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Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by pejuakinab: 10:41am On Nov 07, 2021
What are the weirdest things you've ever hear your partner say when in a closed door romantic session.
For me:
1. One girl will keep shouting "destroy it, smash it... grin
2. Another one I met was begging me to "scratch it" I did not understand her at first but I later did hahaha
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by illicit(m): 10:44am On Nov 07, 2021
tongue

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Oglock(m): 10:51am On Nov 07, 2021
pejuakinab:

2. Another one I met was begging me to "scratch it" I did not understand her at first but I later did hahaha
This scratch own weak me

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by pejuakinab: 11:00am On Nov 07, 2021
Oglock:

This scratch own weak me
I swear! And the babe na corper that year.

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Boogyman557: 11:04am On Nov 07, 2021
HOLLY GRAM cool REAL MATTERS. WTF MAN
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Abfinest007(m): 11:14am On Nov 07, 2021
Fornicators queuing up to speak of their experience

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by kaptaintintin: 11:34am On Nov 07, 2021
One girl say na "iyami o,! Iyami oo!"
Another one say na "oluwa o! Oluwa oo!"
Another one again say na " baby fire, fire, firee!!!!
E plenty o... But today na Sunday so make we leave am for another day

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by baralatie(m): 11:36am On Nov 07, 2021
All liers above me becareful

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Nobody: 11:42am On Nov 07, 2021
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Drsnives(m): 11:42am On Nov 07, 2021
"Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke"

I really wound dea kpekus, i run when the thing come turn river Jordan

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by DICKstractor: 11:44am On Nov 07, 2021
kaptaintintin:
One girl say na "iyami o,! Iyami oo!"
Another one say na "oluwa o! Oluwa oo!"
Another one again say na " baby fire, fire, firee!!!!
E plenty o... But today na Sunday so make we leave am for another day

The first one na Akwa Ibom girl... Lol

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Godada(m): 11:46am On Nov 07, 2021
shocked
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by CaptainAyub: 11:46am On Nov 07, 2021
Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
You be gambler, you be fornicator, you be ashawo man cos you dey ashawo thread!
This heavenly race wey ppl de run,you no dey interested?

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Nobody: 11:49am On Nov 07, 2021
CaptainAyub:

You be gambler, you be fornicator, you be ashawo man cos you dey ashawo thread!
This heavenly race wey ppl de run,you no dey interested?

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Ashawosboifrien: 12:09pm On Nov 07, 2021
Something like ofe pa mi

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by pejuakinab: 12:10pm On Nov 07, 2021
Drsnives:
"Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke" "Kwwweke"

I really wound dea kpekus, i run when the thing come turn river Jordan

The ones that surprises me most are the ones that will be shouting " Jeeez Jeez" or this hausa girl with funny ringtone like "waiyo Allah!"

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Uchesis: 12:11pm On Nov 07, 2021
Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
Wow. You must be a she-male

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Drsnives(m): 12:31pm On Nov 07, 2021
[quote author=pejuakinab post=107403568]

The ones that surprises me most are the ones that will be shouting " Jeeez Jeez" or this hausa girl with funny ringtone like[b] "waiyo Allah!"[[/b]/quote]
Lol
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Sanmel(f): 12:38pm On Nov 07, 2021
pejuakinab:
What are the weirdest things you've ever hear your partner say when in a closed door romantic session.
For me:
1. One girl will keep shouting "destroy it, smash it... grin
2. Another one I met was begging me to "scratch it" I did not understand her at first but I later did hahaha
So what were you to scrub abi na scratch.. sad
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Omicron007: 12:41pm On Nov 07, 2021
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Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
[/s]


You should be a mentor to Lie Muhammed.
Porn has clearly destroyed your life.




Tueh.

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by pejuakinab: 12:42pm On Nov 07, 2021
Sanmel:
So what were you to scrub abi na scratch.. sad
How I wan take know when I don't have a Vgna.
U tell us where we can scratch that u will enjoy the most cool

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Mvena(f): 1:07pm On Nov 07, 2021
Scratch wetin? She be get craw craw ni

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Lamanii22(f): 1:14pm On Nov 07, 2021
Mvena:
Scratch wetin? She be get craw craw ni



Abi kurunaa. grin grin grin

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Kissiemu(m): 1:21pm On Nov 07, 2021
One Igbo girl kept shouting " Kimon!...kimon!!....kimon!!!" under me

One day I met a Yoruba girl that like shouting my name from beginning to the end.,. very irritating

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Kissiemu(m): 1:21pm On Nov 07, 2021
One Igbo girl kept shouting " Kimon!...kimon!!....kimon!!!" under me

One day I met a girl that like shouting my name from beginning to the end.,. very irritating

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Sanmel(f): 1:22pm On Nov 07, 2021
pejuakinab:

I wan take know when I don't have a Vgna.
U tell us where we can scratch that u will enjoy the most cool
But you said you later got it nar.. Abi
Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Figger(m): 1:23pm On Nov 07, 2021
One particular girl, her own is always "harder harder" wetin!! Shey u wan kill me?

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by Styluss: 1:27pm On Nov 07, 2021
pejuakinab:


The ones that surprises me most are the ones that will be shouting " Jeeez Jeez" or this hausa girl with funny ringtone like "waiyo Allah!"
lol.. A friend told me about a hausa neighbor nacking midnight... She's Yorba and all she had was waiyo Allah... Repeatedly... She had to listen carefully before she could deduced it was sex... I don't know the meaning of waiyo Allah... But I deduced it's heavenly lol

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by walyx(m): 1:39pm On Nov 07, 2021
Lolz, i wont forget this one.. as d thing enter my head wey load wan comot for bodyna him i tell d girl, i love u so much ur body is so sweet i wanna pour inside u , i even open mouth say if she get pregnant i dnt care.. lolz. na so she say yes pour it.
Omo after pouring na race to pharmacy o to get drugs. And serious prayer, when she tell me say she see her period that month, I say thank u Jesus.

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by ChiefSosa(m): 1:39pm On Nov 07, 2021
Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
If you're going to lie, at least change from the (f) in your moniker to (m).

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Re: Weirdest Things Partners Say When Making Love by EmperorTolson: 1:42pm On Nov 07, 2021
Miracood2:
As I was digging with my 8.9inches..

She was creaming my name, then she went into two orgasmic spells in succession..

She squirted about a litter of Virginal juice.. and kept screaming my name..
After 30 mins she passed out.

Typing...
U no well

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