Tell us the funniest nickname you gave a teacher back in secondary school.
And how did the name came about?

Mine, our PHE teacher was always calling his cane tumpapia, funny thing, this tumpapia is a name of a medicine, he left us with no choice than to start calling him by that.
Share yours.

We named our English teacher Ugo C. UGO.

We named our C.R.K teacher Nebucadnezzer simply because he has all the qualities of the man and always talked about him.

"lady koi-koi shoe".... because of her funny looking high-heel shoes

We called one of our teachers Mr Tiger because of his tribal marks..

Never knew his real name till I left school

I remember Pytha... For Pythagoras

Maths teacher: Mr timberland
English language teacher:One eyed Sunday
IRK:Mr Osama(cz of his beards)

Mr Segun PHE teacher was named sub zero..
The man skin can be cold like winter

Our metal works teacher in school was named bla bla bla. Lol, he always told us we used to talk bla bla bla.

We called d principal.. "belleti cos of d big belle

Chaiii
Our Yoruba teacher we named her "ojona ko ku" meaning "burnt but not dead' anytime I remember this i always bef for forgiveness

Vice Principal Baba Blue, the man is more than black

My Intro tech teacher. I personally gave him "undertaker". Mehn that man's hate for me was out of this world. When flogging me he always did it as if I was responsible for his divorce.

chatinent:
We named our English teacher Ugo C. UGO.

lol... That's an author

Mr fagbolagun..
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We call him Fagbo cause of his gramars

Lol

Gave my secondary School teacher

Shokolokogbangoshe

I know the name is common but spread like wild fire that even fresh kids knew him by the name

Principal= Chimney (smokes slot)
Physics teacher=acceleration
Mathematics teacher=Subtutu(derived from simultaneous equation, substitution method)
Music teacher: Doremi
Business studies teacher: Nwa baby
Fine art teacher (corp member)= Capone

Gave our economics teacher the nickname"benayoun " mama can scratch anywhere while teaching

chatinent:
We named our English teacher Ugo C. UGO.

Ugo C. Ugo...... Nostalgia!

Tokskob2008:

Ugo C. Ugo...... Nostalgia!

I feel you, bro.

Math Teacher..
Quadrilateral

Our housemasters name was Gali Boy, he could use the word galivant 3 times per sentence.

Business studies teacher: iron lady.
the wo-man na terrorist she terrorize us from js1 to ss3

school gatemen: Eshe ebuzu (head of cricket) and pi-lay (okada)

father forgive me oh

Hold the floor



Because anytime he wants to flog you, he will be saying "Hold the floor"

Bandits

This nigga will beat the shiit out of ur life...
Whenever you caught up in a mess...

Some teacher will call him "Mr bandits, you food is ready"... Dis nigga with deadly smile on his face wil drag out bunches of cane...

He will beat you and ur shadow will leave you...

We named one of our teachers "potatoe" because he can't pronounce protractor correctly.

Terminator.

Even the toughest of Seniors couldn’t dust his strokes. He had an Arsenal of kane sorry Cain lol

AGAMA

We name our government teacher, "kill and bury" because he always say that he will u and bury u. .

Na so we give one of our teacher 'adai wizzy' his love for wizkid music no be here,e go even they listen to the music con they lash u join....secondary school life was fuun... As for our principal na 'white ram' we give am....watin go make am wear another colour wey no be white i no no,even most of his car na white.
And before i forget,mr red cable hope u are doing well, all ur boiz that time are now grown up...