Went out yesterday to drink beer then I met a girl.
Fine working class girl,clean skin as I dey like am.
She dey drink some kind of smoothie weh alcohol dey am,I come say no say that one no good,
Come whine am left and right come order spirit,
We drank and were very merry and dey relate like we've known ourselves for long, but tgere was just one problem,
All that touching and playing and laughing come make my prick dey shake like that round ball weh dey dey inside bell when them dey ring am,come dey vibrate left and right,local man is conjified.
How I want take reason this girl say make we go fùck tori olorun?
Well,time to go reach,I come insist say maybe she's drunk and won't be able to go home alone,so make I follow her for back to ensure she reach safe.
She say fine,na so I dey happy say maybe when we reach house that kind thing weh dey happen for oyibo film fit happen and then we go knack
Omo as we reach her estate gate side,omo she drive one kind james bond enter inside and security lock gate on local man
She come call me on phone say she still dey see my car,say make I no vex say na the first time and i no fit know how house on the first time,
I come tell am say no be say I want know her house ooo,na just say I want make she give me water
She say make I buy water from ant of the stores na,abi I no get money make she come give me money for water for gate?
Na so me and my prick vex,we turn begin go house come regret the money we use buy spirit
This one no work.

Ur prick go soon put u for yawa,u get mind to wan Bleep a total stranger..baba wehrey nii eee

omotoshodontee1:
Ur prick go soon put u for yawa,u get mind to wan Bleep a total stranger..baba wehrey nii eee

lol baba if you see that girl you sef go want am,clean and smooth like butter,

Eehya that was a reasonable woman there..I love it when my women bullshit little kids like you..

You think she didn't read your emotions that you are just a hungry thing lurking around waiting for the right time to go intimate with her..
Well keep your story to yourself..you were disgraced..next time have a good intention when speaking with a woman cos women can Sense petty lies from a distance.
You knew what threw you off?your body language and the way you carry yourself..
Go and get me a table water then get back to crying here with your cohorts...

SeaTrade:
lol baba if you see that girl you sef go want am,clean and smooth like butter,

I know how clean babe dey do guyman body but stuffs like this dey put man 4 uncessary wahala..dah kind stuff don nearly put me 4 serious wahala b4(asthmatic)..babe dey grasp 4 air in d midnight and I dey stay alone,nah dat experience reduced my high libido... that doesn't stop u from giving it a shot once in awhile sha

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Eehya that was a reasonable woman there..I love it when my women bullshit little kids like you..

You think she didn't read your emotions that you are just a hungry thing lurking around waiting for the right time to go intimate with her..
Well keep your story to yourself..you were disgraced..next time have a good intention when speaking with a woman cos women can Sense petty lies from a distance.
You knew what threw you off?your body language and the way you carry yourself..
Go and get me a table water then get back to crying here with your cohorts...

What lies?I tell am say i want relationship?
Lol funny you.

omotoshodontee1:
I know how clean babe dey do guyman body but stuffs like this dey put man 4 uncessary wahala..dah kind stuff don nearly put me 4 serious wahala b4(asthmatic)..babe dey grasp 4 air in d midnight and I dey stay alone,nah dat experience reduced my high libido... that doesn't stop u from giving it a shot once in awhile sha

Woman weh I no know no dey sleep my house ,pure gospel brotherly.

SeaTrade:
What lies?I tell am say i want relationship?
Lol funny you.

Na me you wan tell that wan..you tell am say you want relationship but the first thing that came to your mind was how to f**k her?
No plan on how to take her out on a date..seatrade work on your personality aiit..

Women ain't objects they are individuals..you don't expect all women to be stupid and loose around boys like you..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Eehya that was a reasonable woman there..I love it when my women bullshit little kids like you..

You think she didn't read your emotions that you are just a hungry thing lurking around waiting for the right time to go intimate with her..
Well keep your story to yourself..you were disgraced..next time have a good intention when speaking with a woman cos women can Sense petty lies from a distance.
You knew what threw you off?your body language and the way you carry yourself..
Go and get me a table water then get back to crying here with your cohorts...

an nah one person go marry u ooo ,u go just dey jump 4 every threads to counter guys..u need a life

omotoshodontee1:
an nah one person go marry u ooo ,u go just dey jump 4 every threads to counter guys..u need a life

You know it's none of your business right..as far as ain't insulting anyone or shaming any gender..don't you think I am good to go?

I love it when I speak up when others are scared of doing so.. jumping is a form of exercise and I am enjoying it..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

Na me you wan tell that wan..you tell am say you want relationship but the first thing that came to your mind was how to f**k her?
No plan on how to take her out on a date..seatrade work on your personality aiit..

Women ain't objects they are individuals..you don't expect all women to be stupid and loose around boys like you..

When you grow as a man and your options open,trust me you no longer have to be in a relationship to have sex with a woman,casual sex.
It is called casual for a reason,no emotions attached.
Some will agree,some won't like in this case and I didn't take it to heart.
Relationship lol,

SeaTrade:
When you grow as a man and your options open,trust me you no longer have to be in a relationship to have sex with a woman,casual sex.
It is called casual for a reason,no emotions attached.
Some will agree,some won't like in this case and I didn't take it to heart.
Relationship lol,

You didn't take it to heart but you are crying over it here and went as far to create a thread huh?

You are confused.. firstly you said you wan just chop am.. secondly you said you wanted a relationship and now you are saying you no longer have to be in a relationship to have sex with a woman,casual sex...

You really don't know what you want for yourself..at least be a man by keeping your private issues to yourself...you think say na all this wan wey those kids they tell you here?
You wan make little boys on nairaland dey see you as playboy..I laugh you..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

You didn't take it to heart but you are crying over it here and went as far to create a thread huh?

You are confused.. firstly you said you wan just chop am.. secondly you said you wanted a relationship and now you are saying you no longer have to be in a relationship to have sex with a woman,casual sex...

You really don't know what you want for yourself..at least be a man by keeping your private issues to yourself...you think say na all this wan wey those kids they tell you here?
You wan make little boys on nairaland dey see you as playboy..I laugh you..

baba wehrey nii girl yii,she go sha gather sentences to counter u,an nah dia type dey offer casual sex like is nothing

FERNANDEZISBACK:

You didn't take it to heart but you are crying over it here and went as far to create a thread huh?

You are confused.. firstly you said you wan just chop am.. secondly you said you wanted a relationship and now you are saying you no longer have to be in a relationship to have sex with a woman,casual sex...

You really don't know what you want for yourself..at least be a man by keeping your private issues to yourself...you think say na all this wan wey those kids they tell you here?
You wan make little boys on nairaland dey see you as playboy..I laugh you..

Abeg show me where I say I want relationship.
Also,I don't want anybody to see me as anything,I just share my stories for fun.
Life's not that serious.

omotoshodontee1:
baba wehrey nii girl yii,she go sha gather sentences to counter u,an nah dia type dey offer casual sex like is nothing

As far as you don't know me you can't speak for me...have I ever posted my sexual life or tell you anything about myself?
No I haven't so keep on guessing...

omotoshodontee1:
baba wehrey nii girl yii,she go sha gather sentences to counter u,an nah dia type dey offer casual sex like is nothing

You dey vex sha

SeaTrade:
Abeg show me where I say I want relationship.
Also,I don't want anybody to see me as anything,I just share my stories for fun.
Life's not that serious.

No one is against you sharing your sexual story it's even great to do so..
But this was a very poor one..is there any sensible thing relating to sex life we can learn from it?no
So what?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

No one is against you sharing your sexual story it's even great to do so..
But this was a very poor one..is there any sensible thing relating to sex life we can learn from it?no
So what?

I'm not here to teach you either.

SeaTrade:
I'm not here to teach you either.

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Thanks for agreeing with me and proving my point that your story made no sense..if you ain't why not keep it to yourself in the first place..
Enjoy your fantasy..

FERNANDEZISBACK:
t
Thanks for agreeing with me and proving my point that your story made no sense..if you ain't why not keep it to yourself in the first place..
Enjoy your fantasy..

You're too insignificant to tell me what to do.

SeaTrade:
You're too insignificant to tell me what to do.

Yeah but the insignificant one doesn't post her life here..tell me who's insignificant..
The one who is trying to have a proper conversation with you or the one who keeps on posting any little steps he takes..?

FERNANDEZISBACK:

No one is against you sharing your sexual story it's even great to do so..
But this was a very poor one..is there any sensible thing relating to sex life we can learn from it?no
So what?

u see wetin I dey talk bro,to lash dat her yeye women activism out of her pussy dey hungry ooo.i bet u can't be like this for real life,nah faceless forum dey ginger u

omotoshodontee1:
u see wetin I dey talk bro,to lash dat her yeye women activism out of her pussy dey hungry ooo.i bet u can't be like this for real life,nah faceless forum dey ginger u

As I said earlier your words are just to soothe your insecurity so why not?
Go on at least enjoy what you might not be able to do in reality..

omotoshodontee1:
u see wetin I dey talk bro,to lash dat her yeye women activism out of her pussy dey hungry ooo.i bet u can't be like this for real life,nah faceless forum dey ginger u

I don too indulge am she don dey feel important,
Meet am one on one now she go turn to small pussy,
Ndi activism

FERNANDEZISBACK:

As I said earlier your words are just to soothe your insecurity so why not?
Go on at least enjoy what you might not be able to do in reality..

u go see ur type for another thread wehrey omoh...

So when exactly are you knacking her?

omotoshodontee1:
u go see ur type for another thread wehrey omoh...

Good you ended it that way since you are quite clueless and lack intelligence on issues related to women..

SeaTrade:
I don too indulge am she don dey feel important,
Meet am one on one now she go turn to small pussy,
Ndi activism

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Eehya that was a reasonable woman there..I love it when my women bullshit little kids like you..

You think she didn't read your emotions that you are just a hungry thing lurking around waiting for the right time to go intimate with her..
Well keep your story to yourself..you were disgraced..next time have a good intention when speaking with a woman cos women can Sense petty lies from a distance.
You knew what threw you off?your body language and the way you carry yourself..
Go and get me a table water then get back to crying here with your cohorts...

you always like vexing did someone break ur heart or is it kindergarten feminism ur trying to be like this miss

heniford2:
you always like vexing did someone break ur heart or is it kindergarten feminism ur trying to be like this miss

This ain't about feminism it's about saying something just the way it should be..

SeaTrade:
Went out yesterday to drink beer then I met a girl.
Fine working class girl,clean skin as I dey like am.
She dey drink some kind of smoothie weh alcohol dey am,I come say no say that one no good,
Come whine am left and right come order spirit,
We drank and were very merry and dey relate like we've known ourselves for long, but tgere was just one problem,
All that touching and playing and laughing come make my prick dey shake like that round ball weh dey dey inside bell when them dey ring am,come dey vibrate left and right,local man is conjified.
How I want take reason this girl say make we go fùck tori olorun?
Well,time to go reach,I come insist say maybe she's drunk and won't be able to go home alone,so make I follow her for back to ensure she reach safe.
She say fine,na so I dey happy say maybe when we reach house that kind thing weh dey happen for oyibo film fit happen and then we go knack
Omo as we reach her estate gate side,omo she drive one kind james bond enter inside and security lock gate on local man
She come call me on phone say she still dey see my car,say make I no vex say na the first time and i no fit know how house on the first time,
I come tell am say no be say I want know her house ooo,na just say I want make she give me water
She say make I buy water from ant of the stores na,abi I no get money make she come give me money for water for gate?
Na so me and my prick vex,we turn begin go house come regret the money we use buy spirit
This one no work.

Is there a "President of the simps" competition you are fighting for that we don't know about?