BoredBerry:
Senomii

Senomii:

Why are you yelling

BoredBerry:
There was no exclamation mark!

Do you like the song?

Senomii:

The only nigerian artistes I admire are femi kuti, cavemen, and highlife artistes
But the lyrics are fantastic

BoredBerry:
these are Ghanaians!

You're so sophisticated

I like we few Nigerian artistes... I love Femi...

Can I ask you a question?

Senomii:

What

BoredBerry:


When we get married.. what song would be played first? Your favourite...

Senomii:

Camilla- Demi
Thought we both hated marriage

BoredBerry:
I'll check it out...

We do... But we're both young and foolish... What do we know?

I hate vows... I can't promise you anything...

You? Why do you hate the thought of getting married?

Senomii:

Feel like I'd be very unlucky with it
White women are punishing black men, black women are punishing black men, so no need

BoredBerry:


Black men to think that white women are a 'status upgrade'... Those who genuinely marry for love are happy...

Why did you and your white ex breakup?
.

Senomii:

She travelled out to study

We lasted for about 8 months, I was relieved when she told me she was leaving, so we just dissolved everything

She was too clingy, always jealous, she hated my guys and my few female friends somehow hated me cos of her

She had pride/ego issues, I'm still wondering how I managed to put up with her

But she taught me a whole lot honestly, I would've been like everyone else if it weren't for her and I wasn't scared of her cheating or stuff like that cos she was bigger than that,

But I couldn't breathe, when we ended everything I literally felt lighter

BoredBerry:
She's in Nigeria?





I can understand.
Why didn't you end the relationship earlier?

Senomii:

She's in australia

I broke up with her once, then she scattered everywhere calling my friends, brother, parents, begging them to beg me to take her back, I did

And I just loved the fact that a girl could love me so much, there was a way It felt, like my one and only true experience

Even my guys told me aside from her attitude, they weren't sure if any other girl could ever love me or even them the way she did, cos I'd been with five girls b4 her and compared to her they all felt invisible

BoredBerry:
But she was in Nigeria? How did you meet her?

Her parents own a hotel and club in ph
So I met her during my friend's birthday at the hotel, she let me sleep in the hotel for free, I thought she was joking sef, I held cash just incase, when I woke up the nxt morning the receptionist told me she had paid for me to stay a whole week and the cheapest room a night in that hotel is $100, then later after that she was all over me and then one thing led to another.......... she's really wild

I wouldn't... In fact, I would break up with you a second time just to prove a point... I not easily pressured... My mom calls me defiant...

They weren't enough good options so, besides she promised she'd change

That's sweet... Hey... She wasn't the one... You deserve to be loved... And you would be... Just take it real slow... You're young... There's time... Plus, you make mistakes, learn from them and when you finally settle down... Your relationship would be near-perfect!

This isn't about platonic love in my personal life, I've been with girls, it's like I just know everything concerning my life with them, present, past, future

What they said was wrong... There are billions of girls in the world... Most would love you even more!

They're players, if they luckily to meet one they'll gladly change

She seems nice... Expressive...

Doesn't mean it was love...

I'd rather accept a lie of the sun being green at day and turning blue at night, than accept the fact that what that girl felt for me wasn't love, it was, twas just too much

Senomii:

...

BoredBerry:
Well... It's all good... You were happy with her... And you have the memories... Cherish them because life is short... Blah blah blah...

That was cliche...

Ill tell you something tho... Don't settle for less... You deserve true love... And someday, you would find it...

For now... Enjoy your youth... Have sex, little rascal... Use protection tho...

When you're 30smt... Get married and have kids...

Senomii:

Shut up, yen yen yen yen yen
I'm single cos I haven't settled for less
And yh, I always triple the condom

Senomii:

Shut up, yen yen yen yen yen
I'm single cos I haven't settled for less
And yh, I always triple the condom
My parents would hv to drag me to a shrine b4 they can get me married

BoredBerry:


I'll marry my darling boyfriend then... You can be my side-piece...

BoredBerry:



I'm hustling to secure the bag... When I'm done, I'll come back for you... I ain't gonna wife a baby daddy tho...

Senomii:

You said you don't want marriage or kids

Imaginary boyfriend

Senomii:

With me no one hustles, I won't allow it, I don't like seeing a girl struggling
Women weren't built for suffering, struggling, hardships etc Men just like arguing nonsense
They may be only allowed when men are broke, regardless, I still don't like it

BoredBerry:


I disagree...

Senomii:

There's a difference between working and suffering

BoredBerry:
There's a very thin line between working and suffering...

For many Nigerians, including me...there's no line...

Sweetheart... What's happened to your ex-girlfriends?

How do they live without your survival funds?

Senomii:

What are u talking about, which funds
Your madness has started

BoredBerry:


I meant allowance...

Senomii:

I don't hv a problem with granting a girl's "mini" demands, my only problem is incessant demands

So the way I handle them is, if they need cash or data I'd send but not without giving them a time frame, so I'm giving you this to use for for a month but until then don't bother my life
And, wherever they're are I don't know, neither do I care