Let's have fun guys

1. Did y'all hear about the new laws Moses popped up with? He really out here on some 'don't covet your neighbors' wife' bullshit.

I'll take any man's bitch and any woman's man too. Who gon' check me boo? Whooooo

2. I ain't the one to gossip but when I stopped to fetch my camel some water, I saw King David with his Peeping Tom self watching Bathsheba bathe. I couldn't believe how blatantly thirsty he looked. I should have gotten him some water too.

A few days after, in the early morning, I saw Bathsheba walking out of the castle just cheesing with her hair all raggedy and her clothes disheveled. They think they slick.

You ain't hear that from me though.

3. Virgin Mary: Jo I got visited by an angel and he told me I was pregnant and that I was going to give birth to a savior

Joseph: Is it crack? Is crack what you smoke?

Friend: hey u heard Baalams donkey was talking

Me: No, u, Balaam and d donkey must have ate that same grass(Marijuana) yonder





Moses saw a burning Bush and heard a voice coming from it

I guess Moses inhaled second hand Marijuana smoke for the first time