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Imagine This by Gsmxpert(m): 7:20pm On Jun 06, 2011
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN THE CHURCH DURING PREACHING, AN USHER DROP A NOTE ON HIM, WHEN I OPENED HE SAW ON READ

PROVERB 6:4 HE OPENED HIS BIBLE AND IT WAS WRITTEN, "Give not sleep to thine eyes, nor slumber to thine eyelids. Until the above things are done; which denotes of what consequence and importance they are; and that persons in such circumstances should not be careless, dilatory, and unconcerned" HE QUIETLY TOOK A SHEET OF PAPER AND WROTE A NOTE AND DROPPED FOR THE USHER, THE USHER OPENED AND SAW READ 1 THESSALONIANS 4:11, THE USHER TOOK HIS BIBLE AND OPENED, IT WAS WRITTEN "Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you," grin
Re: Imagine This by lysaa(f): 7:34pm On Jun 06, 2011
Hmm. .What can we now say to these things.

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