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Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Ilekokonit: 8:45pm On Dec 25, 2021
Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí

by Rèmí Oyèyemí Dec 25, 2021

Our Kings in Yorùbá land were and still are not made for hypocritical, sanctimonious, pharasiacal and duplicitous Caucasoid philosophy of "one man, one woman." Any woman who comes into any palace in Yorùbá land expecting to marinate in this dubious European marital concept, is unfit, ill-equipped, out of place and unsuitable.

One of the stories about the creation of the Earth (and there are many of them), is found in the Bible. The actor and actress are Adam and Eve. How Eve tempted Adam to destroy his life and made him to lose the Garden of Eden is all known to all those familiar with the Biblical story. Going through the Bible, one would encounter Delilah. Further explorations would put one in contact with Jezebel.

Jezebel was a Phoenician princess in the 9th century. In 922 BC to be specific, she married Ahab, the prince of Israel. Eventually, they ruled as king and queen. Jezebel continued to worship the nature god Baal. Her citizens and the Yahweh prophet Elijah despised such actions. Preparing herself to be murdered by General Jehu, she applied makeup and dressed in finery before she was thrown over her balcony and eaten by dogs.

This Ooni Eniitan Ogunwusi Ojaja II has a lot of challenges. One is always critical of him. But on this issue, one would like to carry the water for him. Most women of nowadays are Jezebels. They are as arrogant as they are condescending. They want to turn their husbands to robots to be remotely controlled. They are full of themselves. Their tantrums are very toddleric but schematic and diagramatic.

Remi Oyeyemi

They are howlingly hollow in their thoughts which are simultaneously, richly imbued with weird depths of cunningness and deceit. They are dangerously diabolical and infernal. Husbands of such genre of women who remained alive in spite of them, are very lucky indeed. Usually they are beautiful on the outside. But on the inside, they are darker than the devil itself. They have misty, murky and muddy minds. In the words of that evergreen and greatest Yorùbá novelist, D. O. Fagunwa, they are the "Kámi-kàmì-kámi" category. Dazzling but deadly. Physiologically splendid but perilous.

Left unfettered, they have destroyed kingdoms. They have kneecapped Nations. They have destroyed beautiful homes. They have dissipated fortunes. In some cases, like the Shakespearean Lady Macbeth and Cleopatra, they have destroyed great men. Bewitching with their beauty, they are billows of bleakness and whirlwinds of anguish. They don't feel. They are cold-blooded. Mean. Mercilessly rapacious. Their àtubòtán is usually grievous and calamitous, not only for themselves, but for the men who had been victimized by them. Only few men had gone through them with limited scars.

They are greedy. Self-centered. Egotistic and egoistic. They have no values except to cater to their putrid gratifications. They are insatiable in all ramifications. They have no scintilla of gratitude and appreciation in their bones. Their narcissism is consummate and of maximalist genre. They burn like luciferous inferno when they are thwarted and their desired gratifications are granulated. It doesn't make any difference even when they have their ways. It is their nature, like that of a poisonous serpent that could never repent.

More often, these kind of women are intractable. They see themselves beyond any control and have no iota of ability for patience and sacrifice. Being free to do what they like, some of which are disgusting and opprobrious, is what their ilk desire. They gallivant around arrogantly, vaunting their beelzebubic beauty, using that to trap, trounce and trip the unwary good men seeking true love and affection.

To be candid, Ooni Ogunwusi has not managed the situation well either. Why is he making the Oloris public? They are not to be seeing or heard. They are to remain permanently behind the scenes, behind the curtains, shielded, shrouded and cocooned from "public eyes." He set himself up for this kind of embarrassment by giving them the clout they do not have and obviously, do not deserve. Does he consider himself a Governor with a First Lady?

He has allowed himself to be used by these unscrupulous Jezebels who came to cultivate an image of royalty when in fact they are dregs, only to embarrass him after getting what they want. This is why some of us are shouting ourselves hoarse that he does not know how to be King. Oonirisa, not just an ordinary king, would be divorced by a woman? What a travesty! An abomination!

However, the fact that Oonirisa has had divorces does not mean he still could not be a great King. He still has the chance to make corrective steps. One has heard some foolish and uninformed comments that this shows that he was not capable. He would not be the first royalty to have marital problems. We have had Presidents, Kings and Queens who had marital issues.

For example, Nelson Mandela married three times. From George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Andrew Jackson, William Henry Harrison (who served 32 days only as President of the United States), John Tyler, James Garfield, Grover Cleveland to Warren Harding, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Dwight Einsenhower, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton and George Bush, all had marital troubles. John Tyler and Woodrow Wilson both lost their wives during their presidency, and remarried during their term.

Also there were a lot of good monarchs who had no marital bliss. Queen Victoria of England's marriage to Prince Albert was described as "misery." King Henry VIII also of England, had six wives - Catherine Part, Catherine Howard, Anne of Cleves, Jane Seymour, Anne Boleyn and Catherine of Aragon . The Russian longest ruling Czarina (female Czar), Catherine the Great had a troubled marriage with Peter III, himself a great grandson of Peter the Great.

While some men may have their challenges too in marital situations, some women are better not encountered. Whatever the situation, the women who have been coming and going through the Ile-Ife Palace since the ascension of Oòni Ogunwusi are untutored, not properly primed, had no understanding of the role of traditional Oloris. They came with the misguided, heretic, blasphemous, sectarian and revisionist idea of "one man one wife" which is antithetical to our Yorùbá traditions.

Our Kings in Yorùbá land were and still are not made for hypocritical, sanctimonious, pharasiacal and duplicitous Caucasoid philosophy of "one man, one woman." Any woman who comes into any palace in Yorùbá land expecting to marinate in this dubious European marital concept, is unfit, ill-equipped, out of place and unsuitable.

Please, on this, Give Ooni Ogunwusi a break.

© Rèmí Oyèyemí
Dec. 25, 2021

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Nobody: 9:11pm On Dec 25, 2021
Poverty stricken men advocating for their right to practice polygamy... grin

Las Las, na to beg the government to pay the hospital bills of your many unfortunate bastards... cry

As for the eve story... She was manipulated by the devil who uses the pronouns 'he, his and him'... Plus, Adam was a fool... undecided

Samson was a fool also... Again, men used Delilah to get to him... undecided

Most women are Jezebels... Yada yada...

You see the yahoo boys and ritualists... How about you create a thread for them... undecided

Couldn't read half the sh** you wrote... All I could get, you blaming women for men's misfortune...

Typical victim-hood mentality of an average black man.

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Amotolongbo(f): 9:16pm On Dec 25, 2021
I think Ooni Ogunwusi’s problem is his monogamous nature. If he had married many women at a time, it wouldn’t really be a news if a woman left him

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Nobody: 9:17pm On Dec 25, 2021
Datboredberry:
Poverty stricken men advocating for their right to practice polygamy... grin

Las Las, na to beg the government to pay the hospital bills of your many unfortunate bastards... cry

As for the eve story... She was manipulated by the devil who uses the pronouns 'he, his and him'... Plus, Adam was a fool... undecided

Samson was a fool also... Again, men used Delilah to get to him... undecided

Most women are Jezebels... Yada yada...

You see the yahoo boys and ritualists... How about you create a thread for them... undecided

Couldn't read half the sh** you wrote... All I could get, you blaming women for men's misfortune...

Typical victim-hood mentality of an average black man.


cry angry
Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by motymop: 9:17pm On Dec 25, 2021
Stupid article.

So the women are to be Blamed....this is absurd

Nigerian men have long way to go

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by siofra(f): 9:54pm On Dec 25, 2021
Datboredberry:
Poverty stricken men advocating for their right to practice polygamy... grin

Las Las, na to beg the government to pay the hospital bills of your many unfortunate bastards... cry

As for the eve story... She was manipulated by the devil who uses the pronouns 'he, his and him'... Plus, Adam was a fool... undecided

Samson was a fool also... Again, men used Delilah to get to him... undecided

Most women are Jezebels... Yada yada...

You see the yahoo boys and ritualists... How about you create a thread for them... undecided

Couldn't read half the sh** you wrote... All I could get, you blaming women for men's misfortune...

Typical victim-hood mentality of an average black man.

Kai!

So much sense in one post. Well done ma'am.


You're so intelligent.

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Legendoo: 10:59pm On Dec 25, 2021
Datboredberry:
Poverty stricken men advocating for their right to practice polygamy... grin

Las Las, na to beg the government to pay the hospital bills of your many unfortunate bastards... cry

As for the eve story... She was manipulated by the devil who uses the pronouns 'he, his and him'... Plus, Adam was a fool... undecided

Samson was a fool also... Again, men used Delilah to get to him... undecided

Most women are Jezebels... Yada yada...

You see the yahoo boys and ritualists... How about you create a thread for them... undecided

Couldn't read half the sh** you wrote... All I could get, you blaming women for men's misfortune...

Typical victim-hood mentality of an average black man.

So the king is poor?

Low iq woke retard.

Ur future as below.

Baby mama.

Prostitution.

Lesbian.

Drug addict.

Feminist.

Mark my words.

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by nicerod(m): 11:10pm On Dec 25, 2021
Big big grammars everywhere oo


I need oxford dictionary abeg

Please contact me for ur POS machines at wholesale price

Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Nobody: 11:20pm On Dec 25, 2021
Legendoo:


So the king is poor?
The adjective was for the poor African men who wanna practice polygamy...


Low iq woke retard.
Did I hurt you? You're so pained following me on Nairaland... grin


Ur future as below.
This should be interesting...

Baby mama.
It's a trend... And long as the baby's daddy ain't a Nigerian... I'm cool.. grin

Marriage is so old-school... Ask your fellow men...


Prostitution.
Oh! Lemme shed a tear... If not for prostitutes... Degenerates like you would rape goats till they die... undecided

Self-righteous, olosho patronising bastard.


Lesbian.
I like girls... undecided


Drug addict.
Stale...


Feminist.
So scary a future... I'm already one... undecided


Mark my words.
Who gives a Bleep about you? A moniker on a faceless forum...

How relevant do you think you are to me? undecided

Write these words on a paper... Fold it... Shove it up your skinny, rash infested ass... Shove it fast, shove it hard, shove it dry...

You're just another nonentity who's gonna die poor and miserable... grin

POOR AND MISERABLE... My three word prediction...

Keep on stalking me you piece of sh**... grin

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by gnhpowerhouse: 11:23pm On Dec 25, 2021
Datboredberry:
Poverty stricken men advocating for their right to practice polygamy... grin

Las Las, na to beg the government to pay the hospital bills of your many unfortunate bastards... cry

As for the eve story... She was manipulated by the devil who uses the pronouns 'he, his and him'... Plus, Adam was a fool... undecided

Samson was a fool also... Again, men used Delilah to get to him... undecided

Most women are Jezebels... Yada yada...

You see the yahoo boys and ritualists... How about you create a thread for them... undecided

Couldn't read half the sh** you wrote... All I could get, you blaming women for men's misfortune...

Typical victim-hood mentality of an average black man.
. It's a Wonderful and Amazing Piece ..Your Comments described the contents of the Piece ...
Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by gnhpowerhouse: 11:25pm On Dec 25, 2021
Amotolongbo:
I think where Ooni Ogunwusi’s problem is his monogamic nature. If he had married many women at a time, it wouldn’t really be a news if a woman left him
. U are one of the Nairalanders with Good brain ...Great Comment

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Orgasmgiver123(m): 11:25pm On Dec 25, 2021
One of the reason why I kick people with my rain boot



Damn.. nasty.. I'm out of here

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Legendoo: 11:37pm On Dec 25, 2021
Datboredberry:
The adjective was for the poor African men who wanna practice polygamy...

Did I hurt you? You're so pained following me on Nairaland... grin

This should be interesting...
It's a trend... And long as the baby's daddy ain't a Nigerian... I'm cool.. grin

Marriage is so old-school... Ask your fellow men...

Oh! Lemme shed a tear... If not for prostitutes... Degenerates like you would rape goats till they die... undecided

Self-righteous, olosho patronising bastard.

I like girls... undecided

Stale...

So scary a future... I'm already one... undecided

Who gives a Bleep about you? A moniker on a faceless forum...

How relevant do you think you are to me? undecided

Write these words on a paper... Fold it... Shove it up your skinny, rash infested ass... Shove it fast, shove it hard, shove it dry...

You're just another nonentity who's gonna die poor and miserable... grin

POOR AND MISERABLE... My three word prediction...

Keep on stalking me you piece of sh**... grin


I'm not stalking you. I am 100 percent sure you're bleeped.

Trying to save your stupid ass .

Besides your low iq shines with the stupid response.

Yes , you are everything I say you are .

A low iq reprobate, you will never settle .

Mark my words. Die alone, poor and miserable because your focus is destruction.
Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Nobody: 11:47pm On Dec 25, 2021
Legendoo:



I'm not stalking you. I am 100 percent sure you're bleeped.

Trying to save your stupid ass .

Besides your low iq shines with the stupid response.

Yes , you are everything I say you are .

A low iq reprobate, you will never settle .

Mark my words. Die alone, poor and miserable because your focus is destruction.
Who cares? You carry my matter on your head, I wonder why... undecided

It's queer...

Your words are as worthless as you are...

I'm not religious, so don't expect any dramatic reaction from me... You can curse my very existence.... I couldn't give a flying fuçk... grin

You simply come off as an old fool...

You ain't receiving a response... Keep stalking... You might get my attention someday... wink

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by Legendoo: 11:58pm On Dec 25, 2021
Datboredberry:
Who cares? You carry my matter on your head, I wonder why... undecided

It's queer...

Your words are as worthless as you are...

I'm not religious, so don't expect any dramatic reaction from me... You can curse my very existence.... I couldn't give a flying fuçk... grin

You simply come off as an old fool...

You ain't receiving a response... Keep stalking... You might get my attention someday... wink


My comments cut deep cos you know it's true.

Whatever I come off as is your problem. My stance and intentions are quite clear. You are a low iq degenerate with no future.

Remember this, cos I assume you come from a useless family, otherwise you'd have more sense, your actions will have consequences. Stick to your foolishness.

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Re: Oòní Ògúnwùsì And The Jezebels By Rèmí Oyèyemí by illicit(m): 9:35am On Dec 26, 2021
The new Ooni even though he got am erect dick on his cap

He does not have balls

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