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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by femi4: 5:15am On Nov 19, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.
It's your vjj that's too wide. Stop blaming every dick

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Qatar2022: 6:58am On Nov 19, 2021
Nyascobar1414:


Such a compassionate nigga.

Spit!
For your mind , you're jagaban abi . Ewu
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Nyascobar1414: 8:53am On Nov 19, 2021
Qatar2022:
For your mind , you're jagaban abi . Ewu
E-bashing All you need is a crested 'k'.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Haakeem(m): 9:28am On Nov 19, 2021
[quote author=ORLAHOLUWA post=107733021]That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too.
So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the
Abeg no kee me with laughter.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Skyfornia(m): 9:40am On Nov 19, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.

Hope you have repented?

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by SocialJustice: 5:58pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.
Lol.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Olayetan(m): 5:58pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.

undecided
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by ollybasa: 5:58pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.
lie lie lie
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Ilomuanya: 5:59pm On Nov 20, 2021
I was pushed by my classmates back then in secondary school and it was memorable.
When love was innocent.
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by ollybasa: 6:00pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.
lie lie lie
Nyascobar1414:


Such a compassionate nigga.

Spit!
lie
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Princeton92(m): 6:02pm On Nov 20, 2021
S.E.V.E.R.A.L.L.Y........ Yes cheesy grin
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Collins0609(m): 6:08pm On Nov 20, 2021
As a learner, I passed through this stage.
Me with my guys, I go rap toasting line.
Till they set me up with my guys sister... As d lady Boneface.. ...Everything evaporated from my brain.
I wan die
My guys laugh me ehhhh
But now... Dat kind thing no dey again

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Pelicanmedia: 6:09pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.
so you went for just the dick

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by deltateam: 6:10pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.

So it was all about dyk for you?

May you meet someone whose dyk will shift your womb.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Ewroghene1(m): 6:12pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.
Wahala no too much
I salute your courage of knowing what you want and desire.......babe of the year then

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Tonymegabush1(m): 6:13pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.


Aunty way sabi.. big gbola has been causing reaction left,right n center... We salute you

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by tillaman(m): 6:14pm On Nov 20, 2021
ORLAHOLUWA:
That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too.
So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the courage and go over to talk with her, with my friends watching from the hostel.
My brethren, as soon as I got to her, I just greeted her "Good afternoon" and walked on.

My friends didn't see me till evening when it was time for prep.

Mo Japa ni ooo
damn you made my day!!
It happened to my brother too, my elder brother set him up with a girl he was crushing on we don ginger bobo he was so full of confidence only for him to get to the babe’s side he said I want to invite you to our church
Life is not a nolly wood movie but they are getting married next year march

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by BigYash: 6:15pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately.
That's because he is not a porn-star like you ,who knows. undecided If you really loved him ,like you claimed, you for tell am how to handle the borehole na.. Not all guys are used to boreholes normally..

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by onlinestaff2020: 6:16pm On Nov 20, 2021
[quote author=MadamVanessa post=107729185]As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i give him all the green, dude seems not to notice it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance on bed so i called it a quit immediately. [/quote

Hi Vanessa,

I saw that you know what you want in a man and you have the bold spirit to go for it. That's great!

Nevertheless, I am interested in you.

I live and work in Abuja.

I have all the endowment you crave for.

I can satisfy you in bed with my long lasting 12 inches big cork.

No strings attached.

It just for the fun and orgasm.

Call or text me: 08""1##3:;4*1::9::8""7::9**5.


There's fun at the other side.

Regards!

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by DSC7: 6:17pm On Nov 20, 2021
ORLAHOLUWA:
That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too.
So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the courage and go over to talk with her, with my friends watching from the hostel.
My brethren, as soon as I got to her, I just greeted her "Good afternoon" and walked on.

My friends didn't see me till evening when it was time for prep.

Mo Japa ni ooo

So wetin dey pursue you?.... undecided
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Lordofalmajiri(f): 6:17pm On Nov 20, 2021
deltateam:


So it was all about dyk for you?

May you meet someone whose dyk will shift your womb.
Alabi Agent, do you have a small prick?? Why are you pained by the comment?? grin grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Ramirezkhay(m): 6:18pm On Nov 20, 2021
Baba waray "Mo Japa Nio" grin
ORLAHOLUWA:
That was how I had a crush on this beautiful girl in school back then, OASOS, OKE-BOLA, my friends and hostel mate knew I liked the girl, so whenever we come across the girl, they start to shout, whenever the girl was seen by my friends, they will shout my name, there was a day the girl also participated in a foot ball which required a penalty shootout, as soon as it was the girl's turn, my friends started to shout my name again and the girl became suspicious too.
So on this great day, during the heat of inter house sport, i participated in the 400m race and won, my friends watched the girl clapping for me then they used the opportunity to set us up, then they met with the girl and told her I would like to see her�, that she should wait under the tree opposite our hostel. My friends then came to inform me about the plan, and said the girl was waiting under the tree, they gave me a phone to get her contact, then I decided to summon the courage and go over to talk with her, with my friends watching from the hostel.
My brethren, as soon as I got to her, I just greeted her "Good afternoon" and walked on.

My friends didn't see me till evening when it was time for prep.

Mo Japa ni ooo

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by onlinestaff2020: 6:18pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.







Hi Vanessa,

I saw that you know what you want in a man and you have the bold spirit to go for it. That's great!

Nevertheless, I am interested in you.

I live and work in Abuja.

I have all the endowment you crave for.

I can satisfy you in bed with my long lasting 12 inches big cork.

No strings attached.

It just for the fun and orgasm.

Call or text me: 08""1##3:;4*1::9::8""7::9**5.


There's fun at the other side.

Regards!
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Olam09(m): 6:18pm On Nov 20, 2021
Very well..
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by goldfinger007: 6:19pm On Nov 20, 2021
Bam
Sonnobax15:
grin
Oh yeah....

I remember grin. My own case,I even tried to play cool by getting to her through the gospel....Me wey no dey g church,I just wor flow with the vibes Simply because my men dey push me cool.

Las las,those days don pass cha....These days,na with full voltage we take dey ginger dey reason with banny...If your mind no dey,tell.me ASAP so that make I move on with my life undecided. And no waste my time, because na me get the money to spend cool
Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by PointZerom: 6:21pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.

Mama de mama, you like it big kwuo?

Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by MoneyTrees(m): 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.

Well sometimes it's not that his dick was too short and small, it maybe that the diameter of the bore (pvssy) was Large beyond the recommended threshold

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by ThatFairGuy: 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2021
I'm one shy guy, I had same experience in secondary School

Infact she had to approach me herself and I still couldn't express myself embarassed
Just too shy till now

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by BalogunIdowu(m): 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2021
MadamVanessa:
As a lady, there was a guy i was madly in love with, i gave him all the green light, dude seems not to noticed it. So i decided to take the bold step of asking him out, ofcourse he immediately said yes to me.


After few days i was so disappointed, dude dick was too short and small.. i couldn't tolerate his boring performance in bed so i called it a quit immediately.

Everything that comes first in a relationship for youngsters now is sex, then sex and sex!

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Re: Have You Ever Been In This Situation? Share Your Experience by Nobody: 6:23pm On Nov 20, 2021
Shaiiiiiii, there is God o

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