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| Words Women Use by adbaby(f): 10:12am On Aug 10, 2007 |
Words Women Use Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the Arsenal Vs Chelsea game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT! Loud Sigh Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly. |
| Re: Words Women Use by NaJaHaJe(f): 10:13am On Aug 10, 2007 |
guys pay good attention, |
| Re: Words Women Use by Dekie(f): 4:49pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
How smart,well,  Thank you |
| Re: Words Women Use by darkkcloud(m): 5:27pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
 k |
| Re: Words Women Use by darkkcloud(m): 5:28pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
| k, am in a serious mess |
| Re: Words Women Use by karlken(m): 6:02pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
omg. :d :d |
| Re: Words Women Use by Aiphie(f): 7:54pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
Gurl no b lie U said it all  |
| Re: Words Women Use by CrazyMan(m): 8:23pm On Aug 13, 2007 |
You try sha not bad. |
| Re: Words Women Use by mimiko(f): 11:21am On Aug 14, 2007 |
nothing is the best part of it but guys cant still do without us and our probs |
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