And just like Joseph, I will flee this temptation. �� Ahn ahn...fear all some of the ladies in church ehn.....So it was time for thanksgiving offering, we all stood up to move on a single file to drop offering, dancing of course...this aunty jumped in front of me (yes I know her..but it is just on 'hi...hi' level)...well..we started moving to the front...dancing...then we had to wait...because of the long queue...then we started moving, all of a sudden, she made a backwards dance and bumped into me. ��...it was so sudden that her butt rammed into my groin...Omo I shock �...I wanted to say sorry but I no talk...We started moving forward...all of a sudden aunty did it again...I got confused �. Omo, which kain wahala be this?...it was obvious that she was doin it on purpose...i was wearing a tight pant (not boxer) and she made deliberate effort it ensure her butt hits me hard. By the time she did it third time, we were heading back to out sit...I jejeli stepped out of the church auditorium for fresh air. Alakoba.�

did you went there to mind other people's business? or you went there to serve God? because from your quote, i feel you're enjoying what she was doing. if not, you could have moved away and let her fall when she reverse back the third time

Foolish people enter Church today

Karashikas every where.

Op you for bring the girl make we flog her well

This is pathetic.

Imagine if this is other way round, The Op mistakenly tapping her booty while dancing..

Conji badt.

Shedrack777:
did you went there to mind other people's business? or you went there to serve God? because from your quote, i feel you're enjoying what she was doing. if not, you could have moved away and let her fall when she reverse back the third time

Lol... mind other people's business? Sir/ma, I shared MY experience. And when you say 'enjoying it' confuses me. But sha let me paint a clearer picture. It was a long queue...I was wedged between her and someone at my back. There was no way I could have avoided her with bumping into the person behind me which will likely cause a ripple effect. So calm down sir/ma. It's just one of those things. I just felt like sharing it.

chiommy123:
Op you for bring the girl make we flog her well

Lol...relax abeg

Oluf3mi:

Lol... mind other people's business? Sir/ma, I shared MY experience. And when you say 'enjoying it' confuses me. But sha let me paint a clearer picture. It was a long queue...I was wedged between her and someone at my back. There was no way I could have avoided her with bumping into the person behind me which will likely cause a ripple effect. So calm down sir/ma. It's just one of those things. I just felt like sharing it.

you don't have to move back to avoid her. you should have move to your side and let her crash. and, thanks for sharing!