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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by joinnow: 12:42pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I am still wondering why Solomon is said to be very wise.

If someone can tell me, I will gladly appreciate
First go and read proverbs it contains 3000 wisdoms to implement in life to be prudent and weatlhy if you are a Christian. If you don't believe in Bible go and read the lost book of Solomon, lesser Solomon greater Solomon.magical book of Solomon. Key.. of Solomon. Let me give you some glimpse of some judgements. Judgement of the man with two head, judgement of the gold in honey.,judgement of the man with walking stick etc
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by kjhova(m): 12:42pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
He was a prince and made a king by inheritance and had everything at his disposal. What extra intelligence did he use to acquire those things you talked about?

His father, David, wasn’t born a prince and had many successes attached to him, that is wisdom and power.
Tell me about Solomon’s wisdom

@shilenji, @Amotolongbo is quite right.
There has to be a clear demonstration of Solomon's said wisdom and wealth or else it's only a myth. Generally, till date, there remains the argument in the archeological field about the genuineness of the existence of historical Solomon or even David! So your claims that archeology has confirmed Solomon's wealth is false.

A powerful ruler or warrior having a multitude of females isn't exactly out of place in ancient times so this is hardly proof of Solomon's wisdom. Even then, the suggestion that his harem had 1,000 females is ludicrous and lacks any proof outside the Bible.

With no further evidence for Solomon's claimed wisdom, wealth, temple, army, stable, etc. outside the Bible, it's safer to assume that such claims, at best, may not be true. Or at worst are downright lies!
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by cigie(m): 12:43pm On Dec 05, 2021
It's got to be Apostle Paul
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by egoldman(m): 12:49pm On Dec 05, 2021
myfantasies:
Judas Iscariot grin

I want to know how he pulled the biggest scam of all time ��

Which scam, Jesus already told the 12th apostle that one of them will betray him. Judas was used to accomplish what had been ordained to happen.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Emk5556: 12:49pm On Dec 05, 2021
John the baptist.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by MufasaLion: 12:52pm On Dec 05, 2021
ElasticStone:
Esther…heard she has nice boobies grin

Amanda4life:
I WILL HANG OUT WITH DELILAHS

AND YAHOO BOY named " JUDAS

I WILL CLUB WITH YAHOO GBOY JUDAS

because I need format.
DECEMBER DON COME. I NEED MONEY

Lexusgs430:
Mary, I would love to get her really pregnant....... grin

Funny comments!!!
grin grin grin

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Nezan(m): 12:56pm On Dec 05, 2021
David
A man who was human, showed his many weaknesses but ended up as a man after God's heart.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Tenshades(m): 12:59pm On Dec 05, 2021
federal9:
It will definitely be Enoch

He is the 7th descendant of Adam.

God took him away.

I want to know how he became so perfect.

One bottle of Holy Spirit for you.

Just manage 40cl.

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Tenshades(m): 1:00pm On Dec 05, 2021
femi4:
Enoch....not much was written about how God took him away

Hidden secret...

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by OloyeVIII: 1:00pm On Dec 05, 2021
Ahab......That niggi stashed a whole lotta stuffs.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by BigBashiru: 1:04pm On Dec 05, 2021
MrMacinterchi1:

Actually, Joseph avoided fornication because he's not married. It's adultery on the part of Potiphar's wife because she's married.
It's two different things..

Had it been that Joseph was married at the time of the temptation, then, it will be correct to say that he avoided adultery; but, since he's not married then , fornication was what he ran away from.

Hence,
Single engages fornication while married engages in adultery. na so e be.

other things u say no concern me Sha.
grin

you don't have to be married just to be with a partner as long as your hearts are sincere to each other and ur hurting no one.

portiphers wife would have done adultery with Joseph as she was married.

there's nothing like "fornicate" it's a scary word designed to prevent people from being human beings....
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by zaradina(m): 1:07pm On Dec 05, 2021
David!

God’s love for that man was extraordinary.

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by AfonjaConehead: 1:08pm On Dec 05, 2021
King David anytime... What a lover, friend of God and damm,what a warrior.

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by PennywysCares(m): 1:10pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I am still wondering why Solomon is said to be very wise.

If someone can tell me, I will gladly appreciate
bro solo banged over one thousand pussies of which seven hundred was said to be his wedded wives and three hundred side chics and all these pussies was under his roof in peace and no where in the Bible recorded any form of altercations between them. That was wisdom on the side of bro solo,now a days just one wife and a side chic dem d pour each other acids, police d cash out for their heads,

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Snakedoctor1: 1:11pm On Dec 05, 2021
shilenji:
Which Bible character would you pick for a hangout? And why??

This one is tough o

I would pick King Solomon sha, I have few questions for him and a lot to ask him, probably how he he managed the Industry so well grin grin

First using the word character to describe the people of the biblical days is heretic. Please know that Christianity is not like other religions. Use "persons", "apostles", "prophets" where appropriate and not characters.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by kjhova(m): 1:11pm On Dec 05, 2021
shilenji:
Which Bible character would you pick for a hangout? And why??

This one is tough o

I would pick King Solomon sha, I have few questions for him and a lot to ask him, probably how he he managed the Industry so well grin grin

I would want to meet with Abraham. You know him, the so-called Father Abraham, the father of many nations, God's best friend etc etc?!

I'd like to sit at his tent and hear him defend the enslavement of the poor Egyptian child, Hagar. How he constantly sexually abuse the poor child while his wife, Sarah who "own" the unfortunate African kid physically abused the child with several occasions of corporal punishment and starvation.

I'd like to know how he felt when he accepted his wife's demand to maroon the poor kid, who now had a baby boy from the several rape sessions, in the middle of the desert with little provisions for their well being.

After whatever rambling he manages to utter, I'd read him his Miranda rights and have him and his wife, Sarah, immediately arrested for several counts of illegal incarceration, kidnap, child abuse, sexual abuse, battery, rape, attempted murder etc. They will both be handcuffed and taken straight to face Federal courts and upon being found guilty, both of them will be extradited to Egypt to face another count of Kidnap of a minor and illegal trafficking in human beings!

Either Abraham is looking at multiple death sentences or if lucky, the government of his original country steps in to save him and he's deported to Iraq where he originated from!

My job as a time travelling vigilante bounty Hunter is then done and I immediately zoom forward to the year 3648 to catch the latest Intergalactic Olympics on MindViewer!

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by prosper87: 1:14pm On Dec 05, 2021
RepoMan007:
Apostle Paul among many.
Same with me.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Hotspotbro(m): 1:16pm On Dec 05, 2021
Pontius Pilate
damn nihgar
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by MoneyTrees(m): 1:18pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
He was a prince and made a king by inheritance and had everything at his disposal. What extra intelligence did he use to acquire those things you talked about?

His father, David, wasn’t born a prince and had many successes attached to him, that is wisdom and power.
Tell me about Solomon’s wisdom

His wisdom is all contained in the book of Songs of Solomon
The king Solomon niggar was a real niggar
Reminds me of Lil Wayne singing pvssy money weed
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by prosper87: 1:19pm On Dec 05, 2021
shilenji:
Which Bible character would you pick for a hangout? And why??

This one is tough o

I would pick King Solomon sha, I have few questions for him and a lot to ask him, probably how he he managed the Industry so well grin grin

someone else might think you're comparing the Bible with a story book or novel when you mentioned ''Bible Characters''.
sad
shilenji:
Which Bible character would you pick for a hangout? And why??

This one is tough o

I would pick King Solomon sha, I have few questions for him and a lot to ask him, probably how he he managed the Industry so well grin grin

someone else might think you're comparing the Bible with a story book or novel when you mentioned ''Bible Characters''.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Munzy14(m): 1:24pm On Dec 05, 2021
shilenji:
Which Bible character would you pick for a hangout? And why??

This one is tough o

I would pick King Solomon sha, I have few questions for him and a lot to ask him, probably how he he managed the Industry so well grin grin
And his viagra supplier abii grin
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by igbsam(m): 1:24pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
What wisdom has a king marrying and keeping over 1000 relationships when they have every power to do so in their domain?
Is it a rocket science to do so?
Alaafin has many wives and concubines, and closing up on 90. Has that made him the wisest in Nigeria?

What is King Solomon’s net worth?
Cos the Bible has blown him beyond proportion?
This is why many stories in the bible sound fictional

You need to dig deeper to understand who king Solomon is

That dude knows the name of every demons and angels. Aside his wealth, his reign was peaceful looking at it that before his time, there was always war. That nigga didn't even lift a sword. That's wisdom there. Kings and queens all over the world wants to associate with him. He's a real nigga. According to slawormir
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by MrMacinterchi1: 1:25pm On Dec 05, 2021
BigBashiru:


you don't have to be married just to be with a partner as long as your hearts are sincere to each other and ur hurting no one.

portiphers wife would have done adultery with Joseph as she was married.

there's nothing like "fornicate" it's a scary word designed to prevent people from being human beings....

you can say you don't subscribe to the concept of fornication but
this is simple semantic. you can't change the meaning so, I suggest
Understand semantic and run away from ignorance(if u are still). My comment referred to you definitions of fornication and adultery Only. other things you were arguing doesn't concern me you see.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Dpundict: 1:28pm On Dec 05, 2021
Elijah or Elisha. Those miracles are still surprising me whenever I read them.

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Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by rachytenny2(f): 1:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
Rachel. Cause she's my namesake.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by SeriouslySense(m): 1:30pm On Dec 05, 2021
No, i won't, humans can adapt, just like how we can listen to parrots talking like humans, we will quickly adapt to a talking donkey

JerryBizz:

Lol..nice one!
Sure you won't faint due to fear? Hehe...
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by ISelectMySins: 1:32pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
Joseph

Cos he didn’t fornicate

What would you like to ask him specifically?
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Paulpaulpaul(m): 1:37pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
He was a prince and made a king by inheritance and had everything at his disposal. What extra intelligence did he use to acquire those things you talked about?

His father, David, wasn’t born a prince and had many successes attached to him, that is wisdom and power.
Tell me about Solomon’s wisdom

All these happened in the time of war and internal enmity but he united the world by cunningly marrying princesses most of whom he didn't touch.

He built majestic buildings and pushed the artist of his time beyond limit to create artistic and creative piece.

He also had a good sense of judgement.
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Vicoymi: 1:38pm On Dec 05, 2021
Omniman:
I will pick Jesus... grin

Because We have matters to settle
feel free to share with me please
Re: Which Bible Character Would You Pick For A Hangout And Why? by Munzy14(m): 1:42pm On Dec 05, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I am still wondering why Solomon is said to be very wise.

If someone can tell me, I will gladly appreciate
One wife is a problem, not to talk of 700 + concubines added to them...Solo na Baba abeg.. cheesy

His wisdom was probably a gift and well documented in the book of proverbs etc.

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