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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Fashdeejay(m): 10:41am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
Tbh ,she says i should fix it that she dont want to cheat on me
She was cheating from the start.... You know this but out are just choosing to live in denial.... Open your eyes and stop letting your emotions dictate your actions...
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Goodboy2000(m): 10:44am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Oga, break the relationship, cut off that prick and go make money.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nat404: 10:46am On May 21, 2022
AkpaMgbor:

No critical thinking person will believe your outlandish claims lol.
Okay. Forget it then. I'm currently dating a politician's daughter. She calls me like 10 times a day. cool

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Osanoghodua1: 10:46am On May 21, 2022
It's fornication, your precious life is what is at stake, the failure of your penis is just a warning to stop fornicating. I will advise you run to Jesus and stop fornicating. Check for any STD too, meet a doctor not a chemist man. God will help you
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 10:46am On May 21, 2022
Nat404:
Do kegel exercise everyday and after couple of days, you would be fine.

I last more than two hours on bed before loading off.
whats kegel excercise
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by frankpro27(m): 10:46am On May 21, 2022
solufemiwa:
OGA OGA OGA..

If i understand you well. You and your girlfriend nac virtually everyday a week even you masterbate. You need help!!

A man should be able to take care of his life healthily. Stop masterbating and try engaging yourself in some daily activities and avoid staying alone most of the times.

It takes 64 days for a man to reproduce every ejaculation. You cant be sexually active when you ejaculate your life everyday. Take a break and eat healthy food. If your girlfriend want to leave let her leave.

Guy man dies garly go still fck another prick with diff sizes. Every gal are potential olosho if u know u know. If pastor die madam GO will still marry another husband if time dey.

Use your brain and stay healthy for your own sake. Car without refuelling and proper servicing can never perform well.





U got it wrong. Dats assuming u dont ve sex or ejaculate. The sperms die nd get replaced in 64days. But wen ur ejaculating, ur body replaced ut daily.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nat404: 10:47am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
whats kegel excercise
Google it man. This is the exercise I do everyday before I go to work and my gf doesn't know about it. cheesy
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Burgerlomo: 10:48am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Let her go period
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Evidenx(m): 10:49am On May 21, 2022
People just dey fornicate here and there...this world don cast.. make una remember day God dey watch una oooo.

If world nor end sickness go kill you.
Then ur judgement don start.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by czarr(m): 10:51am On May 21, 2022
Parisian:
Nairaland boys will swear they're redpillers who hate women but they just can't go a day without opening threads talking about women.
Redpillers don't say they hate women. If your parent call out your bad behaviour does that mean they hate you? So because a girl has pussy we should not tell them where they are wrong?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Tribalism123(m): 10:51am On May 21, 2022
Can I help u shift her womb for u?
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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 10:53am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
What diet should i eat,and besides i do masturbate a lot
Hmmm
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ekemax: 10:55am On May 21, 2022
Do you want to die during sex, if yes 2 packets of anafranil will be OK. If not go and look for your type not a sex addict who will continually shame your sex strength after all your hard work.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Ekemax: 10:56am On May 21, 2022
Do you want to die during sex, if yes 2 packets of anafranil will be OK. If not go and look for your type not a sex addict who will continually shame your sex strength after all your hard work. cool
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by DeRay98(m): 10:56am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

You're dying gradually and she woll move on to the next guy...
You never marry, you dey satisfy woman...
Pele o
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by winner37(m): 10:56am On May 21, 2022
Ask her first about her ex boyfriend life presently, are you aware that girls are being used now indirectly to make a Man manhood not functioning for ritual purpose?
The girl done used your dick ,
Mr Man ,you need a serious check up both spiritual and medically...


I have no advice for you pls because you should be seeking for help on how to make money.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by cutieme(m): 11:00am On May 21, 2022
endsarrrs:
Its psychological.

Food.Sress.Brokeness.Pressure.Alcohol.Masturbation.Thinking.Anxiety.HP

Deal with all above mentioned.

One last thing. Buhari's government. YES! Is the major cause of men experiencing ED this days.
Men that use to have normal healthy erection, now have none. Unless on some kinda drugs or whatever

Talk your gf out of it so you could buy more time while you work on yourself

And remember, DONT LISTEN TO Boogyman557 or lasisi69 or Slawormiir telling your to smoke some weed sh!t. This guys live in the SUN!
HI, you appear to be knowledgeable about this issue, can we be friends?

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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Kennix90(m): 11:02am On May 21, 2022
You are either beginning to loose interest in sex with her or ur brain is currently having so much to deal with, what u re experiencing is a psychological issues nothing is wrong wit ur dick or strength, to proof my point, try having sex with another lady n see, after all you are a formicator so no b say I dey teach u how to sin ����
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by SoapQueen(f): 11:04am On May 21, 2022
Ninisun:




He should consume less of pastries, alcohol, starchy foods, tea&bread and engage in physical exercise. If he masturbate, let him stop cus that's one of the major causes of ED.

He can still go for medical check-up to rule out any STIs.

Wow! Thanks much.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Chubalee(m): 11:04am On May 21, 2022
Go for medical check up...
Probably u are having an infection and u nid to treat it first b4 any oda thing
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by TyroneP(m): 11:06am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

This is purely "situationship" and not relationship. She should be the one trying to discuss with you on how to check/provide solutions to it but I'm quite sure it's your lifestyle- your diet. You should call it off before she messes with your brain. You'll do just fine.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Nobody: 11:10am On May 21, 2022
SoapQueen:


Wow! Thanks much.


I wish you the best.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by directoroluwole: 11:12am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Listen attentively, go to Instagram and search fekomi, fekomiceo, fekomiwellness...he owns the three handles but don't fall fot fake page... Get his product your gf will worship u... If it doesn't work I'll refund your money
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ElonMosque(m): 11:12am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
She said she is giving me two days to fix ut up

See pressure oo grin
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by kriss27(m): 11:13am On May 21, 2022
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Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Holluwhakemmy(f): 11:14am On May 21, 2022
Repent pre marital sex is dangerous.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by persius555(m): 11:14am On May 21, 2022
Go and fix it, as if na car wey breakdown
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by ElonMosque(m): 11:14am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
She said she is giving me two days to fix ut up

Get high. Take Viagra. Avoid anything that stresses you. Avoid sugar. Take unsweetened yoghurt. Eat swallow with betta meat. Go again.
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by frenzzy2(m): 11:15am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship. Guy no b government work ooh any ways reduce ur sugar level and get urself asiwaju herbs

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Fetula4u: 11:16am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.
Brother what you are doing is meant for married folks not boyfriend and Girlfriend there have never been satisfaction in iniquity kindly give your life to Christ as there's more that such short time pleasure.one love bro

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?
Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by fayruz02(m): 11:17am On May 21, 2022
Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her
sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

You can learn from those two Ibadan poly who died on overdose coz of sex.

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