Show off your rhetorical prowess in English. Make sure the grammar/ spelling is correct. Let it be original. Any subject welcome. I'll kick this off by saying this:

[size=13pt]The ruinous quagmire that has enveloped the nation constitutes an almost impassable bottleneck that has beffudled even the most intellectual of our politians. [/size]

Mastery 'of' English and NOT 'for'. Okay.
Now, Not all that coruscates with respledence are auriferous.

Mr Serendipity

I did spot the error but I was constrained by Nairaland’s overbearing editing policies to effect a correction. Each time, my exertions were nullified and I got this undignified error missive that my editing rights had been curbed.

Nevertheless, I applaud your fastidiousness in unearthing this minor misdemeanour of my computer keyboard.

The most ecclectic conumdrum can be demystified and made jejune with spirit of tenacity, which is inherent in bullish people, who sees it implausible to be lackadaiscal in life. That's the reason behind the proving of their mettle in every supposed complexity.

kasiem:

The most ecclectic conumdrum can be demystified and made jejune with spirit of tenacity, which is inherent in bullish people, who sees it implausible to be lackadaiscal in life. That's the reason behind the proving of their mettle in every supposed complexity.

Albeit the above is an unequivocal fact of life, I still percieve a certain hilarity in the language construct.

Jargons

carbonsyb:

Jargons

when u plunge into an eerie milieu of lexicographers , u save urself the ignominy of appearing risible in the scene by keeping mute. A pariah will always strive to stand sui generis by impugning aristocrats, but, u antic has been negated with our ignoring ur dissipating and nugatory presence.

Look up d meaning of jargon in d dico and save yrself d stress of unnecessary outpour.

carbonsyb:

Look up d meaning of jargon in d dico and save yrself d stress of unnecessary outpour.

Despite his earlier cynical conjecture, he could not help dabbling into the rhetorical melee. His last treatise attests to that.

Blaaa blaaa blaaaa

Lol. I like this.

^^ y not drop urz, i'll luv 2 read some lines of urs.

I wont even try. I'll just make a fun of myself.
Oya, drop yours

Hehehehe, so u cant? But if na 2 copy all flavor lines now u go sabi, abi na lie? "Ara da ra ada ada go, nke kwu oto ka ga adakwa"

Hehehehe, so u cant? But if na 2 copy all flavor lines now u go sabi, abi na lie? "Ara da ra ada ada go, nke kwu oto ka ga adakwa"

carbonsyb:

Look up d meaning of jargon in d dico and save yrself d stress of unnecessary outpour.

it's ostensible that u are here to emasculate and deride our lexical demeanour with ur denigatory innuendoes. Sine dai, ur vacuous act wouldn't have scintilla effect on our flair.

The mods need to be apprised of the exigency to elevate this thread to home page.

the nation is in a cyclic state of chaos drawing us into a typhoon of doom in proximate potency

i am on flustered, hot and bother, frazzled out- i crave for eldorado,

who are these shinanigans posing as literary pundits

translate your verbal gymnastics into syllables and morphemes!

oracular:

the nation is in a cyclic state of chaos drawing us into a typhoon of doom in proximate potency

Demo-crazy

The gravity of this salient topic is daunting folks away to eschew ensnaring themselves into alfresco scorn.

Methinks the complexity of lexical construct has led to the abandonment of this rhetorical exchange.

See mirth! . You guys are not making it perspicuous.. I bet mine is not skewwhiff, eventhough it's minuscule and minutiae

I relish the cerebration of been in a bevy of erudite savants.

Whither hides the erudite inhabitants of this enclave?

IBEXY: Whither hides the erudite inhabitants of this enclave?

I tell you what, this is easy to decipher.

awon weere radarada lo wa nibiyi oooooooooooooooooo....just spewing irrelevant, incomprehensible nonsense

I wil nt b party 2 dz form of biogratic ideology dt contradicts wit ma own personal idrocincracy provided its nt metamophosing into any form of social,academic or financial jingoism..braaahhh!!!!....

IBEXY: Methinks the complexity of lexical construct has led to the abandonment of this rhetorical exchange.

I concur wit you. The pain experienced by this forums miscreants at the moment on beholding this post must be excruciating as their impetus to boldly rise to this level of unequalled vocabulary expression has been buried under the hatchet in other not to expose their stack level of acquaintance.