Albertone:
So how old should I be to start thinking of women?

If I'm too young now, then why am I having the feelings?

Albertone:


I never told you sex was my problem.

Now tell me at what age sex should be my problem.

Descottes:

Oh wow. This comes off as a surprise to me cuz you literally created a thread on here singing about how you've found love on nairaland.. what happened to the love?

Lol. Double dating is never easy, been there, done that... It's not that fun, tedious (imagine having 2 attention-loving girlfriends lol), and takes away your peace.

incredible. The dude really adores you. I mean who wouldn't? You are sweet and totally lovable. Lol.

so hilarious.

You're sexually fluid so yeah, I believe you could be gay at some point.. I mean you're still a youngie, there's a whole load of adventurous life in front of you.

Jeon:
[s][/s]

HMMMMM

SO I EVEN BETTER PASS THIS YEYE... F... O... W... L... WHER DY TROLL ME BECAUSE OF NAIRANYLON..

Albertone:
These days,the way I'm craving for a girlfriend is alarming.Every girl is literally attractive to me.Something that doesn't happen before.
I'm 19 years old and about to be 20 in may.I've never dated before.

I read similar stories here and everyone says "Go and read your books and forget women","Go and focus on making money and leave women".Well, I'm a student in a polytechnic, above average in grades.I am dead broke and still dependent.I am not idle as I am learning a trade.
But this feeling of craving for love is so strong.
When I was going through puberty,it was mostly sexual urges and infatuations.I was done with puberty at 16 and this feeling is very different from infatuation.

I am a very handsome dude,atleast both male and female compliment me so.I get a lot of greenlights but inexperience and shyness make me ignore.

What do you suggest I do?

Datboredberri:
Yeah... I am...

I agree completely... It's hard to manage one's expectations... That's usually the problem... We expect our partners to be perfect, especially if we've been disappointed before...

I do believe in love... I'll always be a helpless romantic... I'm still learning what it means... And not from the disney dictionary...

I read an essay recently... That love is more hate than love and I can totally relate...

Anger, jealousy, doubt, insecurity, etc... These are some of what the most in love couples deal with but hide from the rest of us cause it's not 'love'... So were left with a blurry edit of what love is...

It's not really fun... Anything but it...

Albertone:


But I don't know you.

Albertone:


I thought they were just dissing when they said you were ugly looking...never knew shii was real.

Please take this down or you add "Graphic Picture"

Albertone:
These days,the way I'm craving for a girlfriend is alarming.Every girl is literally attractive to me.Something that doesn't happen before.
I'm 19 years old and about to be 20 in may.I've never dated before.

I read similar stories here and everyone says "Go and read your books and forget women","Go and focus on making money and leave women".Well, I'm a student in a polytechnic, above average in grades.I am dead broke and still dependent.I am not idle as I am learning a trade.
But this feeling of craving for love is so strong.
When I was going through puberty,it was mostly sexual urges and infatuations.I was done with puberty at 16 and this feeling is very different from infatuation.

I am a very handsome dude,atleast both male and female compliment me so.I get a lot of greenlights but inexperience and shyness make me ignore.

What do you suggest I do?

Kobojunkie:
You have your whole life ahead of you. Focus on what matters instead. Continue to switch your mental channel away from women for now and instead put your attention to growing yourself as an individual and mentally so you don't end up in the same basket as those before you.

If you need love, you have your family and friends to look to.

Truvelisback:
Think of something meaningful abt ur life. I percieve u still live under the roof of ur parents.

Jeon:

but I do since 2020.. MR

placeofallure:


Still go and face your books and pay mind to your apprenticeship. You're truly not ripe to swim in the murky waters that is women.

...Words of wisdom from a mother to her son.

Danyyyyyyyyyyy:


Been there , done that and now I listen to motivational speech to get myself together , and if there's anything I love right now it's that I have some form of peace coz noone is cheating on me and I'm not waiting for a text or an SMS , I only remember I'm single when I'm broke �

You'll be fine , relationships are exaggerated

Albertone:


Mother to son
Hanty you can't give birth to my age mate abeg

On a more serious note, you people are making me scared of women.
Don't you feel the earlier I get close to women,the better?

Albertone:


Ah!
It's 2021 actually.

You were born 2001,I was in 2002.Any difference?

I am in higher institution, you're a secondary school cert holder.

And most importantly,I am handsome, you are fugly!

Thanks for stopping the posting of your graphic pictures on here.
Stay anonymous,stay graphic.

Albertone:

So women are not meaningful? So when should I now start to think about women?

placeofallure:


Do you know how old I am? Honestly, I could birth you if I finished my university education when there were no phones. Do the math.

Albertone:


And apparently, you didn't finish your university education when there were no phones.So,no maths to do.

If you're not in your forties atleast, you can't talk about birthing me.Except you're a victim of child abuse leading to early and unwanted pregnancy.

Jeon:

2020

How are you better than me?

still better than you..

mumu.. graduated from higher institution...

yet you claimed to be dependent under ur dad roof..



FUGLY OGRE GIVING HIMSELF HOPES... NO WONDER YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM TO APPROACH A LADY BECAUSE OF THE PUBERTY U STILL UNDERGOING.



ORANGUTAN SPEAKING.

placeofallure:


You're smart. You have already done the Math.

And maybe your Math is good, your punctuation actually sucks.

Jeon:


so stupid, asking for when to take actions in ur life.

Albertone:


I don't know anyone as fugly as you earlier than 2021.

you graduated from higher institution yet you're doing auxiliary nurse in a dilapidated hospital.

Everyone have been dependent at one point in their life.

If at my age your parents stopped allowing you to depend on them,then they are a failure.

is approaching a lady now an achievement?

Or you're pained that no man is approaching you except fulani herdsmen in the north that you are in?

I am not an orangutan.If you see my pictures, you'll get wet and the fluids will start dripping down your knees.Why?Cos no fcking handsome man like me has ever given you this attention before!

Albertone:


If your mom had asked when to take actions in her life, she'll have been told to abort your fugly self.
By now, we'll have one less baboon to worry about.

Datboredberri:


How cute... I'm 19... I can relate... I also hate how adults think our feelings aren't valid... Or the best thing to do is ignore them...

But I'll be honest with you... Love ain't all that... Unless you find the 'one'... Which is nearly impossible... After a lot of rejections and heartbreaks... You would realise how disappointing people truly are... And even if you do find the right person for you, can you keep her? Handle the drama? The pressure? All the bullsh*t love comes with but no one ever talks about? The awkward moments? Those depressing nights she wants to be alone? Your own uncertainty and doubt? I can go on...

Love isn't a fairytale.. It's not 'get her, game over'...

It's tedious... emotionally draining... And everything love isn't...

Jeon:

Stop talking shitz...
you are fugly, beautiful ppl don't claimed to be good looking yet stay anonymous.


Still better than ur cheap mother doing prostitute just to feed a useless HEGOAT passing on puberty with unbalanced hormones..


why not tell this to the redpill organization u belong to..



if at your age and still a man.. but still depends on ur wrenched parents for substances then you should erase from this life mm



why asking ur ass that question?
if it's not an achievement to you then why thinking of approaching them... just said you are after sex



ignorance is a disease... Nonsense... I'm not pained, I declined the approaching from them because most men behave like you suffering from bipolar disorder [since you claimed to be born in may ] You must be under the sign suffering from psychological breakdown..



SHUT UP WITH UR HIGH LONG FOREHEAD LIKE THAT ON AN HORSE TORSO...

YOU ARE SO HANDSOME EVEN THE TOP TEN HANDSOME FACE LIST REJECTED YOU TO PARTICIPATE IN HANDSOME COMPETITION.

Jeon:


do you know that your face makes onions cry.apart from that you can’t Photoshop your ugly personality...


HOW MISFORTUNED

Albertone:

I'll ignore your bad grasp of English.

I literally fried you such that, you could only bring whack comebacks.
I'll stop here so you don't slide in depression.
I don't want to be responsible for suicide of a baboon.I'll prefer you're put in the zoo and at least be useful for once.

Albertone:

1.Have you seen my face? 2.I had no idea the onions of you baboons do cry.
Mentallo

Jeon:


You’re like the end pieces of a loaf of bread. Everyone touches you, but nobody wants you.

Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you should go and apologize to it.


JUST SHOW RESPECT TO THE TREE IF YOU GOT NO RESPECT FOR HUMANS.

Boogyman557:
. Holly Gram


Make I SHINE small disco LITE 4 dis MATAYANCE!


The time wey u go use lean to be a real NIGGA or guy MAN or real Gee, that time don PASS!


U no go fit lean am AGAIN!


To my INVESTIGATION and ANALYSATION, I see sey u never de SMOKE WEED!


U need de SMOKE WEED or use the WEED take de Cook rice..


Before 3weeks u go begin get ORIENTATION and MOTIVATION!


WEED go make u get SWAG!


WEED go make u de dress and REASON mature!


If PESIN ask u question and u no Sabi the answers, SO far as say u SMOKE WEED, u go de answer the question wit ORIENTATION because WEED don give u WARRANTY and wisdom to UNDERSTAND!



U go get better sweet sweet TALK, girls go de Rush U!


U go de reason to make money and progress in Life!


If u JAZZ in exam Hall to write exam and u no Sabi the exam question but because u SMOKE WEED, u go just de write full book!


WEED is the SOLUTION MAN!


LITE UP my WEED in peace



WTF MAN!

Albertone:


So tree produces oxygen?
Your mental derailment is serious than I thought.

I will never forget a baboon once told me that tree produces oxygen.

Psycho