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I Need You Advice by cushxene: 6:16am On Jun 03, 2022
One day, i was sleeping, dreaming that i
withdrew 100k from an ATM machine. When
i woke up, To my greatest surprise, i saw
100k in bundle on my bed.
I was happy, it's was a dream come true, i
regretted not withdrawing 1millon in my
dream.
Without wasting time i got up,called my
girlfriend Mary, called my fellow Admin
Godsent,we all went to boutique, shoprite
and many places i can't remember, the bills
was on me
Everything was going fine until my father
called me

ME: Hello sir...

MY DAD: Hello my son, how are you?

ME: Am very very fine, infact very fine is an
understatement

MY DAD: I know, when i have dropped your
100k school fees, why wouldn't you be
happy?

ME: chaiiii

Guyz plz advice me
The money remain 1500 and school don
start


DM for more...
facebook: @cush xene

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Re: I Need You Advice by shilenji(m): 6:38am On Jun 03, 2022
See return the things you bought, if they are some that can't be returned, labourer work perday is 2k. Enjoy
Re: I Need You Advice by Nobody: 7:09am On Jun 03, 2022
cushxene:
One day, i was sleeping, dreaming that i withdrew 100k from an ATM machine. When i woke up, To my greatest surprise, i saw 100k in bundle on my bed. I was happy, it's was a dream come true, i regretted not withdrawing 1millon in my dream. Without wasting time i got up,called my girlfriend Mary, called my fellow Admin Godsent,we all went to boutique, shoprite and many places i can't remember, the bills was on me Everything was going fine until my father called me
ME: Hello sir...
MY DAD: Hello my son, how are you?
ME: Am very very fine, infact very fine is an understatement
MY DAD: I know, when i have dropped your 100k school fees, why wouldn't you be happy?
ME: chaiiii
Guyz plz advice me The money remain 1500 and school don start
coded begges
Re: I Need You Advice by Nobody: 7:14am On Jun 03, 2022
Lol
Re: I Need You Advice by cushxene: 7:18am On Jun 03, 2022
Ferrytech:
coded begges

what do u mean by dat nonsence word beggers seems like somtin is wrong with u, cant u see that i post it under jokes
look go and learn some manners
Re: I Need You Advice by cushxene: 7:20am On Jun 03, 2022
darling2222:
Lol
lets chat on email i jst messaged @ katbamraymond@gmail.com
Re: I Need You Advice by Nobody: 8:44am On Jun 03, 2022
cushxene:


lets chat on email i jst messaged @ katbamraymond@gmail.com

Wow,okay
Re: I Need You Advice by Cartooner026: 10:08am On Jun 05, 2022
shilenji:
See return the things you bought, if they are some that can't be returned, labourer work perday is 2k. Enjoy
Abegggggg smiley wink wink grin

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