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Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by WowSweetGuy(m): 7:35am On Feb 02, 2022 |
You are an Usher in the church. One Sunday morning, before the arrival of the pastor, a stranger finds you in the temple and gives you a packet of sugar for the pastor and a sum of #10,000 for yourself. When the pastor arrived and you updated him, he refused to believe you. He says it is inconceivable that someone will donate a simple packet of sugar to him the pastor, and that he gives you #10,000. So he collects the #10,000 and gives you the sugar. Once at home, you unpack the package and realize that it does not contain sugar but rather a well-counted sum of a million dollars. As a child of God, what will you do |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Nobody: 7:38am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Na my own oo pastor don gve me na 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by MufasaLion: 7:39am On Feb 02, 2022 |
I ain't returning nothing to that greedy motherfvcker! 2 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by illicit(m): 7:41am On Feb 02, 2022 |
I will do the necessary 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Nobody: 7:42am On Feb 02, 2022 |
I will come out on Sunday and give a testimony, ensuring that the pastor is listening then I will leave that Church. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Shedrack777: 7:59am On Feb 02, 2022 |
op, which dream did you have this morning to post this impossible thing for naija 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by amnesty7: 7:59am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Is good to think childishly once in a while. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Tokskob2008: 8:05am On Feb 02, 2022 |
As a child of God immediately I see those dollars, first thing first I will remove just $10 run to the aboki in the market and change it to naira. After changing then I buy ingredients for egusi soup and semo from the market then head back home (it's being a while I ate this), cook eat and relax. Next thing na to relocate and start a new life somewhere far from the pastor, can't be worried about him sending assassins after me when the giver updates him about the gift he asked to be delivered to him.... 2 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Nobody: 8:19am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Shedrack777: The story has been doing the rounds on social media. First heard it about 2 years ago but OP obviously didn't bother to write 'copied' 4 Likes |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by chatinent: 8:25am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Long story short, what kind of duplex will you build with your money? 1 Like
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Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Candidlady: 8:25am On Feb 02, 2022 |
WowSweetGuy: As a child a god Iwill keep the money iwill even use out of it to pay some sojo at abacha barracks to help me beat the pastor up before telling him what was in my sugar package... An eye for an eye leaves the weak one blind 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by WowSweetGuy(m): 8:33am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Candidlady:seems u r in abuja. We can hook up someday if u don't mind |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Ayo081(m): 10:41am On Feb 02, 2022 |
PastorMIsBack: Be ready to welcome the congregation at your doorstep 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by Nobody: 10:47am On Feb 02, 2022 |
Ayo081: Lol 1 Like |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by 1stbest(m): 10:49am On Apr 10, 2022 |
WowSweetGuy: Have you get any 1975 coins? |
Re: Nairalanders Please What Will You Do If You Encounter This With Your Pastor? by WowSweetGuy(m): 11:12am On Apr 18, 2022 |
1stbest:no |
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