What I discovered:

I discovered how to live long.

I discovered not to trust anybody.

I also discovered that..

There is money in this country.

You just need knowledge on how to make it.

I discovered that I have been wasting lots of time on nairaland reading irrelevant things.

I discovered how to make 100M in less than six months.

I discovered the deceptive and manipulative nature of women.

I discovered peace, knowing that in the end, we're nothing but a big cosmic joke. Nothing really matters!

Like, what's the point of it all, to be born, only to die, ceasing to exist, returning to oblivion - the state before you were born.

You wouldn't even know when you're dead, cause you are not alive to experience what it means. I can't imagine not existing, just like many.

That is why we used religion to deny ourselves this reality - we don't want to believe that death is the end due to our hardened human ego.

Nothing we do or will do ever matter in the grand scheme of things, cause we're no less insignificant than the ants in the field.

I have grown in wisdom, and in wealth, despite Buhari being president.

And most of all, I'm proud to be alive, to have survived. This is the only precious thing money cannot buy.

I discovered that I really like ass

Trust no one!

Baba most times it's best you talk less man

1) Person wey treck today by tommorow fit buy Lexus 350

2) If your nigga collect, follow rejoice, carry am go places for confirmation!

Opened my third eye

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I discovered that consistency with proper vision is the true key to success.

If you pick a skill or business and dedicate your time to doing it and getting better at it everyday, within a few years you'll definitely find success at that thing.

The race is not to the swift.

God's mercy and favour supercedes hardwork and intelligence.

I have always known this but 2021 proved it beyond doubt to me. All I can say is "Thank you Baba Lord"

Na God dey help man oo.

I discovered alot of things but make I share just few with una.

1. Nairaland na the most bitter forum worldwide
2. This forum can pollute your mind if you no dey mentally strong. Most of us wey dey plan to marry very soon don dey get rethink because of wetin we dey read and see here everyday
3. This platform get 99% hypocrites. Dem go call you simp for here but dem go do worse offline. Dem go say dem be feminist for here but dem go dey loyal pass primary one student wey just start school when dem see small money.
4. Impossibility is a thing of the mind
5. Believe 99% of what you see/read here, at your own peril
6. Software development is the new oil.
7. Tomorrow is so unpredictable, na only today na sure
8. I no fit emphasize number 6 enough, but abeg make we all try give a shot at software development. I'm a testimony of this!!! Go online, learn web or mobile development and thank me later. If you're good, you won't work in 9ja but abroad. Imagine say dem dey pay you $2K for a start and you dey your house.
9. Read number 6 again......
10. Number 9


I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "the day I go mistakenly born girl pikin, I go ***** "

I've realized that everything the bible says is true.

You see that Amos 3:3, 1corinth 15:33.

You can't be the only one that has sense amongst your friends, eventually, you'll become senseless like them because they will influence your choices.

Secondly, self development is necessary to adapt to economic and social changes in this world.

If you don't develop yourself, the world go leave you where you dey.

I discovered you need a better you to become valuable in this country.

Nothing I did not already know

Person wey buy land today fit sell am tomorrow use the money chop food first

Fear person wey don pick , person wey never pick might not even pick $100 iTunes cards for this life.

Fear my return, fear my return, might barely eat 2square meal next year

I discovered Cryto and it has been best thing after agege bread God has been really faithful

Damn Nigress!

Hear to Read comments..

Miracood2:
1) Person wey treck today by tommorow fit buy Lexus 350

2) If your nigga collect, follow rejoice, carry am go places for confirmation!

Yahoo Boy spotted!

Dem Slawormiir Pple!

I greet you Sir!

I discovered a new sex style

I just discovered that it is wise to know the difference between the sacred and the profane.

lonelydora:
I discovered a new sex style

Wheel barrow or Snake in the Monkey shadow style?

Can I DM you?

So that you can teach me how it's done and then we Try out Practicals..

High risks and worries don't make wealth. God gives wealth.

Buhari is to blame not the money note itself. If rate at which the price of goods are skyrocketing should continue ehn, I pray something worse than the present insecurity will not happen. This economic level is a disaster