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What is the most Unintelligent Lie a Partner has ever told your in a relationship?

This is mine:
"I saw her coming out of a hotel with a man, when I asked her, she said that her Uncle was having a conference in the hotel so she went to help him clean the Conference Room."

Share yours with us as we laugh and learn from your story.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Told me she was pregnant with our saviour but she didn't cheat.

When did she become Virgin Mary?

Yinkakolawole:
That, her ex always call her & there is nothing between them again. I believe the blantant lie till the day i caught her red handed tell him the hotel where to meet up to give him puuuuuna to eat. Women can lie for the whole africa.

..... Modified.....

Maybe she went there to break up with him physically.

Odewaleadesoye:

Maybe she want there to break up with him physically

WibusJaga:


Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...

Lordedifice1:
She told me that she hadn't seen her cousin for 10years she wants to her who was a he in Anambra State
Later found out that she was at her original boyfriend house
That lie broke my heart and that day was 1 January 2019 i welcomed the year with heart break
Juliet na so you go dy meet heart breakers everyday.

Sorry man.

icebird25:
That if I leave her that she would die ..
So I decided to leave her to see whether she's going to die... Cynthia is getting married next year January...women are scum

Odewaleadesoye:

Maybe she want there to break up with him physically

Juliusmomoh:


Baba green

Odewaleadesoye:
Boss... I hail ooo.

Juliusmomoh:


Green means agriculture. Are you a farmer

Odewaleadesoye:

I am an advocate for tree planting.

Odewaleadesoye:

It is beyond repair Sir.