Gf

Which work you dey do??

This girl in my dept is one very beautiful bitch. I shoot my shot and she neither say yes or no. One day, she invited me to her house. Told me she liked me but I'm not bouyant enough to cater for her needs. In the end, she insisted I sleep over. I was okay with the decision thinking the night was going to be a beautiful adventurous one but unfortunately, this girl left the room around midnight and went to sleep in her neighbor's room. That neighbor is now my wife and we have two beautiful kids together while slay mama is still very much single at 33. That thing pain me that night

malikombi:
This girl in my dept is one very beautiful bitch. I shoot my shot and she neither say yes or no. One day, she invited me to her house. Told me she liked me but I'm not bouyant enough to cater for her needs. In the end, she insisted I sleep over. I was okay with the decision thinking the night was going to be a beautiful adventurous one but unfortunately, this girl left the room around midnight and went to sleep in her neighbor's room. That neighbor is now my wife and we have two beautiful kids together while slay mama is still very much single at 33. That thing pain me that night

bollocks

Faber:


If you don't degrade women, them go degrade you and wound you well well

Typical African man.

Well I can sleep anywhere, girl oo. Boy oo. Offlight. I have slept off. I have slept in a lot of my female friend house. The only issue I had with one was that she kept on farting while asleep.

Fremantle:
I don't have a problem with girls sleeping over at my place, it's no big deal, but the idea of me passing a night at a girl's place is what I find hard to do, and if I eventually pass the night, I can't seem to sleep, that brings me to my third experience;

This happened with my current GF, when we first met, she was into me already so I didn't stress my self to woo her, as we just spoke for a day and everything played out, I was to travel back home the next day cus I Lodged at a friend's place for the few days I was there for personal issues, and since we were into each other she suggested I spend the night at her place since I would be traveling the next day.

As usual I declined, she insisted I sleep over, or was I afraid, that she won't bite, I told her that wasn't the case as I hardly spend the night in a girl's room. She further insisted i start with hers'. Knowing fully well I had a thing for the girl, I decided to break protocol. But first I had to inform my guy I won't b staying at his place for the night, I'll come over in the morning, as it was same compound.

Went over to her place, got to talk about ourselves (getting to know each other) till past 11pm, she was a fast sleeper and during the conversation she doses off, brothers and sisters from 11pm till 6am I couldn't sleep, not cus I didn't want to sleep but on the fact that I looked for sleep and I didn't get any.

Most times at night I would often find myself counting her ceiling, watch her sleep as she changed posture and sleeping positions from time to time, or how I will try to adjust to get a better breathing room cus we ended up cuddling, or even how I would try occasionally to tap her faintly to adjust so she can breathe well cus she had cattarh that period.

I just couldn't find sleep. Wen it was 6am, I woke her up, told her I'm going, let me go get myself ready for my journey, I will come to say goodbye. To cut long story short, I slept through out the journey that the stop I was suppose to make I missed it, ended up costing me extra tp.

So I want to ask, does anyone have similar mentality as mine, experienced such before or I'm just being weird. Share yours.

Maybe because you never leave you family house fine Lagos you go sleep ghetto

luizpippo:
Chai.

Looks like i don loose guard.

Slept in D's house in Bwari multiple times, knacking her all night always.

Slept in my ex house when i went visiting in Ibadan, tho she tends to board her couchie, still knacked her mostly.

Slept at B's house at Lugbe thrice, knacked her raw in January last year, only to find out she is actively a hook up specialist

Slept at B's house twice in Gwarimpa, knacked her all through.

Slept at M's house multiple times, with enough knacking at each sleep over until she went to the village to bring her two kids, i shock

Auditor General of the Federation, l love the way you dey audit the account of girls you don vandalize for their home ground......more power to your koboko

Faber:
I dey pass night for bitches dem crib, especially the ones I have bleeped many times and known for very long.

I have passed night in a house shared by 4 different girls...I find one go sometime before lockdown last year, she took me around the town, and slept with her in the same apartment shared by her other flatmates. It was a 2 bedroom apartment. As I was bleeping her that night, she was moaning from 9:00pm till midnight. I was stylishly advertising my bleeping skills

In the morning they were teasing me, that I no gree make them sleep the previous night.

Las las I bleeped 2 out of the other 3. That girl I find go is now married and we are still flirting. But am not gonna bleep her again, na pesin wife, wetin dey her toto I never see
I am still bleeping one of those her other friends till now.


No big deal for me to pass night in a bitch's crib. Just know the type of bitches you roll with, that's all

Wehdon sir


How many balon D'or you don collect

Faber:
I dey pass night for bitches dem crib, especially the ones I have bleeped many times and known for very long.

I have passed night in a house shared by 4 different girls...I find one go sometime before lockdown last year, she took me around the town, and slept with her in the same apartment shared by her other flatmates. It was a 2 bedroom apartment. As I was bleeping her that night, she was moaning from 9:00pm till midnight. I was stylishly advertising my bleeping skills

In the morning they were teasing me, that I no gree make them sleep the previous night.

Las las I bleeped 2 out of the other 3. That girl I find go is now married and we are still flirting. But am not gonna bleep her again, na pesin wife, wetin dey her toto I never see
I am still bleeping one of those her other friends till now.


No big deal for me to pass night in a bitch's crib. Just know the type of bitches you roll with, that's all

Why you Dey lie baba mi

arthurwillia:


Why you Dey lie baba mi

I no dey lie. God is my witness, it happened life. No be folk tale

Caleb91:

Wehdon sir


How many balon D'or you don collect

The phone I use dey chat u now, na one lady buy am give me as my birthday gift last month. she spent almost #100k for the phone, so na one of the Ballon D'or I don collect for my bleeping skills

Faber:


I no dey lie. God is my witness, it happened life. No be folk tale

Eh en! So you lash the two babes for that same house abi where?

Not only u ooo. Am currently sleeping in one of my friends place due accomodations issues. Cnt wait to leave ooo. Dnt sleep at night at all. Nd worst part is dat she won't allow me to bleep her at all.

arthurwillia:


Eh en! So you lash the two babes for that same house abi where?

I lash the other two simultaneously for different locations and secretly, they no even know.

Faber:


I lash the other two simultaneously for different locations and secretly, they no even know.

Simultaneously? Mean say you lash them at the same day ke? You be bad man ooo

slickycee:
Thought I was the only one with this phobia.

Have never slept over in any of my opposite friends place.

Even the ones that would cook sweet food for me, on Gen and buy drinks.

I go still waka leave you .

No matter the time or situation, I'll just have to leave .
I suspect it's because I love my space and peace of mind.

I feel so uncomfortable being in someone's private space , talkless of the opposite sex.

It's really hard for me

...this is soooo me

Me wey don go sleep female house wey I meet on Facebook

Although I no stay over the first time.

Subsequently I dey stay but I no dey enjoy the sleep

arthurwillia:


Simultaneously? Mean say you lash them at the same day ke? You be bad man ooo

Abeg no be the same day...if it is what simultaneously mean. I no go school sha

I have a female friend in my house right!

Na small pikin dey worry you

Faber:


Abeg no be the same day...if it is what simultaneously mean. I no go school sha

Nice one you try sha
Oya connect me with that one wey don marry, I Dey lash person wife, I no send

Fremantle:

Exactly, you get. Even if my place is a distance, although if my place is far, I'd have planned to leave early. Some might think u're being a good boy/afraid they'll bite (literally). Like u said private space is of utmost importance.

It's not just girls' places. I don't feel comfy sleeping anywhere that's not my personal room/bed. Even in situations where I had to Lodge in hotels I found it hard to sleep.

GreaterFuture:
Which work you dey do??

Why do you ask?

Fremantle:

Why do you ask?

Just answer it
W get why...

GreaterFuture:

Just answer it
W get why...

I work as a sec. in a small law firm.
So what are u hoping to derive at?

Fremantle:

I work as a sec. in a small law firm.
So what are u hoping to derive at?

I see, you have the resources and time, as well as mental and psychological Luxury to do all of these, and even type it out here

You know leaving a Person's house by 2Am and all too...

GreaterFuture:

I see, you have the resources and time, as well as mental and psychological Luxury to do all of these, and even type it out here

You know leaving a Person's house by 2Am and all too...

Most of the encounters happened a long time ago. If u read through one of the stories, u'll see where I made mention of "School days"

Anyway I see what u're trying to drive at.

DrFunmisticGlow:
there's one thing to note here..

None of those girls forced you as soon as you said you weren't comfortable, they allowed you to travel home.

But if the script is flipped. You were a girl in the house of the opposite sex, 9 out of 10 of them will attempt to touch you, rub your thigh, press breast, some will rape you. No self control for the male gender.

this one here is a classic example.

Just to point out that this is a naive comparison. Ladies usually express their desire for sex to guys in subtle ways rather than directly like guys would.

Did you not see how he narrated that the first girl was disappointed in him for not banging her when he slept over even after giving him green light? Did she do anything wrong by wanting to sleep with him? Of course No. Making moves to have sex with the opposite gender is never a crime. The actual crime is proceeding with the sex or romance when one party does not consent to it which is rape or assault.

Pls stop demonising the regular preamble for sexual activities.

na only one girl house i dey fit sleep.

even her mama don accept me to dey sleep there

ThierryJay:


Just to point out that this is a naive comparison. Ladies usually express their desire for sex to guys in subtle ways rather than directly like guys would.

Did you not see how he narrated that the first girl was disappointed in him for not banging her when he slept over even after giving him green light? Did she do anything wrong by wanting to sleep with him? Of course No. Making moves to have sex with the opposite gender is never a crime. The actual crime is proceeding with the sex or romance when one party does not consent to it which is rape or assault.

Pls stop demonising the regular preamble for sexual activities.

In subtle ways?! WTF?!

Not every girl gives those 'subtle ways' you guys are looking for. How many of you(men boys) ask a lady if she wants it?
To protect yourself from 'Had I known' always get at least verbal confirmation. Green light is never the same as consent.



What you and I are talking about is two different things. She gave green light, he wasn't interested, she let him go. Nothing spoil.

Some ladies will give red light, but the guy will keep coercing her till they get what they want(no consent here). There's a difference.