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Help! Help! Snake Ooo by wwwihy: 9:44pm On Jan 18, 2022
I was in my room last night when my neighbour
started screaming... "Help! Help! Snake ooo! "���

I ran to her room with a strong wood in my hand.
When I dashed into her room, I saw a very big snake facing my neighbour inside her
sitting room and other neighbours joined me with their heavy sticks.

We all started shouting, "Today is the end of your life, you evil snake!". I wanted to be a hero that night, so I first of all ran to the snake to hit it with my wood. It turned and faced us with red
eyes. Then, I said if I count 1 to 3, we should hit the snake at once which we all agreed. I started counting, 1...2....3 go! Then, Peeeeeeeem! NEPA seized the light and deep darkness covered the room.�

Omo come and see stamped in the room,� the worst part was that non of us remembered where the door was located. My neighbors and I were just jumping haphazardly like reggae dancers on stage because we didn't know whether the snake was close by. Some people climbed chairs while some climbed the center table. Me I found myself on top of the fridge. We were just hitting one another with our sticks thinking it was the snake!� If somebody mistakenly touch another person a heavy wood will hit the person with immediate alacrity.���

As I was standing on the fridge, few seconds later something soft touched my ankle!� Omo I didn't waste time in hitting the thing with my big stick! Immediately I heard cry in the room� Somebody was shouting ! My head oo! Who hit me?" It was then I realized that I had hit a human being.� I moved blindly forward to console the person then I mistakenly fell from the fridge and my hand touched something that looked like somebody's kneel! Almost immediately a heavy wood landed on my hand� I shouted " who hit me" Papa Emeka shouted Alex no vex na me, I think say na the snake touch me.���

Few seconds later Nepa restored power supply and everywhere became bright again. I looked up and saw papa David hanging on the ceiling fan.���

To cut the story short,
we were able to k ill the snake, but everyone left the room quietly with swollen body parts! ��

Did I put smile on your face ?? Cause Dem don batter my own face with iron rod �..
Abeg laugh it out, stress, worries, depression etc.
Compliments of the season family.

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Re: Help! Help! Snake Ooo by Bola146(f): 9:50pm On Jan 18, 2022
grin God bless you for this joke tonight grin grin
Re: Help! Help! Snake Ooo by bomee(m): 9:53pm On Jan 18, 2022
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Help! Help! Snake Ooo by wwwihy: 9:56pm On Jan 18, 2022
Bola146:
grin God bless you for this joke tonight grin grin

It was copied but hilarious

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Re: Help! Help! Snake Ooo by Crowwejihadist: 9:57pm On Jan 18, 2022
Hahaha you've made my day.
Re: Help! Help! Snake Ooo by Maxymilliano(m): 10:06pm On Jan 18, 2022
cool

Re: Help! Help! Snake Ooo by aycapri(m): 10:56pm On Jan 18, 2022
Wow, nice
Re: Help! Help! Snake Ooo by akinpelu92v: 4:08pm On Jan 20, 2022
cheesy

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