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|Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by Everbright(f): 7:05pm On Jul 27, 2007|
> School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
> Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so
> that you can die Rich.
> Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
> Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
> degree and a woman gains her masters.
> Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
> Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated
> by feminine waterpower.
> Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the
> Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
> minds of either"
> Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
> Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
> believes he got the biggest piece.
> Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
> Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and
> everybody disagrees later on.
> Father: A banker provided by nature.
> Criminal: A guy no different from the rest, except that he got
> Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
> Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
> Confidence after.
> Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by
> Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
> Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
> Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
> Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
> Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
> actually do.
> Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
> decide that nothing can be done together.
> Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
> Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
> Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken
> of when dead
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by osereka(m): 7:08pm On Jul 27, 2007|
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by rasulua(m): 11:30pm On Jul 27, 2007|
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by Tmoni(m): 12:29am On Jul 28, 2007|
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by djcrooky(m): 12:46am On Jul 28, 2007|
ol boy wat a waste of good time but that was preety intelligent if all that came from ur head but smart if u got it from somewhere
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by sammy6(m): 4:06am On Jul 28, 2007|
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by oge4real(f): 10:37pm On Jul 31, 2007|
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by clemcykul(f): 4:06pm On Aug 02, 2007|
hmmm ogechi this is indeed fine! i know u somwhere but precisely where i cant recall but dis guys post are reallly realistic and humourous.
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by chivaley(f): 2:56pm On Aug 17, 2007|
just by the way, osereka are you a student of christian science?
|Re: Check Out The Real Meaning Of These: by Lolabbey: 11:06am On Mar 05, 2009|
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