Yaass! You read the headline right. The Oga gave it to me wotowoto.

There's this supermarket close to my flat where I usually go to buy stuffs. The woman managing it is married but she's young, very pretty and still sexy. Having lived in that area for a while now, we do relate well enough.

I'll call her my friend because we do have lots of conversations anytime I go there to buy stuffs. Her husband knows me also. As he has seen me relate with his wife on several occasions on a mutual ground.

So yesterday, I went to buy sardines and eggs. When I got there, I noticed that she made her hair and she was looking all beautiful. The I decided to tease her a little. I didn't notice that her husband was around. Just behind a counter. Even if he was around, and I noticed, I'd still have complimented her though. But not loudly anyways.

I told her "Madam! You made your hair?" She began smiling then I rounded up with "hmm.. Madam, why so beautiful?".

I didn't even take the next breath before I felt someone dragging my shoulders. I turned, the next thing was a heavy slap/blow that landed on my face. I can't say if it's was a slap or blow because at that point, I was struggling to get myself. Her husband must be an ex boxer or old soldier.

In my confusion and moments of gathering stamina, the only thing I was hearing was "ahh! Darling why na", "she's my wife, you don't talk to her as such", "I've been noticing you", "bla blaa blaaa".

I managed to regain mild consciousness. Na water abi tears na him full my eyes. Got my phone and dial my mates number who's a lieutenant. I think her husband overhead me. So he went on in making his own calls too.

My mate came with some red beret officers and the respect now is overdose.

;DOnly you no fit handle am

Moral of the story:


Comot throat for another person meat

Keep his wife's hair out your fvcking mouth!!

The husband sha

Op if na u the man dey caprisun with ur wife almost every time, just like u called ur mates with red Barret, you would've done worst.


Meanwhile, that's serves u right.

Avoid married women, more especially the ones that re still active in marriage.

Good for you! Go and marry joor. Chaiii.. Thank God, she wasn't a P.boy's wife!

Why you no break his head.

czarr:
Keep his wife's hair out your fvcking mouth!!

STFU!!

Shalommy:
Good for you! Go and marry joor. Chaiii.. Thank God, she wasn't a P.boy's wife!

Wetin ah wan do with him wife? Na just normal friends we be. I can't even get an erection for her because I don't do married women. It's a no no! for me.

Fairmedia:
Why you no break his head.

My guys help me settle scores.

Ocholu:


My guys help me settle scores.

Good... always treat fools fck up.

Ocholu:
Yaass! You read the headline right. The Oga gave it to me wotowoto.

There's this supermarket close to my flat where I usually go to buy stuffs. The woman managing it is married but she's young, very pretty and still sexy. Having lived in that area for a while now, we do relate well enough.

I'll call her my friend because we do have lots of conversations anytime I go there to buy stuffs. Her husband knows me also. As he has seen me relate with his wife on several occasions on a mutual ground.

So yesterday, I went to buy sardines and eggs. When I got there, I noticed that she made her hair and she was looking all beautiful. The I decided to tease her a little. I didn't notice that her husband was around. Just behind a counter. Even if he was around, and I noticed, I'd still have complimented her though. But not loudly anyways.

I told her "Madam! You made your hair?" She began smiling then I rounded up with "hmm.. Madam, why so beautiful?".

I didn't even take the next breath before I felt someone dragging my shoulders. I turned, the next thing was a heavy slap/blow that landed on my face. I can't say if it's was a slap or blow because at that point, I was struggling to get myself. Her husband must be an ex boxer or old soldier.

In my confusion and moments of gathering stamina, the only thing I was hearing was "ahh! Darling why na", "she's my wife, you don't talk to her as such", "I've been noticing you", "bla blaa blaaa".

I managed to regain mild consciousness. Na water abi tears na him full my eyes. Got my phone and dial my mates number who's a lieutenant. I think her husband overhead me. So he went on in making his own calls too.

My mate came with some red beret officers and the respect now is overdose.

The guy is a fuc*ing insecure bastard! For a compliment, he beat you? That's bullsh**...

Some men feel so damn insecure... He doesn't trust his wife?

Thank god I wasn't there... Sorry... You're kind...

Why you go compliment person wife for him front.. Nigga If it was me I would have beat the living day light out of you.. When does your mates come nah to rush you go hospital,

Datboredberri:
The guy is a fuc*ing insecure bastard! For a compliment, he beat you? That's bullsh**...

Some men feel so damn insecure... He doesn't trust his wife?

Thank god I wasn't there... Sorry... You're kind...

Haha.. I trust you. You for break bottle for him head. He's just insecure.

Stallionhorse:
Why you go compliment person wife for him front.. Nigga If it was me I would have beat the living day light out of you.. When does your mates come nah to rush you go hospital,

Did you read the thread? Or you're just a morón?

Ocholu:


Did you read the thread? Or you're just a morón?

a slowpoke is the person that got slapped..

this is the best treatment that should be given to Albertone because of the fugliness of his characters and appearance that can not be photoshopped..

If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.albertone

Jeon:
this is the best treatment that should be given to Albertone because of the fugliness of his characters and appearance that can not be photoshopped..

If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.albertone

Which one? The man that was decked black and blue my non smiling force men or the dude that got an unexpected jab?

All these guys saying they will do same or worst if they were in the man's shoe are not yet matured, and they are the type with low self esteem, and are always insecured. Someone complimented your wife (not sexually) and you decided to go physical on the person, thats an act of childishness and immaturity.

Jeon:
this is the best treatment that should be given to Albertone because of the fugliness of his characters and appearance that can not be photoshopped..

If brain cells had value, you'd be broke.albertone

How do you know I have an ugly appearance without seeing me?
I am the one that can call you ugly cos I've seen your "orangubaboon" face.

Albertone:


How do you know I have an ugly appearance without seeing me?
I am the one that can call you ugly cos I've seen your "orangubaboon" face.

OGRE FACE CAUSING OUR DEAR ONIONS TO SHED TEARS..

Honestly it is like you deserve it o

Datboredberri:
The guy is a fuc*ing insecure bastard! For a compliment, he beat you? That's bullsh**...

Some men feel so damn insecure... He doesn't trust his wife?

Thank god I wasn't there... Sorry... You're kind...

Lol try and compliment another man in the presence of his wife fess.
I wan check something

Op u crossed the line I wouldn't blame the man, you don't compliment another man's wife more than necessary knowing full well that the woman is married, we are Africans and we don't do such here.

Its not only annoying, it's disrespectful, you would have bought what u came for and left no one would have given you a black eye, mr one eye Sunday

Hmmm...


Surprisingly, your egoistic foolishness gave you the guts to bring it to Nairaland.

The man too try na so una go start from compliments before u know e don turn another thing thank god the man know people like u so he was guarding his territory very well.


Mind your business oga its not everybody u start a conversation with most especially a married woman wont u do what took u there and leave had it been u lost a eye it could have been for what?

The husband na will smith brother

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Learn to mind your business!!! Commot eyes for married women if you dey find who to appreciate, single ladies full everywhere wey they pray for it.....

I wish he was the one that called the soldiers for you. You are shameless and may thunder fire you if you deny that you never nursed feelings for his wife. Ordinary mind your business, you couldn't but you had the nerve to call soldiers for a man whose wife you were trying to fucck. Idiot.

Sucre6:
Op u crossed the line I wouldn't blame the man, you don't compliment another man's wife more than necessary knowing full well that the woman is married, we are Africans and we don't do such here.

Its not only annoying, it's disrespectful, you would have bought what u came for and left no one would have given you a black eye, mr one eye Sunday

Nawa Oh! So you don't know the meaning of compliments and you're here shouting "Africans". She's my friend. And we relate on a strict mutual level.

Compliments are harmless, unprovocative and with good intentions. The husband mistook the whole scenery.