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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by jackyraw09: 9:41am On May 21, 2022
chatinent:
So we should advise you on how to keep having premarital sex? Ori e ti baje

Yoruba insults don’t fail to amuse me cheesy cheesy

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ajehkpako4naija(m): 9:42am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
buns don eat bellyfull that is why una dey talk of satisfaction, who never eat nor get strength to lash now
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by rajiedreez: 9:42am On May 21, 2022
You no too like yourself at all
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Savagr(m): 9:42am On May 21, 2022
LoL grin

Lord, see someone's problem.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ubanz: 9:42am On May 21, 2022
I stumbled on this year ago and it helped.
Why not give it a try.
https://www.facebook.com/114616388647378/posts/587396584702687/
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by claxyc: 9:43am On May 21, 2022
If you into masturbation, then you have to stop it. Secondly, wash bitter leaf water to drink for 5days, morning and evening. Do it and come thank me later. It's a simple therapy that works like mad.

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Penguin2: 9:43am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Stop drinking alcohol or mineral from now on.

Take only water and watch the difference
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nat404: 9:43am On May 21, 2022
Toktee:
Oga shift na even porn stars don't last that long.... Haba boss.
Man, I last more than 2 hours and that's why if I sleep with a lady, she keeps coming back.

A friend of mine lasts 5 hours.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by E2000: 9:43am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Break up and take time to rediscover yourself. They don't rush matters like this if not you will find yourself in more mess e.g drugs addiction

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Zion243(m): 9:43am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.



What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


No go kill yourself o.

You don't have money and can't satisfy your GF, but you don't seek advice on how to get money but your concern is sexual satisfaction.
You need a deliverance!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Toktee(m): 9:43am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have mone and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Igbo girls ehn...


Well to be honest you cannot satisfy a Nigeria girl with a slack borehole called vaginna.. have never heard where a slack toto is amended..



It's take expertise to satisfy such girls.


Ask them here them go tell you, they are plenty here.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Penguin2: 9:43am On May 21, 2022
claxyc:
If you into masturbation, then you have to stop it. Secondly, wash bitter leaf water to drink for 5days, morning and evening. Do it and come thank me later. It's a simple therapy that works like mad.

You forgot to tell him to quit alcohol and sugar
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Revolva(m): 9:44am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Oga run from the girl u call ur girlfriend she is a nymph nothing can satisfy her....

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Lexusgs430: 9:44am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?


Wàhálà for who wan die on top kpekus............ cheesy wink
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by idsamoo(m): 9:45am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
I want to show her a writeup about what you posted she said she don't want to see it, she have been angry since yesterday
Hmmmm ,better concentrate on your career.
Am sure you are still an undergraduate.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Henz81: 9:45am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Talking of sex, the woman in question is not your wife and you have the guts to bring this to public domain. Have you gone insane? Where is your moral? Gosh!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by skelewu404(m): 9:45am On May 21, 2022
nifemi25:
Do your best and leave the rest.... kiss
tomorrow is another day

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kolosman(m): 9:45am On May 21, 2022
silvoclaira:
If you allow her to keep making you feel bad about your performance or ability, that preek might never gonna get hard because she is talking it down from your brain.

Don't push pass your borders!
You are just ordinary FORNICATORS She is not your WIFE

Check your diet/foods. Thats where the problem lies.

Your penis is in good health.

Wehdone....penis doctor�
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by rajiedreez: 9:45am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Im just seeking for advice,yoh would do same if you are in my shoes
I know I won't do the same if I'm in your shoes because I like myself too much for someone to want to give me heartache because of pekus. Shior
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by BePrepared: 9:46am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
What diet should i eat,and besides i do masturbate a lot

U aint married and you are already an old man in sex, what happens 10 years after your marriage by then your p can't even stand again
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kolosman(m): 9:46am On May 21, 2022
Henz81:
Talking of sex, the woman in question is not your wife and you have the guts to bring this to public domain. Have you gone insane? Where is your moral? Gosh!

See dis one. Na so una go dey do like say una no dey knack
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ihimiray(m): 9:49am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
bro stop sex for now...cos anxiety has already set in and dat will worsen the whole thing....try to gain ur confidence since u said u were satisfying her b4...don't allow her threaten you with a break up
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by AkpaMgbor(m): 9:49am On May 21, 2022
Nat404:
Man, I last more than 2 hours and that's why if I sleep with a lady, she keeps coming back.

A friend of mine lasts 5 hours.
Liar!
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by RepoMan007: 9:49am On May 21, 2022
Funny thread. Some things need to be stopped and not managed. Maybe God wants to save you for Jesus to snatch.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Jman06(m): 9:49am On May 21, 2022
Emma2Seconds:
So women too enjoy sex
The same question I keep asking! Yet they make it look like they're doing guys a favour by offering them sex. Mumu guys would be killing themselves and paying through their noses to get laid by these ladies!

Women are indeed smarter than men tbh

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:50am On May 21, 2022
Wrong advice
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by noony926: 9:50am On May 21, 2022
Guyman. Allow yourself sometimes. You will be fine again. Eat healthy food n do exercise promptly. Do not think about it. Let your gf be patient and if she can't, show her the exit door
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 9:51am On May 21, 2022
Samfloxin:
Take Viagra

Wrong advice
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by tmoneyu: 9:52am On May 21, 2022
How do u expect your dick to stand when your pocket is dry? Bros hustle more so that u can have full erection. Women is everywhere, she has to leave you for u to focus

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Artzdanielsz(m): 9:53am On May 21, 2022
endsarrrs:
Its psychological.

Food.Sress.Brokeness.Pressure.Alcohol.Masturbation.Thinking.Anxiety.HP

Deal with all above mentioned.

One last thing. Buhari's government. YES! Is the major cause of men experiencing ED this days.
Men that use to have normal healthy erection, now have none. Unless on some kinda drugs or whatever

Talk your gf out of it so you could buy more time while you work on yourself

And remember, DONT LISTEN TO Boogyman557 or lasisi69 or Slawormiir telling your to smoke some weed sh!t. This guys live in the SUN!
On point

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Newboss(m): 9:53am On May 21, 2022
Guy, stop trying to satisfy her. Just fûck her, cûm and walk away without uttering a word. That's real man shît. If you lose your erection, it's her fault, she's not fûcking you well. Erection is a mental thing
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kelspinall(m): 9:53am On May 21, 2022
3 weeks ago I was having this problem but I came across a post here on nairaland romance section concerning about sexual related issues and immune system,I read the long thread and got to know about garlic, onion and ginger helping the immune system and muscle after it I went and bought them.i must say this is working for me,if it's ok you try it..
here is to mix it..
buy garlic, onions and ginger cut it to piece's fill it inside an empty container(pepsi or coke) mixed it with hot water and let it chill and take it.

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