kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara

Wetin concern you abeg?!

I don't believe in those trading at all.. I do tell my friends that you see all those guys selling rat poisoning and other menace. Most of them
are into hidden and secret things which deals with human lives...

kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara

I wondered like you did when I saw an able-bodied young man selling brooms along a street once but I had to pray for him in my heart. Different people are facing different challenges in this land.

See it as DIGNITY OF LABOUR which trumps BEGGING which I don't think any sensible person likes doing as a means of survival.

I bought a catapult sometimes ago at a motor-park for N300 to relive childhood experiences.

This afternoon- TODAY- one of my neighbours told me he bought a catapult to shoot the birds disturbing the guavas in his compound.

So, you see, it is a need the person selling it is meeting.

What would you say to those selling satchet water or bottled water in the hot sun on our roads? This catapult seller may make more profit than them.

If you don't know something just ask or ignore it, instead of laughing at others hustle...

People do nail cutter, knife sharpener, bucket mender, hawk brooms, Dunlop slippers, and many other things like that.

A lot of people buy catapult, Nigeria has enough population for you to start worrying who and who will buy it.

If he is not making sales, he would have changed his line of business na.

kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara

The cararpult business Na front for daytime hustling.

Other business dey go on for night. It is not rocket science.

kenzysmith:
cane is different from catapults na bro even nowadays children no feel buy am

David struck down Goliath with catapult of his day.
A single steel bearing shot off from a catapult aimed at the forehead can kill a man.

Trust a Nairalander to badmouth somebody’s source of livelihood. Them curse una for this forum. No be lie.

kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara

op has to be one of the funniest person i have seen.

Na wa o for set awon Aboki people

kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara

If na India, them for don create factory and find ways, pass Israel, of instituting multi-million dollar trading withe the Palestinians....

kenzysmith:
God forgive me last week I saw an advance man hawking catapults on the way in the hot sun I began to wonder apart from birds do they use catapults to kill bush meats too?


Is better I start begging on the road side than be doing such a business that he sure me say for a whole year na only 2 catapult he feel sell.

If I ever see the guy again am going to buy all the catapult with 100k and burn them right in is presence . Forget hunger this business at Present 2022 no normal rara

PrimadonnaO:

LMAO!
I'm going to have quality cane in my house, though.
The really clean, flexible ones.

miss becareful tho

Don't mind them na those Fulani kidnappers them Just Waka our hood to know their way about

I have one
i use it for personal safety.
not with stones but with big ball bearing (boress)
trust me if you're shot with catapult with boress on the head, it'll be very fatal like that of pump action gun

This only happens in northern part of Nigeria,they called it skill acquisition

Jeon:
PPL BUY CATAPULT..

don't know why some people can degrade anything with eyes.

mtchweee

degrade? Even if he sells one per day, is that business? Only poverty can cause one to do such business. May we not be poor

kenzysmith:
if hunger catch me I no feel sell catapult bro he no make sense. The possibility of getting a buyer in a day is low even a begger has hope than a catapult a seller. Let be logical here

You reasoned like one of my broh who relocated to Australia some years ago hahaha whenever he’s driving and see’s these street hawkers he will be like “see dis one ,how much him wan sell everything wey him carry take feed him family? na thief!!! he will argue dat these guy’s are criminals who disguise with menial hawking around so as to avoid any suspicion LOL well your opinion is yours sha

Alabihaskillus:
Where is he leaving to? U should use the 100k to enroll in English class. U need it more than the man

This is the problem with Africans. Always elevating a foreign language. Does your knowledge of english put food on your table?

kenzysmith:


if hunger catch me I no feel sell catapult bro he no make sense. The possibility of getting a buyer in a day is low even a begger has hope than a catapult seller. Let be logical here

Bro .... let's be logical here .... it is either he is making a profit ... or using it as a front.... but one thing is for sure... he will not be doing it if he is gaining nothing.
It would never ever cross my mind to buy a catapult .... but should I stumble on that guy on the street.... impulse shopping will kick in..... I'll find a reason to buy one ... to shoot the guy that be up my mango tree at night .... to shoot the car windshield of my boss who owed me two months salary ... in fact.. I'll buy two ... one for Emeka who roll with me. Sounds logical ?

Somebody sold David the Catapult he used to kill Goliath

Point is, a catapult is a deadly weapon in the hands of a skilled user and in this time of insecurity you can use it to ward off an attack

Alabihaskillus:
Where is he leaving to? U should use the 100k to enroll in English class. U need it more than the man

Did you understand what he said abi you no understand am? Professor of English. Once communication is effective and well understood,other things are secondary. No let me go dig up your own errors too. You correct in a mild way not arrogantly!

Vinnie2000:
OP, You re right on your curiousity! Who still shoot lizards and birds in dis Era? Many of those Catapults sellers re diabolical folks or robbers at night! Fear them!

Nobody get lizard & birds time again...in those days, it was part of our daily events, after doing all athletic event, setting kites, we move to maiming lizards, & hunting of birds...

These days birds just dey land anywhere & lizards come plenty

let's be security conscious, most of them selling stuffs like that, are SPY, INFORMANT, MONITORING SPIRIT, working for some people.
selling catapults, key holder, hand fan etc. are not their true means of livelihood.



if you know, you know

Zulu2022:
Do u know how many years he has don that business,do u know people take as much as 5year to learn crayfish business and yam business,that man fit get money pass u bro, imagine say na person de import full container filled with that den sell it of fr 50 naira to retailer, calculate the gain involved plus how many years in the business,u will not look down on him anymore

Import catapult? You must be kidding cus last time I checked the business is not a lucrative one for one to be importing it.
Is it not Nigerians that make catapult again eeh kwa abi china don take over that one too?

No be everything be imported sha eg comb

chatinent:
Hunger never catch this ogbeni before sha.

If hunger catch you, no be catapult you go sell. Who wan buy? Na necessity?

kenzysmith:
if hunger catch me I no feel sell catapult bro he no make sense. The possibility of getting a buyer in a day is low even a begger has hope than a catapult seller. Let be logical here

Your submission tells two things , ... You are obviously not too matured yet or you probably didn't get a well deserved labour to attain a feat you are now ..

Secondly , you seem not to understand the meaning of begging as it concerns humanity ...
It's part of why I always commend people who see begging as indeed the last resort , as in real last resort ..

A man that begs to feed has reduced himself , dignity etc to the bearest minimum. ...

Catapult is NOT a Nigerian name , and there is no way it would be erased from the dictionary yet , worse case it can be considered an ancient hunting device , there are people out there who would like to have that and show their children , some have space in their homes to use it ...


You would rather beg ? Damn !

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giftygirl1:

Did you understand what he said abi you no understand am? Professor of English. Once communication is effective and well understood,other things are secondary. No let me go dig up your own errors too. You correct in a mild way not arrogantly!

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You can beg him to part with a portion of the 100k. You will need it to help cure ur depression so u don't commit suicide

The day I bought mine I was drunk in beer joint. When I got home my wife asked what I'm doing with a catapult... I don't even know what to tell her.

Alabihaskillus:

You can beg him to part with a portion of the 100k. You will need it to help cure ur depression so u don't commit suicide

Jobless human,you obviously went to check my profile. I have four beautiful children that I look at their faces everyday and smile plus a good husband. You sound bitter,very aggressive, depressed and obviously Childish. Please don't mention me and just learn to be nicer maybe,just maybe,you would appreciate people and life more. I still no blame you, country hard! Nairaland, social media relieves us

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giftygirl1:

Jobless human,you obviously went to check my profile. I have four beautiful children that I look at their faces everyday and smile plus a good husband. You sound bitter,very aggressive, depressed and obviously Childish. Please don't mention me and just learn to be nicer maybe,just maybe,you would appreciate people and life more. I still no blame you, country hard! Nairaland, social media relieves us

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E pain am well well. See typing

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saintneo:


This is the problem with Africans. Always elevating a foreign language. Does your knowledge of english put food on your table?

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U must be very hungry, send ur aza let me help u with small stipends to feed

Originalsly:


Bro .... let's be logical here .... it is either he is making a profit ... or using it as a front.... but one thing is for sure... he will not be doing it if he is gaining nothing.
It would never ever cross my mind to buy a catapult .... but should I stumble on that guy on the street.... impulse shopping will kick in..... I'll find a reason to buy one ... to shoot the guy that be up my mango tree at night .... to shoot the car windshield of my boss who owed me two months salary ... in fact.. I'll buy two ... one for Emeka who roll with me. Sounds logical ?

so I taught u would be bought 10 na0 na