“Surprise surprise, crocodile doesn’t taste like fish or anything from the sea. The flesh actually tastes like a mix of turkey and chicken with a strong bushmeat smell and the skin is like really really hard kpomo. Even though it is a land and sea creature, tastewise it does not have anything sea in it, if you know what I mean…”

Tallesty1:
Has a python kind of taste

pocohantas:
Twitter user and Nigerian food critic shares his experience eating crocodile.

In his words:



SOURCE

Would you eat a crocodile?
I definitely wouldn’t o. Crocodile??!

“Surprise surprise, crocodile doesn’t taste like fish or anything from the sea. The flesh actually tastes like a mix of turkey and chicken with a strong bushmeat smell and the skin is like really really hard kpomo. Even though it is a land and sea creature, tastewise it does not have anything sea in it, if you know what I mean…”

pocohantas:
Twitter user and Nigerian food critic shares his experience eating crocodile.

In his words:



SOURCE

Would you eat a crocodile?
I definitely wouldn’t o. Crocodile??!

“Surprise surprise, crocodile doesn’t taste like fish or anything from the sea. The flesh actually tastes like a mix of turkey and chicken with a strong bushmeat smell and the skin is like really really hard kpomo. Even though it is a land and sea creature, tastewise it does not have anything sea in it, if you know what I mean…”

pocohantas:


How are we supposed to know how python tastes? The only message I see here is that you’ve eaten both python and crocodile.

GloriousGbola:




instagrammers falling hand everyday

african crocs are all freshwater - suprised poco , our resident national geographic expat did not pick this

Tallesty1:
Python tastes like the product of one night stand between chicken and catfish.

pocohantas:


What has that got to do with anything? Because I am sure he used the word sea loosely.

GloriousGbola:


i am used to reading your extensive analyses and explanations on different snakes na. so i kind of expected you would do the same here. your OCD suppose manifest here too

pocohantas:


Chicken I know.
Catfish I HATE WITH EVERYTHING IN ME.

Tallesty1:
Good thing ours is e-friendship.


No way I can be offline friends with a lady that hates catfish and fried plantain.

pocohantas:


If I show you a picture of the plantain my friend gave me, you might suffer a heart attack. It got black. I didn’t say spoiled o.

This is enough reason for domestic violence




You see plantain and banana bah, no keep am where I go see am.

But yam? Mtchewww.

pocohantas:


Chicken I know.
Catfish I HATE WITH EVERYTHING IN ME.

pocohantas:


How are we supposed to know how python tastes? The only message I see here is that you’ve eaten both python and crocodile.

pocohantas:


Chicken I know.
Catfish I HATE WITH EVERYTHING IN ME.

Ishilove:

This is disgusting

Ishilove:

Catfish I LOVE WITH EVERYTHING IN ME

pocohantas:


They said it is very sweet, Ishi. The least crocodile goes for N60,000. Why would someone spend that much to eat a crocodile?

pocohantas:


They said it is very sweet, Ishi. The least crocodile goes for N60,000. Why would someone spend that much to eat a crocodile?




*throws up*

Ishilove:

Have you tasted catfish before?

Ishilove:

Human beings like eating rubbish. How can anyone eat a carnivore?? I can't eat what eats flesh.

Ishilove:

Have you tasted catfish before?

pocohantas:



How else do I know I hate it?

Ishilove:

Issa a strange sometin, this hatred of yours...

The soft, silky taste against your tongue is to die for.

GloriousGbola:


Wait a minute - What cat is being eaten here please?

Tallesty1:
Has a python kind of taste