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Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 12:16am On Nov 20, 2007
Gets ready to strike upon anyone on a suspicious move.
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 12:20am On Nov 20, 2007
Fred kruger, u really need to see what's under my pants.
What the females on nairaland hv been seeing is just a demo version.
Wait till u see d full version
Re: What A Wife by SugaLips(f): 12:35am On Nov 20, 2007
Please oh please tell or show me (whatever)
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 12:47am On Nov 20, 2007
Ok suga, i can show u the demoversion, all u have to do is come 2 my house.
Re: What A Wife by SugaLips(f): 12:57am On Nov 20, 2007
Got AIM?
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 1:00am On Nov 20, 2007
Yes.
Re: What A Wife by SugaLips(f): 1:04am On Nov 20, 2007
what's your screen name?
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 1:09am On Nov 20, 2007
Tope_teadrl
thats it.
Re: What A Wife by SugaLips(f): 1:15am On Nov 20, 2007
It sees you're invalid.
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 1:18am On Nov 20, 2007
Why do u say so,
try
Tope_teadrl again.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 1:18am On Nov 20, 2007
Lol. I thinkn in anoda =>
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 1:20am On Nov 20, 2007
Thinking what migs.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 1:21am On Nov 20, 2007
You mustav omitted d "_" cuz i 3ryed it and it worked.
Re: What A Wife by SugaLips(f): 1:25am On Nov 20, 2007
not yahoo, aim
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 1:31am On Nov 20, 2007
Aiight guys. I'm done making up stories i'm off to bed. I've got to wake up very early this morning to do nothing. C y'all(usernames) l8a.
* * *
Re: What A Wife by SugaLips(f): 1:35am On Nov 20, 2007
Goodnite
Re: What A Wife by mimiko(f): 5:28am On Nov 20, 2007
y is Tope feeling like D'angelo and whjats with mr and mrs is that ur title?

Clem i think i saw ur bra at the museum grin grin grin grin ;to rpresent the African top class Atire cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 6:52am On Nov 20, 2007
wots her size?  . . . how com they size teadr's head?
Re: What A Wife by freezy(m): 9:27am On Nov 20, 2007
Thats to show all y'all how small Tope's head is, hence the reason for the miniature brain size! grin grin cool
Re: What A Wife by Nobody: 9:46am On Nov 20, 2007
;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 9:55am On Nov 20, 2007
Wat are u implying?
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 9:55am On Nov 20, 2007
Wat are u implying?
Re: What A Wife by Ninjabyte(m): 10:02am On Nov 20, 2007
mimiko:

y is Tope feeling like D'angelo and whjats with mr and mrs is that your title?

Clem i think i saw your bra at the museum grin grin grin grin ;to rpresent the African top class Atire cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin

Latest Reports reaching my "Desk" has it that arrangements are being made to transfer the bra to The World Museum of Nature's Wonders in Amsterville wherever that is Therefore Clem, can i be ur friend, since u r gonna be a star shortly.
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 10:06am On Nov 20, 2007
I'm d one to grant dat request.
Re: What A Wife by Ninjabyte(m): 10:09am On Nov 20, 2007
Oh sorry pal, but this is beyond u. I have C14 clearance on this one. You know what that means. If u talk too much, I might have to introduce u to Sgt. Rogers I bet u've heard of him
Re: What A Wife by Migines(m): 10:11am On Nov 20, 2007
No dude I bet "ST. ROGERS" has heard of ME!
And to me, hes just some oda dude.
Re: What A Wife by Ninjabyte(m): 10:29am On Nov 20, 2007
Oh, so it aint gonna bother u then if i "INTRODUCE" you two. Fine then, you asked for it. Please Clem forgive me, but he asked for it
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 2:05pm On Nov 20, 2007
*hisses and ignore the brainwashed kid*. Hey sugadear, lets go hv a drink
Re: What A Wife by Ninjabyte(m): 2:46pm On Nov 20, 2007
Smacks the hiss off TT's mouth and begins to enjoy the kind of interesting look sugalips is giving him
Re: What A Wife by topeteadr(m): 2:58pm On Nov 20, 2007
Hits naijabyte hard with a sledge hammer, and naijabyte falls to the floor with blood spilled on the floor. And then turns to suga to begin (u know what).
Re: What A Wife by saucekid(m): 3:37pm On Nov 20, 2007
b4 he could begin u know what, i smack TT unconcious and carries suga to an undisclosed nuclear bunker
Re: What A Wife by ThePope(m): 8:39pm On Nov 20, 2007
bomb goes off, killing saucekid. the pope claims responsibility; rescues suga with . . . heads back to the mission

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