastor this na my daughter wey I tell you about,my first daughter she dey stay for ASABA with her husband.

Pastor enemies wan kill my pikin for me, pastor Dem wan killam, pastor abeg pray for her.

I let out a chuckle coz it was kinda funny how enemies want take kill me .
I started laughing.....for my mama mind....I'm possessed by laughing out loud....the kind eyes she gave me eeh,I comported my self.

The pastor laid his hands on me,prayed and prophesied,after the prophecy,I turned to go away,my mum pushed me....oya go meetam make he pray for you so when una dey go back ASABA,make nothing do una for road.


Who am I to say no?I went back again to the pastor, obviously he was shocked seeing me appearing before him again.i relayed my mum's instructions to him.

Pastor hope,had to call my mum....mama leavam I don pray for ram(her)
Pastor instructed me to get empty can of 75cl of ragolis can and fill it to the brim with his church sand.

Oshey,I did as instructed,we exchanged numbers and my mum,my nephew and my kids we all headed home.

When I got to ASABA,I kept in touch with the pastor and after sometime I got bored and stopped calling the pastor.

Of a truth....I don't seat in a church more than 1hr no matter what as I easily lost interest in things.but I stayed long in pastor Hope's church because not only were his preaching funny,he was also an interesting person.
To me I wasn't really inside a church,I was in a comedy gig Cox the pastor was a funny entity.

I fell ill some weeks ago that I ended up bn admitted.i deliberately refused informing my mum because if I had earlier informed her,she would have asked me to come to her house,so that she can take me to her NEW PASTOR.

NOTE THE WORD NEW....she has changed or should I say she has ran away again from pastor Hope's church,she's now attending pastor marvellous church.


Pastor marvellous is a very young pastor with swaggs and pink lips,a student of Delta State University whose swaggs is tighter than buhari's loins.

in all, devote time to pray for your children. Mothers are the pillar of the home and you’re no different. If your prayer life is weak then it will affect those begotten from you.
Also, not everyone should lay hands on you or your children’s head in the name of pastor. I’ve seen/heard detty tins

Na my mama be this so. She had to send crusade T Shirt n CD from Delta to Nasarawa. Na 2 motor run am. She would call and put me on phone during prayers. May her soul rest in perfect peace, Amen. No one like my mum

IamPlato:
Ahnie I Dont Find This Funny, and I Must Confess Your Mother Is making Herself A Fool To These Men. You Better Stop Laughing At It And Find A Way to Save Her before A Pastor Will Ask Her To Do The Unthinkable that Will Affect Your Life.

Better Stop That Nonsense Laugh And Save Your Mother

There are things good English might not be able to explain. Leave the social correctness, no vex

Angy55:


Na Real kweke


Ozoro, ughelli Kweke oOoOO, wa dhe ze ooo. Omome gwolor kpo mei no.

Lolz... Abeg allow her to take you to the pink lips pastor Jor.

Hahahaha. My na Oleh, Iyede, Igbuku, Elu wa dhe ze ooo

JeffreyJunior:
She really asked you to fall under the anointing? This is hilarious.

Chai they have opened office on her head.

My advice is don't try to fight her over this because she will start seeing you as an evil spirit fighting her from entering heaven.

Just try to tighten her source of income and you will see those pastors flee from her. If she currently depends on you, better as it will be easy to control her access to money and tithing.

This is the part I thank God for my mum. That one dey go church late on Sundays sef let alone mingling with priests so she has no moral ground to talk to me about church matter. She is a lady in the church but her parish priest had long given up on her.

GOING LATE TO CHURCH IS A SIN. ANGELS OF GOD ALWAYS COME TO TAKE ATTENDANCE BEFORE CHURCH BEGINS AND CLOSES. REMEMBER IT IS NOT THE PASTOR YOU ARE GOING TO CHURCH FOR BUT TO MEET GOD. LET ASSUME IT IS BUHARI YOU ARE MEETING EVERY SUNDAY MORNING OR ANY CHURCH MEETING OR A MUSLIM GOING TO MOSQUE, WILL YOU GO LATE? WONT YOU BE THERE BEFORE 7AM? MOST OF US TAKES GOD FOR GRANTED.

BigDawsNet:
Ejiro
Ogaga

Wher are you from exactly
Pretty funny names

. THEY ARE MY DELTA NAMES. LOVELY NAMES. BLESS YOU SIR

She's a good mother,you may not know what she's doing for you people now

olaniyiYAH:
She's a good mother,you may not know what she's doing for you people now

My concern is, they're milking her little resources.not every pastor is called by God.some are manipulative and deceitful.i know they're sucking her dry.

African mums are all dramatic and always extra with religions lol

speed99:

Hahahaha. My na Oleh, Iyede, Igbuku, Elu wa dhe ze ooo

Who no get ochuko,suppose dey kenoma from unnecessary spendings