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Words Women Use by adbaby(f): 10:12am On Aug 10, 2007
Words Women Use


Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the Arsenal Vs Chelsea game before helping around the
house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in
"fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by
men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over
"Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a
man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a
woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and
back out of the room slowly.
Re: Words Women Use by NaJaHaJe(f): 10:13am On Aug 10, 2007
guys pay good attention,
Re: Words Women Use by Dekie(f): 4:49pm On Aug 13, 2007
How smart,well, angryThank you
Re: Words Women Use by darkkcloud(m): 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2007
undecided k
Re: Words Women Use by darkkcloud(m): 5:28pm On Aug 13, 2007
undecided k, am in a serious mess
Re: Words Women Use by karlken(m): 6:02pm On Aug 13, 2007
omg. :d :d
Re: Words Women Use by Aiphie(f): 7:54pm On Aug 13, 2007
Gurl no b lie
U said it all wink wink wink
Re: Words Women Use by CrazyMan(m): 8:23pm On Aug 13, 2007
You try sha not bad.
Re: Words Women Use by mimiko(f): 11:21am On Aug 14, 2007
nothing is the best part of it wink
but guys cant still do without us and our probs

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