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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Sermwell(m): 5:29pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
diplomat058:I was thinking the child was too young to understand the exceptions if any. But did I really mislead the child?? 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Adedamola6(m): 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Lol... To me I prefer to sleep on the floor at night always..my lil sister has a little bed she is just 4 yrs old.. One night I told her I like her bed o She replied" I like your floor o"...Lolll 37 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Abdul4trust1(m): 5:40pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My cousin told my little nice she have. Little nice replied, I don't have sense ooo |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Lightman300(m): 5:48pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My wife told the girl staying with us to go pick up a piece of shoe lace on the floor so that our 3yrs old kid wouldn't pick it up and start chewing. My kid responded "am I a dog to chew shoe lace?" I was literally dumbfounded. E shocked me no be small. 34 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by adebayour26: 5:52pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
emmeyen: Kids of nowadays don't censor their words at all. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by eyekaynoble: 5:55pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
... I just finished urinating when i heard a tiny voice behind me, " Dad, why did u shake your pee pee?" I was shocked and i said " Don't worry, u'll understand when u grow up" 17 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by dontrulee: 5:57pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Toeyean1507: That one of, the floor fall me down is so classic. You'll now be beating the floor to pacify the child. Na there vawulence start from. 11 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by 1313tee: 6:01pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
kay29000:Rather when you have nothing bothering you. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by JONSYN7154: 6:04pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Ekakamba:hahahahahah. Gindi? I can't stop laughing |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Edun00700: 6:12pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
When my uncle son 2+ tell nepa not to cut our light 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by 1F30M4(f): 6:13pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
nnol: Hahahahahahaha Oke Rat, m ga eke nwa ahu okpo na isi makachi kere mu na ya 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Nobody: 6:15pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
UyaiIncomparabl:U sef go fear pass am because u no know wether na queen of the coast dey speak through am 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 6:16pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Collegenews:Very few o.......it took me a while to understand sef.........I will send the regards. Thanks 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Collegenews: 6:17pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
SaveMeLord:Unnecessary joke bros, very expensive. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by kay29000(m): 6:17pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
beautyhd: Hahaha!!!! This one took me out 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by 1F30M4(f): 6:19pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Adedamola6: "I like your floor o" kaiiiii razor mouth 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Toeyean1507(f): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Mariangeles:Lol......the grannies know how to fix us........very well |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by lastchild: 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
A small boy once asked me " why did her sister has no pe#i$ |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by kay29000(m): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Diligent1: Lol |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by kay29000(m): 6:27pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My friend brought his little dog to our house while I was babysitting my little nephew... Nephew, "What's your dog's name?" My friend, "His name is Teddy." Nephew, "Okay. Is his surname bear?" 28 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by 1F30M4(f): 6:30pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
dontrulee: Gbammmm! Beating the floor, the wall, the table orrr the chair even bed in a bid to pacify the little child, not Mimi oo that can cry for Africa and me I cannur comman kee myself by myself. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by CALCULUS16: 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Me: john! What is the motto of your school John: School bus 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Dada4me: 6:31pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
My friend's daughter wanted to follow me home but I told her she would need to go to school the following day which is Friday. Instead of saying I should come the day after tomorrow or next tomorrow, she said 'please come tomorrow of tomorrow'. 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by 1F30M4(f): 6:35pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Edun00700: I like the boy already Small Oga to NEPA official: "Ah wee goan call soja for you oo, see I yaff soja number, mummy shebi ees true" Me: Yes ke 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by kay29000(m): 6:48pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Blessings27: LMAO |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by kay29000(m): 6:55pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
mrclassic01: Hahaha! How old was she? 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Mariangeles(f): 7:09pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Adedamola6: HeheheheheheheKikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiki |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Edun00700: 7:17pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
That year the nepa come down from ladder straight 1F30M4: 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Cornerstone2018: 7:17pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
Crying... "It's not me that wiwi on the bed, it's my toitoi that wiwi. 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Greenkim(f): 7:29pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I was teaching a little kid about skin infections like eczema and then she asked me if satan could have eczema....I didn't even know what to say or laugh. 9 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard From A Child? by Jerrite(m): 7:32pm On Nov 25, 2021 |
I was a guest at a family's place. After I had stayed a few days and interacted with the kids, the youngest boy about 5 came to my room and why like "uncle, I think you're the calmest person on planet earth". Me I was just surprised and asked why he thought that. His response was that I have a very quiet voice and I turn my body on the bed like someone that has money (I was lying on the bed then)... I just couldn't say anything, I was like ...ooookaaay... Thanks bud 11 Likes |
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